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Ridiculousposter 76 points ago +76 / -0

No one will vote for him.

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PantsJihad 45 points ago +45 / -0

I'd predict a lot of Write-Ins for one "Judas Iscariot"

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deleted 24 points ago +24 / -0
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nozonozo 18 points ago +18 / -0

Does this guy think he can get more primary votes than Jeb! did?

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CaptainRumington 11 points ago +11 / -0

Jeb won 2024, by a lot.

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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TheLivingExample 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't do that .. it'll still count towards him.

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Write in Trump.

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ProphetOfKek 42 points ago +42 / -0

This is why the RNC wants him to run. They want to lose.

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Ridiculousposter 13 points ago +13 / -0

The moment (God willing) Trump enters his 2024 campaign, the eruption will overshadow any potential runner. Biden's Border Crisis will stain his term on both sides. Plus, Biden is likely go outgrow Covid Death Numbers before year's end.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

There won't be a recognizable country left in 2024.

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Ridiculousposter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, I hope every day that we go to war.

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Sir_Girth 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think this is the most reasonable scenario.

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freebirdie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nailed it.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. See McCain and Romney in 2008 and 2012 for reference. The GOP traitors have more free time, less to worry about, and more money to gain when they can pretend to be the powerless "opposition" party.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wrong, they will rig it in his favor to "prove" the narrative they will soon set up that people are leaving the "MAGA cult". This will be supported by a massive drop in MAGA rhetoric online.

The drop will be caused by what you see happening to Crowder right now. They will be removing media who espouses MAGA rhetoric. So those media companies will either stop pushing MAGA rhetoric, or be removed. Thus resulting in much less MAGA rhetoric online.

This will make it ring true when they say people are leaving the "MAGA cult". And the final "proof" will be a RINO (not necessarily Pence, but they want it to be him) winning in 2024.

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SteersBeersandQueers 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dominion Voting Systems will if he has the cash

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Ridiculousposter 7 points ago +7 / -0

If he can't win the primaries, which he won't. He wouldn't even be running. Jo Jorg has a better chance of winning. Trump/Owens/Desantis are the front-runners for 2024 without a single doubt. Yet no one is stepping up till we DEAL with Dominion.

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jml1997 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump/Owens ticket

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Ridiculousposter 6 points ago +6 / -0

It would definitely shut down any narratives. Owens is fucking awesome IMO. A strong character, who happens to be a woman and black. Hard to shit on her.

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rufrignkidnme 3 points ago +5 / -2

except she isn't qualified.

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Tuggy_McTuggboat 9 points ago +9 / -0

You say that, but she's more qualified then vp knee pads.

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peterstrzoked 7 points ago +7 / -0

Meh.

The only necessary skills needed to fix this country are the ability to fire worthless government employees and to say the word “No” over and over again.

You could pick random homeless people off the street in a small Midwestern town and they would do a better job running this country than our current leaders.

“Qualified” is bullshit speak for “in the club” and we don’t need any more club members in DC

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Ridiculousposter 4 points ago +4 / -0

As VP?

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choobster 1 point ago +1 / -0

After how successful Trump was at being President this is a stupid thing to say

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rufrignkidnme 0 points ago +1 / -1

Trump has a lifetime of experience that qualifies him. a 30 something blog host and twitter influencer doesn't seem.. it's a bit insulting actually to Trump to compare them.

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SpookySpook 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then the GOP will change the rules like with Ron Paul

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npc_1234 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would love to see Owens on a presidential ticket, but in 2024 she will still be too young.

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SteersBeersandQueers 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's true!!

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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of neocucks who still listen to Fox news and will vote for any one Fox tells them to. Pence seems so nice and he says nice Chrstian things. The Evangelicals will vote for him because they'll think it's the second coming of Christ.

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Ridiculousposter 1 point ago +1 / -0

It isnt hard to share the facts of what he did to Trump. Christians know who Judas is very well.

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christianknight 3 points ago +3 / -0

They think Bush was a good president.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats a huge percentage of them. I saw a thread with top posts talking about who they are voting for in 2024.

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SkullLeader1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck that W.A.P.

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marishiten 29 points ago +29 / -0

He doesn't stand a fucking chance at the RNC primaries.

