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OGpsywar 22 points ago +23 / -1

Fake arms .. for a fake cure .. for a fake pandemic.

Well, the math adds up. 👍

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Industry4 5 points ago +6 / -1

So poetic.

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CastleRock 4 points ago +5 / -1

Modern problems require modern solutions!

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JESUSJUGS -4 points ago +1 / -5

Have you guys seen those sex dolls that intel’s have called “real dolls” that look like real women?? Maybe if we get some of those and chop their arms off

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buying just the arm is almost certainly cheaper.

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RedditSucksChinaPoo [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

'Intel's' You mean like FBI agents??

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TheOne1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he meant "Incels" but that's the same thing... lolz

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redditadminssuckit 6 points ago +7 / -1

I thought you were talking about weapons

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Saltyminer11 5 points ago +6 / -1

I thought about this. Will a needle go through it and not set off any red flags to the nurse? You could g through a drive through vaccine place and just have your arm kind of sticking to the window. Its so crazy it just might work!

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Ben45 2 points ago +4 / -2

would they even be able to find a vein

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OGpsywar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just tell them that you're a high-level politico .. and have a film crew with you to record the event.

They'll use an empty syringe and pantomime the 'injection' as they hold the needle back behind your real arm.

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Saltyminer11 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its intramuscular. You don't put it into a vein.

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you ever gotten any kind of shot? Its not drawing blood.

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TheOne1 5 points ago +6 / -1

That only works if you are already missing an arm. They are gonna sus you if you got three... just saying. ;-)

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Zskills 7 points ago +8 / -1

I was born this way bigot

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TheOne1 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'll bet you're handy... ;-)

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Coolgenner 5 points ago +6 / -1

I’m just going to bribe my shot nazi to squirt it into the napkin

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Rusty_Nut 3 points ago +4 / -1

Relax, give it a week or two after the first official ones are issued and Chinese sourced knock-offs will be available on Amazon.

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Junkamale 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you're done pass it around lol

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Kramit 1 point ago +2 / -1

This may also work with fake man parts if you ask nicely to main vein that shit right into your dick...

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