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posted ago by Doggos ago by Doggos +2688 / -3

'Beta Features' is a setting that we added last week so that we can release potential or unperfected changes to a small audience.

You can opt in on the settings page.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 202 points ago +206 / -4

Not Chad settings? Lol

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ntvl 75 points ago +75 / -0

Those are the alpha ones

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FinishTheBorderWall 23 points ago +39 / -16

Mods are betas.

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Bbasher 23 points ago +26 / -3

Woah bro. You really gonna hit with that one?

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Rudy_DankMemer 16 points ago +17 / -1

Puff, puff, pass.

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kekbepraised 9 points ago +10 / -1

mods are too busy thrusting turkey basters of hydrogen peroxide and vineagar into their hatchet wounds to even read this.

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JeffPeebles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow, I thought I pushed boundaries...

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IvankasBathWater 4 points ago +4 / -0

Edgy

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ColoRADoPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll hit that.

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PartyDarts 9 points ago +17 / -8

Mods are gay

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ViduusMAGA 20 points ago +21 / -1

So are frogs... seems fitting!

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PartyDarts 16 points ago +18 / -2

Mods are actually frogs

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GODwins76 5 points ago +5 / -0

gay frogs

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RabidZoo 15 points ago +17 / -2

From a 17 day old account...you new from reddit. Our mods are way cooler than them.

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PartyDarts 8 points ago +8 / -0

Check the mod list :D

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ohh hey fren!

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kekbepraised 3 points ago +3 / -0

you're right. our mods arent tranny pedos....... but that doesnt mean we cant talk nonsense at them. they dont ban you unless you really are a radical tranny here.

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pookiee68 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gay like in happy?

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IAbsolutelyDare 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the most frolicsome mods, don't we folks?

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PartyDarts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who said I was happy?

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Bullet3250 9 points ago +9 / -0

KEKEKEKKE

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CahalTheMad 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Beta features" sounds like some kind of nonsense. Notice how vague it is... "beta features" and that's it.

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sum_ting_wong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like man buns, or murses?

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JESUSJUGS 4 points ago +6 / -2

They are penis gobblers!! (Jk)

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SnakePlisken1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s true. Freedom moderators are not free market, dystopian, bias and it limits the potential.

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IamDEMONetIZED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are the alpha ones

Yeah, I'm not using any "beta" shit.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 29 points ago +29 / -0

Seriously they should have called it Alpha Chad Feature Tester

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's probably what theirs says as they laugh at us plebes. They've earned it, begrudgingly.

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Hanging_Chad 13 points ago +13 / -0

My settings are top secret

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Lonnie62 11 points ago +11 / -0

I lost mine in a boating accident...Oh Wait! Wrong post!

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Chad_Dudebroski 6 points ago +6 / -0

dont touch my fucking settings

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GaTechGrad 2 points ago +2 / -0

The beta male features include the new soy theme

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RussianAgent13 120 points ago +127 / -7

Where is the feature to hide downvotes because my feelings were hurt?

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NomadicKrow2 66 points ago +68 / -2

It'll hide Anaconda's downvotes

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TheUsurper 25 points ago +26 / -1

Now that would not surprise me. Speaking of Anaconda, how about making the ignore feature actually work?

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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Donger-Lord2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haven’t seen Ronald Dregan or tranny clue in a while.

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pedoguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Xir has many accounts.

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lixa 2 points ago +2 / -0

how did I never notice block??

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Judiwont 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can never unblock once you block.

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ChickNorris 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes you can, you just have to find that user name, pull up their profile and click unblock. But why would you want to? If I block someone I'm done with them.

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lixa 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's good to know, thanks!

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ChickNorris 1 point ago +1 / -0

block works for me.

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JudicialDredd 12 points ago +12 / -0

It'll auto delete his replies. Must be working.

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DianeKarinax0 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤣kek! That really made me LOL Anaconda has annoyed me since I started noticing him . He had maybe 3 comments that seemed reasonable. Unless it was his mom's acct.

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PhuckYourFeels 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s the only username on here I actually recognize. I can’t stand that faggot.

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deleted 0 points ago +1 / -1
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GenericInsult 26 points ago +27 / -1

Kek

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 15 points ago +17 / -2

I downvoted you! Take that, pede! You bitch!

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JESUSJUGS 4 points ago +4 / -0

You bitch, you bitch, you bitch, you bitch...

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ProphetOfKek 8 points ago +9 / -1

Nah bro, use that negative energy and becoming stronger!

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JetJocky 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ruskies don't have feelings comrade. Putin will be informed immediately.

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motrhed3 2 points ago +2 / -0

joke is on you, Putin is already aware.

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JetJocky 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHA

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Miskyavine 46 points ago +47 / -1

Nah i like Alphas.

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Hanging_Chad 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hello

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sometimescanbefunny 7 points ago +7 / -0

I heard this in AmbiguousAmphibian’s voice. Nice.

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Dictator_Bob 40 points ago +40 / -0

Allow Search Engines to Index Profile <-- DEFAULT 'NO' PLEASE

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Doggos [S] 41 points ago +41 / -0

Good point. This will be the default for new accounts going forward.

