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TheB3ast 145 points ago +145 / -0

Libtards... Libtards never change.

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bigdickhangsright 66 points ago +66 / -0

Leftists want to set the world on fire

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BasedTemplar 37 points ago +38 / -1

and some of our "Conservatives" seem to just want to watch it burn.

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Darkheartisland 21 points ago +21 / -0

You mean Mitch Mcconnell

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CaptainJamesChaos 13 points ago +13 / -0

Let’s not forget Traitor mikE

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BidensCrazyTrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Next we will throw Chris Christie under the bus... Oh never mind, physically not possible!

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bdailey1965USA 2 points ago +2 / -0

we must be in Gods will not our own....purify yourself and prepare....we do not have 4 years

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Taxis 2 points ago +3 / -1

They want payback from World War Two. It's who they are. They must be crushed, and we all know who they are.

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Farmerbob1 -2 points ago +1 / -3

Hrm. The Nazis were crushed. They no longer exist in any meaningful way. If you are referring to the people the Nazis tried to exterminate, you're delusional.

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BewareOfThePug 25 points ago +25 / -0

Need to make this a game.

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Starseed 19 points ago +19 / -0

Fallout modders make it happen!

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SteelMongoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd buy a new console to play it.

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papagiorgio-g 2 points ago +3 / -1

MY PC laughs at your console.

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Greg_the_Grim_Doctor 6 points ago +6 / -0

#Liberals ......... have changed

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Visvires 3 points ago +3 / -0

I came here for this.

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ModelMinority 63 points ago +63 / -0

This is satire but sadly can be very true if Liberals continue down this slippery slope.

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Mynamesprivate 55 points ago +55 / -0

Someone posted here yesterday that "todays satire is tomorrows leftist vision."

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StartAgain 27 points ago +27 / -0

this is accurate actually

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Amaroq64 25 points ago +25 / -0

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow.
-Ayn Rand

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KangKong 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was I. Nothing is too radical or ridiculous for them to consider as good public policy.

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IncredibleMrE1 26 points ago +26 / -0

Satire at this point is just giving the libs ideas.

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RussianAgent13 21 points ago +21 / -0

1984 is an instruction manual.

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FollowTheVOTEmasks 8 points ago +8 / -0

As it was likely intended.

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Amaroq64 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, I've heard from the left "George Orwell was really a socialist trying to warn us about capitalism."

So he was projecting then?

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DJT_JR6544 6 points ago +7 / -1

He was indeed a socialist that hated what the bolsheviks had done, supposedly.

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logan34 7 points ago +7 / -0

Animal Farm is pretty obviously an attack on communism and socialism

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Shalomtoyou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Couldn't believe my ears when I heard a professor claim Animal Farm was a warning about Capitalism.

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AnointedVisions 1 point ago +2 / -1

Commies don't like communism when people do it to them.

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Darkheartisland 4 points ago +4 / -0

They haven't read beyond the Communist Manifesto

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AnointedVisions 0 points ago +1 / -1

Me neither

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe we should Jedi Mind Trick them?

The possibilities are endless.

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AnointedVisions 1 point ago +2 / -1

Or just helicopter throw them

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cyberwar 11 points ago +11 / -0

in a world without law there will be no liberals

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InarosPrime 10 points ago +10 / -0

South Park ran a few episodes predicting everyone would be gay and the few remaining heterosexuals would be hunted down. The episode started with Cartman freezing himself in order to time travel to the release of the Wii.

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Dereliction 5 points ago +5 / -0

The first dozen seasons of South Park have a deeply prescient feel to them now. They include a credible perspective on a variety of topics that would get anyone else canceled in a heartbeat now. Subjects like transgenders and global warming and progressivism more broadly. It's refreshing to re-watch some of the episodes for that reason.

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wonder if they still show the episode with the tranny surgery or if that got memoryholed.

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papagiorgio-g 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina!

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AnointedVisions 1 point ago +2 / -1

frontholed

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AnointedVisions 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why do you think the first thing the internet-commies did was cancel Alex Jones?

They got his ass way before they banned Trump.

