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Digitaliberty 123 points ago +123 / -0

100% of obese Americans are overweight.

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jbDonuts 42 points ago +42 / -0

Checkmate!

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edxzxz 11 points ago +11 / -0

Either the writers of the movie 'Anchorman' stole that line from you, or you stole it from them. 'Sex Panther' - '60% of the time, it works every time'.

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peltast 1 point ago +3 / -2

That meme has been around at least since the 70s.

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DoozerChuck 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have heard 100% of fat people are fat, but I cannot confirm this myself.

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DickTick 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's a big 10-4, good buddy!

You can trust me, I'm an expert!

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Tookens 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes but only 80% of the time.

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RandArrow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not true! Some people who are clinically obese are merely really high muscle density and not overweight at all! They eat powdered bull testicles!