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phandaal 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's fine, those temporary checkpoints will be coming out of the airport any day now.

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BigIronBigIron 8 points ago +8 / -0

Remember when they wanted to put them in bus stops and train stations too? Any day now...

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phandaal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Funny thing is, for quick train rides like the Acela from NYC to DC, the train is almost faster just because you don't have to show up crazy early to make it through security on time.

Just imagine the insanity at Penn Station or Grand Central if people had to go through security for every single train.

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BigIronBigIron 12 points ago +12 / -0

The security line only exists for the poors. Apparently the mujahideen CAN afford a first class ticket to Hijackistan, but can't come up with an extra $179 for the TSA's rollercoaster Fast Pass CLEAR program.

They're totally a threat in the normal line though. Keep letting TSA check ya asshole.

By the way, the state wants to apply the same social caste scheme with COVID and 'high value business travelers.'

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, so bin laden is still nine elevening USA long time via less productivity due to extra time spent at airport