He HAS to know that.

If he had any brains and dignity, he'd take his blood money and slink off like the fucking snake he is.

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AmericanJawa 20 points ago +20 / -0

Unless he's expecting Dominion to push him through as the designated fall guy to Whorris.

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AsaNisiMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

This. And expect oodles of fake polls telling us how much we love him. /barf

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Trumpwonbidencheated 23 points ago +23 / -0

Fuck Pence. He openly betrayed our county. No one will vote for this fucktard.

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Drinkup4 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nixon was a little more liberal than I like, but overall he wasn't a bad president. I believe he won 48 states in his re-election in 1972.

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ProphetOfKek 18 points ago +18 / -0

He tethered us to China.

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SteersBeersandQueers 13 points ago +13 / -0

And made health care for profit....

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WishdoctorsSong 9 points ago +9 / -0

In context though, I can kind of understand. At the time we really truly believed that there would be global nuclear war between the US and the USSR. Nobody wanted to deal with a second communist superpower. We'd had success reforming our enemies before with Germany and Japan, so Nixon tried for a new Marshal plan to try and bring China out of communism. Instead China managed to disprove every theory about how trade and free-ish markets will cause communism to collapse and now we're in the shithole situation we are today.

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MobileDev4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't know his hot take on All in the Family and Bohemian Grove redeem him in my eyes

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NotDangerousGame 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fill me in? There is something I don't like about All in the Family, but I can't put my finger on it.

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NotDangerousGame 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, I did the adult thing and looked it up right after I asked. It seems like he didn't like the way the show lampooned the main character. All I could find were blogs by fart huffing film students that shamed people who didn't think the world ought to be changing in the way the show presented it. Cause that's all the left can do, is shame.

As someone who is a 'hard hat' and doesn't like the way the world was changing, cause it has lead to the modern Sodom we live in now, I kinda have to take ol' Tricky Dick's side in this one.

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WishdoctorsSong 7 points ago +7 / -0

All in the Family is another one of those leftist attempts at indoctrinating the culture that in retrospect backfires. Archie Bunker turns out to be the guy keeping it all together and fucking Meathead demonstrates how the hippies were a bunch of leeches.

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ZhouBai-Den 1 point ago +1 / -0

Archie Bunker was written by Norman Lear to be hated by America, but he turned out to be a national hero. (Sad trombone.)

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rufrignkidnme 6 points ago +6 / -0

and then the media, the DNC, and rino's forced him to resign.

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SpookySpook 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obama did 100 times what Nixon did and got away with it

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peterstrzoked 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nixon had a couple goons working for his campaign get caught breaking in to a DNC office. Nixon didn’t order it, he didn’t know about it ahead of time, all he did was be complicit in a coverup instead of throwing them all under the bus.

Obama weaponized the entire federal government against his personal and political enemies (taxpayer funded goons and systems, not campaign funded goons) including our national security spy agencies and federal law enforcement. He weaponized spying capabilities that didn’t even exist for use against our enemies in Nixon’s day against his political opponents.

Fuck Obama. Fuck Clinton. Fuck Brennan. Fuck Comey. Fuck McCabe. Etc etc

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NotAPuma 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Last time Minnesota voted Republican was for Nixon.

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Pepesforfreedom 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think this was his “payment”, not the silver coin. It’s rigged. They all take turns.

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Pepesforfreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣💀

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ProudConservativeNY 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck me, I just sharted laughing 😂

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sanitaryshave 7 points ago +7 / -0

The uniparty has de ided that Pence will lose to Kamala. Fuck, the WWE had more credibility.

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MobileDev4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Richard Nixon was a great President and a genius.

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no_more_commie_lies 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is pure AP propaganda. Pence isn't a 2024 contender and as soon as Trump says he's running in 2024, the rest of the GOP will fall in line. Pence won't get on a debate stage with Trump, he knows what will happen. If Trump doesn't run, then Ron Desantis is the only other person I will vote for. Don Jr. needs to get in the political ring, he would be a good VP. Trump and Trump.

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rot in hell, pence

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Barthaneous 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd vote for the dead Confederate President before Pence.

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Endprism 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not a fucking chance pence we see you

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MrStep 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I let the Democrats run fraudulent elections in many states and then certified the results to remove the legitimate President. Vote for me!"

