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Formerlurker92 106 points ago +108 / -2

I tried complying with the mask order in funny ways. It emboldens them.

Resist. Full stop

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Isolated_Patriot 93 points ago +94 / -1

Wears Snarkey mask to get back at the man.

Communist snickers because you're still wearing it like a good sheep.

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Formerlurker92 58 points ago +59 / -1

Exactly. Stop doing it and mock them. Mocking them while doing it is still compliance

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Jduufiisjhxhgd 29 points ago +30 / -1

I stare them in the eye, put my hand over my mouth for a second, then remove my hand while maintaining eye contact, and then I laugh.

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Hanging_Chad 14 points ago +15 / -1

laughing covid at others is attempted intentional personslaughter.

you can't spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter"! (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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JonathanE 7 points ago +7 / -0

So he was 'slaughing'?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Slaughing them covidiots everywhere.

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k-doe1 5 points ago +6 / -1

with the amount of compliant sheep my arm would start hurting

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lawlady1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean at least the "virus" can't go through your hand when your hand is clapped over your mouth and nose. More effective than a mask lol, although harder to breathe. Just be a SJW and paint "I can't breath" on the outer part of your hand. Lol

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UpTrump 9 points ago +12 / -3

Ahem, marjorie taylor-greene

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kt524 3 points ago +6 / -3

Ok... and?

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War_Hamster 16 points ago +17 / -1

There are a few places I occasionally have to visit that are snakebites of wokeness. I bought a clown facemask to show my disdain.

These are the types of places where the SJW's will attack a maskless person, and we only go to those in groups. There is strength in numbers, but those jackals know how to circle an individual target.

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leakmouth 21 points ago +22 / -1

When you physically accost someone for not having a piece of fabric over their face because you’re so scared that they might be carrying a deadly virus that has a 99.99% survival rate and that they’re contagious without said fabric then you might’ve gone full retard

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dakin116 16 points ago +17 / -1

They've always been retard we just have visual proof now

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not even human. Nothing of value to lose.

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Relhok 8 points ago +9 / -1

I only have to mask at my doctor and the state-run liquor stores. I just ride my motorcycle and keep my helmet on! It's much better than the the mask!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biking from the Dr to the liquor store. Sounds like an article for easy rider in the making

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Meddlesom 12 points ago +13 / -1

Wear the mask as a codpiece.

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FattyWatt 4 points ago +5 / -1

ull get HIV

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +4 / -1

Nope.its a virus so your good

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A1waysLurk1ing 11 points ago +12 / -1

Masks are the new Nazi armband.

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JonathanE 3 points ago +3 / -0

that would make a great design for a mask

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ColonelTravis 6 points ago +7 / -1

There I was, as a kid, thinking that wearing a mask would make me look like Shredder. I looked like a bitch.

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Trump_World_Order 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shredded and Splintered

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dr_gonzo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know. I have worn a Lone Ranger mask into several places that only covers the eyes, and it seems to piss people off in pretty quick fashion.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kemosabe say - DEFIANCE!

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Femprep 4 points ago +5 / -1

I wore a mask 2 places. Work - treated it like part of the required uniform (it was). The hospital - prevention around cancer patients is never a bad thing.

I never wore it outside, exercising and would certainly not double up.

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Ben45 50 points ago +51 / -1

we'll meme the election fraud into normie culture

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Asun [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

Exactly, we have to meme this until public declares Biden as His Fraudulency II.
Read up on Rutherford B. Hayes (His Fraudulency I) and learn about election shenanigans back then.

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Joes_Hippocampus 34 points ago +34 / -0

It still absolutely blows me away that none of these people, all of which can easily be identified, haven't had to answer a single question about wtf they are doing here in this video. Just unfuckinbelievable.

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QuickHands -12 points ago +3 / -15

Patience

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AbrahamLincoln 16 points ago +16 / -0

No.

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Tookens 9 points ago +9 / -0

Patience will not be rewarded, unfortunately.

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dianabrown1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im so over it in the patience department.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quick retribution!