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logan34 47 points ago +48 / -1

More likely scenario: The year is 2025. Kamala Harris just won her second term with 90% of the popular vote. Through executive order, the citizens have lost the entire bill of rights. Poverty is widespread, and gun ownership is punishable by death sentence without trial. The country is 130 trillion in debt to Chyna, who is ready to place all anti-globalists into "re-eduction gulags." The concerned masses, instead of getting off their lazy asses and actually fighting for their right to liberty, use ham radios to spread out the message to “JUST VOTE FOR TRUMP IN 2028 GUYS” with the delusional belief that someone else will come wipe their asses for them. Smh.

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ZhaoBaiDeng 20 points ago +22 / -2

Vote for Robot Trump in 2028, trust the plan.

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neurojerk 14 points ago +14 / -0

RoboBiden: "Dead or alive, you're voting for me."

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

RoboBiden had better not be a pleasure model.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

This would have been much better if I'd have said:

"RoboKamala is a pleasure model."

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AnointedVisions 1 point ago +2 / -1

It will be specialized in badakathcare

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RonPaulPatriot 18 points ago +19 / -1

The year is 2025 -- the world is now controlled by a One World Bureaucracy based out of New Zealand consisting of the Rockefeller and Rothschild progeny, Hilary Clinton, an ageing George Soros, and a technocratic alliance consisting of -- Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Susan Wojcicki, Jack Dorsey and Sundar Pichai.

The entire world's debt has been wiped clean and all fiat destroyed. The world monetary system now consists of the SDR (special drawing right) fully functional by use of blockchain technology and completely integrated into the 7G network. Gold is illegal and possession of the commodity will render the death penalty. All transactions are completely surveilled (for your safety) and purchasing firearms will result in immediate shipment to re-education camps. These camps are set up for the general well-being of the empire, utilized to indoctrinate the climate deniers, anti-vaxers, gun owners, and any other dissidents to the New Order. All Books have been burned and possession of books will result in the death penalty. A fully stocked digital library has been made available to you by the gracious Jeff Bezos.

The world was saved by the illustrious and altruistic philanthropist Bill Gates who created the microchipped vaccine in 2024, ending the 4 year 'shelter in place' order. People are now allowed to stand in bread lines for 1 hour periods as long as their social credit score is acceptable. The entire world receives a 2k per month SDR wellness check from the gracious Rothschild family to be used for food. All housing is subsidized by the New Zealand based One World Party (OWP). Each year, a new and improved required vaccine comes out for the general safety of the public.

As an aside - 'I had to wait a week for food because I J-walked on Monday -- bringing my social credit score down to unacceptable levels.'

Pedophilia is now an illegal term that is fully regulated by the Ministry of Truth (MoT) and has been replaced by the latin based idiom -- iuvenis puer amans, making sexual relations with anyone under 18 fully legal . The global population has been on a 5% decline over the past 5 years -- greatly improving the world climate according to One World News Network (OWNN). Sperm counts are now 1/50th of the level 50 years ago which has been praised as one of the main benefits of 7G and further saving the planet via population decreases.

Humanity has been bifurcated into two species: A tiny sociopathic elite lording over a permanent underclass of human livestock, with less than half the IQ of the elites. The world is now living in a hellish global favela where everyone fights each other for scraps, and nobody will be intelligent enough to figure out who the real oppressors are, let alone organize against them.

The Elite live in opulence, fucking children and snacking on pineal glands until the end of time.

'What's that at the door?' I say to myself as I put down my pen.

--"Open up, it's the ministry of truth."--

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logan34 8 points ago +8 / -0

Scarrrrrryyyyyy my guy. Hell on earth.

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EdmondDantesDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just missed the part where Little Marco Rubio is leading the GOP and women now compete in mens sports (the most successful being former men who became women) and annual vaccinations due to the dangerous mutations until autism is the new normal.

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MagaChief 1 point ago +2 / -1

I know the nsa created it

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Aambrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they do know much since the point is is to track meaning only a certain type would be allowed. It is very, very possible to the point I bet you they are going to implement that at some point before their master takes over.