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CaptainRumington 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nixon wasn't really that bad to be honest.

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EagleOverTriumph 1 point ago +1 / -0

Considering the shit Obama pulled (and got away with) and the Biden circus...

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Overlord 4 points ago +4 / -0

He will win in a midnight count just like Biden because he does the bidding of the left.

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GreatHumungous 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣 Why would this chump this he’s popular and could win jack shit??

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RussianAgent13 4 points ago +4 / -0

You don't need to be popular to "win" US elections.

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MAGAsJustBegun 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Pence fought for Trump and did what he could have done, which would just delay and give legislators more time to review their mistakes, he would've been an easy front runner for 2024.

He did nothing, so he's done for. He has no political career.

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GODwins76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Judas had the decency to kill himself.

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BestWhiteGoyimEver 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are kind of people who deserve worse punishment than a communist. A traitor.

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BasedBurckhardt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll dip my balls in ink and write that in instead.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apparently he wasn't properly humiliated. Time to change that.

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SteersBeersandQueers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus are these two brother and sister?!?

I know he's a fag and all

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StarsStripesandGrit 3 points ago +3 / -0

So the nwo promised judas pence a seat on the thrown in exchange for his betrayl.

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MAGAnificent700 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude threw it all away for the establishment. Had he at least tried, he would have been a shoe in. What a fool.

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GetWokeGetBroke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plot spoiler: The GOP will pick Pence in 2024 regardless of who else will show up if they aren't punished for the fuckup that was the 2020 cuckening.

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Azarak 2 points ago +2 / -0

The establishment RINO's are delusional if they think this traitor has a chance in hell of being a presidential candidate frontrunner. He is Republican party poison. I will never forgive - I will never forget.

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me-no-likely3 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know the establishment will trot him out like Jeb! & were all supposed to clap. Sorry asshole, you fucked up.

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just for anyone who is wondering this is the full paragraph:

“ WASHINGTON (AP) — When former President Donald Trump was asked to list those he considers the future leaders of the Republican Party, he quickly rattled off names including Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and Sens. Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz. Conspicuously absent from the list: Mike Pence.

The former vice president is steadily reentering public life as he eyes a potential run for the White House in 2024. He’s joining conservative organizations, writing op-eds, delivering speeches and launching an advocacy group that will focus on promoting the Trump administration’s accomplishments.”

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laneybelle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Again I’ll say...if “they” want him in, he will get in. No self respecting conservative with half a brain would ever vote for Pence.

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chinita_atx 2 points ago +2 / -0

So clueless.

The hubris of this guy.

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Neonentity 2 points ago +2 / -0

30 Pence actually thinks he has a chance?

Nah. They are cluelessly working to split the Patriot vote.

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FrostytheSnowman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard he was gitmo and excited. Will the fun never stop.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

HARD PASS

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Herpawinski 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ninja please! If he runs his job will be to lose to the Dems, same as his job this time was.

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Dantalian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nixon is INFINITELY BETTER than TraitorPence.

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MAGAvenger45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has to be pelosi and Schumer’s plan.
Insane.

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ZhouBai-Den 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Pence wanted to be President, he could have done his job in 2021 and coasted into it as VP in 2024.

As it is, he can pound salt up his ass.

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ZhouBai-Den 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're a good asshole. :)

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fish1877 1 point ago +1 / -0

I count never figure out why he was vp now potus LOL NEVER AHAHAHHA

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67Vert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe that’s part of the deal. 2024 they’ll install Pence via election fraud then use that to back up the claim that the fraud is not real.

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Farqquard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Waste your money and your time. Pence should have called the shot and let the cour pick up the pieces. He could have stopped the farce. ZERO respect

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WanderingStar 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's still a pence of shit.

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TacticalKeyboard 1 point ago +1 / -0

TRAITOR. FUCK PENCE.

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FudgyFudgeBots 1 point ago +1 / -0

Evil has found a home in Pence.

I will spend every last bit of energy I can muster to keep this asshat out of office.

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DeplorableSpic3 1 point ago +3 / -2

You miss-spelled Ike Eisenhower

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EllisDee25 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'mon, this is truly funny.