Good Lord YES!, PLEASE follow this script. Things would go far better for both of us. Court is not held on the roadway you F'ed up on. Let your lawyer do the talking when you get to into the real court. We, the Po-Po- don't want to hear your crap anyway. We got coffee to drink and doughnuts to be eating and you interrupted us with your illegal sh!t. Get your a$$ into the patrol car and SHUT THE F%$K UP!
Follow this handy script!
(They use the example of getting pulled over but works in any situation.)
Good Lord YES!, PLEASE follow this script. Things would go far better for both of us. Court is not held on the roadway you F'ed up on. Let your lawyer do the talking when you get to into the real court. We, the Po-Po- don't want to hear your crap anyway. We got coffee to drink and doughnuts to be eating and you interrupted us with your illegal sh!t. Get your a$$ into the patrol car and SHUT THE F%$K UP!
You know you're allowed to swear on the internet, right? Especially here of all places.
I know, I just choose to use a cleaner form of communication is all.