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Aambrick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly, you seriously underestimate just how power crazy these people really are. Central banks is just a method not the only one. They have been applying hundreds of methods. Culture war, Class war, central banks, warlords, etc are just a few of what they will employ to achieve power and control.

Its the reason why I said when not if. The moment people realize that they will start taking active measures to employ everything they can. What is happening now is just another method for them to achieve power and control. They got the Federal, but now they are going after the local. Underestimating is just as bad as overestimating. With these people its always about underestimating their desire and methods. When it comes to regular people(even the odd ones) it becomes overestimating their will to act.

The more self-sustaining and strong communities there are the harder it is for the to implement meaning it will take longer. They will eventually be able to get control with no active denials. The first is the self-sustaining and strong individual, next is the family, then the community, and then communities. The last part of that is pushing against and establishing a growing power that is actively repelling them.

All I am doing is just stating what is on the wall with action and inaction. All will chose one or the other for there will be only 2 choices in the end.

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Aambrick 1 point ago +1 / -0
  1. People they maybe, but the fact is they have caused multiple wars, started race riots, murdered people, willing to collapse nations, and the list just keeps getting longer and longer with those being the things we know about not the things we don't know[pedophilia being one asset to them{sickening beyond belief but it is the truth}].

  2. The university system which they have a large degree of control, influence, and connections in that one yes?

  3. Blockchain has its uses, but not for currencies unless it is backed up by something because you have massive mining farms in china already going head long into that.

These are just other things that I like to just point out I see blockchain when it is regulated towards just 1 area(decentralized as you said), but I see this more for city to city(or in space Habitat to Habitat) with the backing of material that can be traded not direct currency.

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MAGA1775 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can see it now. Its 2024 and Trump gets 100 million votes and is leading late election night, but the election gets paused again because "we need to count each and every mail-in ballot". Then the next day 500,000 votes are located across multiple swing states, somehow all for Kamala. And then a week later she's declared the winner with 120 million votes.

And our side will say: "Don't worry guys, Trump will win in 2028, we'll just vote harder next time!"

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DJT_JR6544 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just vote harder, then?

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DebunkTheLeft 4 points ago +4 / -0

At this rate, yes.

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TyrannyBuster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dogmeat: What are we doing today, Nate?

Nate: Saving another settlement from the woke.

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Genericwhitemale 8 points ago +8 / -0

This looks like a great cover for the new movie “I am a super straight legend”

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ShyRipley 8 points ago +8 / -0

"A Boy And His Super Straight Dog"

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StartAgain 8 points ago +8 / -0

good thing i'll probably be dead by then. good riddance to this world

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DJT_JR6544 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lucky...

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StartAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm in my 20s for the record, so I didn't mean that like I'm old

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VarusSPQR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same.

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pedoguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good news!

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pushbackv2 7 points ago +7 / -0

I want off Gender Fluid Bones' Wild Ride.

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Trumpwonbidencheated 7 points ago +7 / -0

The year is 2083. Gender no longer exists. We all identify as different flavors of Doritos. I am cool ranch and this is my story.

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the way you talk about Doritos.

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elmerecido 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Fist woman” probably accurate Freudian slip

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Philhelm 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do the hair salons sell Gorilla Glue?

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DJT_JR6544 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is rationed

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FiresideRant 6 points ago +6 / -0

I...

how exactly would a drive through strip joint work? o.O

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TheGreaseman81 6 points ago +6 / -0

You drive into a tunnel, where three waiting strippers will enter your car. One of them will feed you cocaine, one of them will try to steal your wallet, while the final one distracts you the entire time by crying and telling you stories about her father.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then they crash your car, killing you, and go back to look for their phones.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s just a screen where you watch a dummy get a lap dance. Social distancing of course.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a mix of a car wash and Disneyland ride.

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pedoguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Roll down the window and some nasty ass is suddenly in your face

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FiresideRant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, no thanks.

Does bring to mind the question of whether or not CVS will be adding the hiney-swab to their drive through COVID testing service.

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TexasPiper 1 point ago +1 / -0

They actually had this during peak lockdowns here. Fucking pathetic.

