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zippy2 27 points ago +28 / -1

Paul Ryan and Mitch approved

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Toughsky_Shitsky 9 points ago +9 / -0

John Boehner was Paul Ryan's mentor as Speaker/Repug "leader".

Boehner was the largest piece of fucking shit to ever serve in congress .. he taught Paul Ryan well.

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leakmouth 9 points ago +9 / -0

Boner: hey Obama. We’re going to vote to repeal Obamacare again next week so the dumbfucks that elected us will send more money

Obama: No problem. I’ll just veto again. Hey we still playing golf this weekend?

Boner: Yeah but I need to pick up a new wood driver. Something with a really large head and long shaft.

Obama: I got you covered. Michelle is gonna caddy for us and would be happy to let you use her schlong.