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Winning_Bigly 31 points ago +31 / -0

Don’t forget that you can also just keep scanning the same one and have it count for multiple people.

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Trumpman1 23 points ago +23 / -0

Only Democrats can do this. It's the law. Ask the Supreme Court.

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FuckReddit4545 15 points ago +15 / -0

No standing

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ChocolateEvryday 11 points ago +11 / -0

Moot

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago +5 / -0

Latches.

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TexasBeer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wouldn’t a religious or medical excuse be a loophole to a vaccine passport? Wouldn’t it be illegal for companies to discriminate against such excuses?

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WU_HAN_FRU 21 points ago +21 / -0

I mean, it’s illegal to steal elections too.

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LazySusan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, one year ago I wouldn't have worried at all about the vaccine passports. Now I know they'll get away with it.

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ChocolateEvryday 6 points ago +6 / -0

What if I don't have a smart phone? Too poor.

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LoudBoys 5 points ago +5 / -0

It will most probably take litigation to establish an exemption. And even then, it'd have to be legit- not a dodge. Companies (at least now) can discriminate in service or employment based on your vaccination history. I'll tell you it's 100% certain that airlines, cruise ships, theaters, etc are already talking about excluding unvaccinated people. And certainly won't be employing them. And the vaccination card won't be some piece of shit file card. It'll be more like a passport card. You'll have to get a doctor certification or a blood test to verify. What's being discussed is going to be rigorous. It's a lock Europe, Canada and others will require a vaccine passport for entry.

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sun_wolf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Our best strategy is probably non-violent non-compliance by a substantial portion of the public (like 40% or more). The problem with faking vaccine IDs is anyone who does that is fraudulently joining the 60% over on the side of tyranny. Yeah I get it, you faked the passport and your heart is not in it. But on paper, you are still on the side of the 60%. So let’s say of the 40% who refuse the mRNA fluid, 20% fake the passport. That makes the resistance look like it’s only 20% of the population. That alone will get 10% of the resistance to eventually fold. And seeing that 10% fold, will get another 5% of the holdouts to fold. Eventually we will be down to like 2.5% of the population resisting, and that isn’t going to have any kind of impact on the economy, so the corporations and government will just cut those people loose. Or forcibly inject them in a camp. And then where will that 20% who faked the passport be? Not in a camp, okay, but you just kept your head down and went along with it all. That’s no good. We need YUGE numbers on this. If we all refuse, the mafia that rules us might actually back down for awhile. Faking papers is only go to hurt us here. Also, faking papers is the excuse they need to mandate the microchip.

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Friendly_B 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Also, faking papers is the excuse they need to mandate the microchip."

And there it is.

This will be during the next four years if not two or three.

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Friendly_B 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about building our own system of employment and barter?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

You lost me at "non-violent."

The time for peaceful protest ended 1/20/20 with the 2A rally in VA.

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LoudBoys 0 points ago +2 / -2

I don't dispute your logic. But I think practical matters may simply wear people down into compliance. For example, I travel extensively for work. I am on a plane more than twenty times a year. I'm not going to change jobs to avoid a vaccine.

And even if you don't travel for work, I'll bet you will want to get on a plane for a nice vacation or to visit someone you love far away. Do you (and your family) really want to drive from NC to Tacoma and back to see Grandma?

Or once companies mandate that employees get the vaccine or get fired- how many people will quit and be able to find a new job at a company that doesn't. have that requirement (at least for now)?

Fundamentally, people are soft. They like convenience. They like alternatives. Their spouses, children, in-laws, siblings like. it even more. The pressure to conform will be overwhelming. Sorry to be a doomer, but I view this as inevitable

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NewQNewMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doomers gonna doom. I thought being an anti vaxxer was a requirement to register here?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will die before I get the jab.

And it's not a vaccine.

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LoudBoys 0 points ago +1 / -1
  1. You are probably right.
  2. Scientific data says it is. The Trump vaccine works. He and Melania both took it. Stop being such a soft, cringing soyboi. You're not winning hooked up to a ventilator.
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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please do yourself a favor and read this:

https://vernoncoleman.org/articles/how-many-people-are-vaccines-killing

Overwhelming evidence

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ventilators were never needed. They aren't legitimate treatment for this.