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EvensoAmen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keep going...I'm listening

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sefus2055 4 points ago +5 / -1

it's the year 2022 we won back congress with real conservatives and no rinos, expel the remaining rinos and impeach biden and harris, and throw obama in jail.

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Ssue1216 4 points ago +5 / -1

Not with dominion

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sefus2055 3 points ago +3 / -0

We will just have to find a way to stop dominion, either outlaw it. Or hack the machines, we could probably run as democrats too, infiltrate them and spy on them.

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OperationWetback 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a bunch of bullshit... it is not written in the Spanish-Ebonics language that replaced English after the Biden Language Passport Executive Order of 2022.

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Fuck_The_NWO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly a wasteland future is preferable to a future under communism.

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TNVol 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only question I have... what gender is the dog.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the distance you hear the echoing broadcast from a patrolling 100 ft. tall Levine Prime Transition Bot: "DILATION IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO CAPITALISM."

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Liberals_Suck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we start a GoFundMe to get this in production?

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james43552352345 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣🤣😁🤣🤣

You know libs will get tripped when they see this meme

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MAGA1775 3 points ago +3 / -0

2042?

More like 2024.

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Smiley 3 points ago +3 / -0

If this were made into a video game, I think it would be very successful.. lol

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CruzControl 3 points ago +3 / -0

America discovers life on another planet and promptly includes them in the next spending bill.

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AisforAR-15 3 points ago +3 / -0

Id watch it.

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runonce 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take this. It's not much but it's all I have.
https://image.sportsmansguide.com/adimgs/l/1/190699_ts.jpg

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 2 points ago +3 / -1

“Fist” woman lmao can’t even spell check memes

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think "Rachel" Levine is well versed in Fisting.

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fisting his bottom surgery canal lol

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HrshySqrt77 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure misspelling "Rachel" in the meme is also a microaggression. Maybe in the future it will be a macroaggression punishable by death.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am Pepe !!

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conservativefrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

Levine's first announcement was that they're extending the mask mandate for another 3-6 months.

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tap40 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol!

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Redwine82 2 points ago +2 / -0

This needs to be a movie

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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ThePatriot_2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m a wanderer. Yeah, a wanderer...

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Clown World

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liberalseatfarts 2 points ago +2 / -0

And alone with mans best friend. The other last based creature

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turdfurgeson 2 points ago +2 / -0

you had me at "The"

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codesherpa 2 points ago +2 / -0

I awoke from my cryo-sleep to find the world infested with Rachel Levine super mutants.

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genoze 2 points ago +2 / -0

Queue Judgement Day music.

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kevlar2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Block Buster in the making man! I would pay to see that movie! As long as the last super straight gets to cuts through a whole city of Trans the same way they did it in the "Kill Bill" Japanese Restaurant scene, only the super straight would be mowing through 1,000's of Trannies. Thats popcorn ready production worthy for sure!

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kekbepraised 2 points ago +2 / -0

gorillion uptrumps icoming

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NakaTrash 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve never posted “Kek” before...but I feel it may be time.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberal genocide is the only way to prevent this, methinks.

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ChairForce1 2 points ago +3 / -1

I’ll invest in this movie

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FuckGovernment 2 points ago +2 / -0

1984 was written by George Orwell and first published June 8th, 1949. It took 70 years for it to come true. The book probably read like unbelievable sci-fi fiction in 1949.

This 2042 scenario is quite possible. Heck, we're almost to this point now. They had drones following people in NYC telling them to distance and wear masks. They have robot police dogs that break down front doors. Stuff like this: https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/robots/a29994082/boston-dynamics-spot-bomb-squad/

When they say "You will own nothing and you will like it," I think they are seriously intending to carry this out.

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mailinvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would watch the movie based on this, but Hollyweird would cast a transgender man as the lead and make him gay.

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clocker23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chilling.

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Ben45 2 points ago +2 / -0

that last line though really brought it together

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RussianAgent13 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol @ drive-thru strip joints

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Fuckommies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well fuck. I guess we still have dogs at least.

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spezisthedevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chicoms will probably eat them all.

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pikX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bold of you to assume Levine will be alive in 2042

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Julius_Severus [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eating the stem cells of Christian babies has granted him unnaturally long life