I might want to move to Ohio or Indiana or Texas or wherever for the politics, but honestly being born and raised in NJ, the outdoorsy thing doesn't interest me. I've tried gardening, but I found that I more like having the garden I built than the actual process. I... might like hunting? The way I see it hunting is like hiking but with a gun, but then I might as well just go hiking. A horse just seems like an ATV that can murder you. Shooting's definitely fun, but I think that's about it.

I dunno, is anybody else here like this? I'm just not turned on by the whole rural ideal thing