Why did WHO forbid performing an autopsy on anyone dead from this scamdemic? What happens when you violate their cover-up, what do you find?

DJT isn't a Dr. It's not his vaccine. He was attacked ruthlessly over HCQ (only 1/3 of the solution) at a time when he was vulnerable due to shampeachment. So, wanting to do something to help, he shifted to a vaccine, based on the HORRIBLE advice he got, surrounded by swamp creatures who ultimately overwhelmed him.

A vaccine takes a decade to safely release. Have you already become their biological experiment gone wrong?

Every famous person who conspicuously got it could well be a show, given a placebo instead. The casualty rate from all vaccines has increased 10x since the release of this part of the scamdemic. Just wait until a year from now to see how many die; most of those won't be counted as part of the pandemic, let alone be attributed to the vaccine. It changes your natural response to exposure to the virus, which was JUST FINE to begin with, with a 99.997% chance of survival. No vaccine has ever done better than 90%.

You are at greater risk from the vaccine than you are from the virus. People over 90 with several comorbidities have gotten over it in 2 or 3 days.

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LoudBoys 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude.... you are flat wrong. I mean I hate to say it but you're spouting QAnon crazy shit. My sister and my niece are nurses and deal with Covid day-to-day. It is evident you do not understand how mRNA works. It is completely different technology than the the vaccines that require a ten year horizon.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Digital is the direction they're going. I don't know if they can make it harder to fake than paper?

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago +1 / -0

Private companies won’t do it unless the government grants them an exemption from lawsuits for requiring a vaccine to work.

Otherwise it only takes one injury or death to seriously damage a company.

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AmericanPatriot6f0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Illegal like all the other illegal stuff going on today

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dianabrown1 1 point ago +1 / -0

use to be...not any more. not in democrat land.

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BuyPepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now what brand of card stock are they printed on?

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DeplorableLadyPede 16 points ago +16 / -0

Pro tip - take legit lot numbers from all the bragging selfies on social media

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Porter_POTUS 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why I've been snapshotting each one roflmao

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ElCapitanBlazzinFace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actual life pro tip!

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JeffyDahmor 10 points ago +10 / -0

Who fucking cares. They hold no weight in law.

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Blazeron 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck the law I just want me Krispy Kreme doughnuts for free 1 per day for the rest of the year.

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BigBadBrutus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good ?

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dianabrown1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah lets hire Dominion to make our vaccination cards. The we can win this nonsense.

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck it, just write on on an index card.

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dastumer 3 points ago +3 / -0

What size are they printed as?

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ElCapitanBlazzinFace 2 points ago +2 / -0

3” x 4”

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DeplorableLadyPede 3 points ago +4 / -1

THANK YOU - I knew I once had this file and it's just lost in a pile of 10,000 memes

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Porter_POTUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

And no one can read a doctor's handwriting anyway so you can just scribble in each box, and you're good to go

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usa_foot_print 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are you people even complying. Complying let’s it shift even more. Out right defy them.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah I’m definitely forging the fuck out of these documents. There is no law against doing so. Fuck the government. Lying pieces of shit.

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LoudBoys 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are laws. Unfortunately, you could be charged with defrauding the United States.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is a law about forging a vaccination passport? I didn't realize that specific language showed up anywhere in our penal system.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

It doesn't exist now, but it will. At least there's talk about it.

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dianabrown1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden will madate it in EO. He has already done more of them in 30 days to circumvent established protocol.

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LoudBoys 0 points ago +1 / -1

The laws related to defrauding the government are broad and deliberately so. If you forge a government issued document; passport, drivers license, postage stamp, national park pass, fishing license or whatever- you are defrauding the US government.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

The notion that this covers the jab can be litigated.

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bdailey1965USA 11 points ago +11 / -0

this was the moment the United States Died....spream court killed it

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SupremeDearLeader2 9 points ago +9 / -0

I feel like we peaked in the 80's . Trump embodied everything I love about the American spirit :)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Peak was 1950 - 1970. Global GDP was 50% in the US.

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toysjoe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Are the same people who are saying minorities are too stupid to get ID also saying to get a Covid passport?

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Friendly_B 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes

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reesemaggot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Please include me too fren

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FattyWatt 1 point ago +1 / -0

ridiculous! we are getting that oppressed by the communists!

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Necrovoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Grocery store vaccine checker (checking card): "Hmmm, hadn't heard of the Patriotizer vaccine before, but the seal looks official, carry on."

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's it, I haven't been vaccinated, I've been Patriotized.

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MagaHippie88 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yesssssss plz! If dems can get a shipment of fake IDs threw San Diego or whatever then by golly we go gets us sums too :) <3 MAGA2021

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SavingPrivateGrace 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm going to make 100 of them passports and vote multiple times with them!

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Lordahdaring 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please respect my COVID fears and read my Vaccine Passport from 20 yards away, thank you.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

With boards over the windows

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freeper9000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hell yeah brother!

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Fukdaalgoup 4 points ago +4 / -0

wear pantyhose over your head, no one comes near you.

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Fukdaalgoup 2 points ago +2 / -0

and it defeats the facial recognition. Lol

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NoFucks2Give 4 points ago +4 / -0

Until they chip us, the black market will always defeat government “Your Papers Pleaz” bureaucracy. I suppose the high tech printing of holograms on paper could be a government advantage over the black market though. It is 2021 after all, not 1971.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Wal-mart won't let you in without vaccine passport? Come to my grocery store! Non-vaxxed welcome!"

Next day: Local man drowns in cash after allowing unvaccinated people into his business.

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Already bought a few blank ones on ebay. Now just need to go down to Hobby Lobby for a date stamper

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20MagnusKonrad20 4 points ago +4 / -0

LEAKED FOOTAGE OF ACTUAL COUNTERFEIT VACCINE PASSPORT OPERATION PLEASE REPORT TO FBI!

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

indelible in my hippocampus

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Da11en47 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come on man!! you scanned those vaccine passports 3 times.

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cornsyrupconsumer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop complying. Don't even forge it. Raise hell if this becomes a thing, we should be in the streets.

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SJBHamilton 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are doing everything possible to make it happen. Not IF - WHEN.

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EtRpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean they can fake a presidential election Ballot, and a drivers license.

Why not a medical passport?

Note to fbi: asking for a fren who is just doing a research report for school.

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mattroomsq 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah and while your at it, bring out a suitcase full of USB flash drives that have a digital COVID-19 passport on them.

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Yawnz13 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure we can figured out a way to clog a few toilets and use them as an excuse to "evacuate".

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SJBHamilton 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll be digitized like our drivers' licenses.

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Pumpitrealgood 2 points ago +2 / -0

not a solution to use forged documents when the entire concept is unconstitutional. Once they move this to digital everyone has a problem. RESIST! Stand up for yourself as a sovereign human being. This insanity needs to stop.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop the steal, stop the insanity. We can't win if we never go on offense; we shouldve done that a year ago. Our problem is that all these bastards aren't dead yet.

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SgtCup 1 point ago +1 / -0

I physically laughed at this. Good one pede

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LoneStarPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

This could actually be done...💡🤔 😉

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TheAnomalousUser 1 point ago +1 / -0

In all honesty, is it possible to start counterfeiting these vaccine passports? Or are they all online?

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rubmewithbeer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not a tech guy by any means. I don't even take a phone with me to places. What do you guys think the passports will need to be like on your phone? Are you going to have to scan something..Is there ways to get around it?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is an important question, but they won't be able to come out with it for a while.

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CarbonMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fact check!!!!! Mostly false

Explaination: it is not a suitcase, it is black case used for storing items while moving them.

Brought to you by snopes

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO SUIT HAS EVER BEEN ENCASED IN THIS SACHEL!

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BasedEngineer 1 point ago +1 / -0

High quality meme.