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deleted 23 points ago +24 / -1
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Jaqen 5 points ago +5 / -0

robots.txt

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deleted 1 point ago +3 / -2
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mintyfresh 2 points ago +2 / -0

# go away

User-agent: Googlebot

Disallow: /

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you guys change the text size?

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DJTrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like the text is tiny. I struggle to read it and have to put my browser in giant reader mode.

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ChickNorris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you 40 or over? If so then you need reading glasses. ;-)

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DJTrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have my regular glasses, reading glasses, prescription sunglasses. It's so painful not being able to see well. It's like the Twilight Zone where all the librarian wanted was to be left alone so he could read endlessly. The world ends, he's all alone and happy, and then he drops and breaks his one pair of glasses. ;)

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ChickNorris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, I know. I have been wearing corrective lenses since 3rd grade, started contact lenses in high school and was doing well until I hit 40. My eye checkup that year he asked me if I was having trouble reading yet and I said no. He told me to be prepared because sometime after 40 most people start needing readers. Sure enough within a year I was having trouble with reading. So, now I'm in contacts but still need to wear reading glasses. My last check up the doc told me I had the very beginning of cataracts... I said, oh no and she told me actually it's ok. They aren't in your field of vision yet and when they get to that point your insurance will pay for cataract surgery which will correct my vision and I'll no longer need contacts. so, yay for cataracts?!?!

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DJTrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like my dad used to say, it's hell getting old. LOL.

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motrhed3 1 point ago +1 / -0

reported.

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AbyssalObserver 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn't know about that! Just turned it off.

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MichelesPenis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pound Meee to

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can find what they want using 'Babel Street'. If you don't know what that is give it a quick looksie.

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DianeKarinax0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, searched jt....not surprising but HELL no!

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, everything can be scraped.

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sum_ting_wong 2 points ago +2 / -0

thanks for the reminder, fren

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got it, pede.

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BarronTrump2032 2 points ago +2 / -0

What kinda faggot would default that to on.

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farstriderr 39 points ago +39 / -0

I prefer the Alpha features.

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same.

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pinchitony 19 points ago +20 / -1

Rename it to Chad settings

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deleted 3 points ago +4 / -1
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AlabamaSlamma 17 points ago +17 / -0

I enabled them, and I started apologizing to my wifes boyfriend for being white.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 4 points ago +4 / -0

You disgust me. How dare you forget to apologize for being a straight male as well.

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BasedTemplar 2 points ago +2 / -0

CiS mAlE sCuM

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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shivermetimbers 11 points ago +12 / -1

SWEET!

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doug2 11 points ago +11 / -0

I want alpha features

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Crankyboy 9 points ago +10 / -1

Woah! Its looks so different now!

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Doggos [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

True (on desktop), it looks like a big change but it really isn't. Nothing below the header area has been changed, other than the font, which is barely noticeable.

Also keep in mind that the change is intended for the base communities (communities.win), we didn't set out to change The Donald's style specifically. The base CSS was horrific before, now it will be acceptable (in my opinion) once this update is finished.

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RussianAgent13 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm glad we're still called The Donald despite URL shenanigans.

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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DJTrumpMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm old. The font on this site is TINY. When I increase the text size through my browser it turns the site into the mobile version but the font is still small.

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MudDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the best geriatrics, believe me!

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DJTrumpMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

#WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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nickybops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn the large text isn't showing up for me.

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DJTrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me neither. Totally killed my joke. =)

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Crankyboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for your hard work brother!

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McFatty7 0 points ago +1 / -1

It looks similar to the mobile site.

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SkeletorsTeeth 9 points ago +9 / -0

Do the beta setting enable one to videotape their spouse with an alpha?

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you a beta male? BETA!

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daveywavey86 4 points ago +4 / -0

thass amayzin

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Recyclops 6 points ago +7 / -1

Is meta beta better?

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MAGAThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

You should, like, tell us a list of some of the beta features, that would be super.

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Jaqen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mods: Hey guys, I made you a bunch of new features!

Us: Umm, mind telling us what they are?

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 5 points ago +5 / -0

Subscribe button doesn't seem to work. I go to a community, click subscribe, and nothing happens. On Desktop.

Desktop changes look nice though, I like it.

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Beta? BEEEETA!

BLACK LEZBIYONS!

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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tehkelso 4 points ago +4 / -0

GEOTUS not winking in beta version :(

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NeverBeFat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck beta features, I want Alpha features!

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NC_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yay! u/Doggos paid us a visit!

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Stefanos 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can test Beta settings at soy.win

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Sinnister_Agenda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry i only go for alpha settings. Chad settings are also acceptable.

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Chad_Dudebroski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course they are

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deloppoled 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beta features! I love you guys, you're all really super swell!

Yep, they work.

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GODwins76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love has no bounds.

SHUT IT DOWN!

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Liberty_Prime 3 points ago +5 / -2

Will do.

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grandfather_nurgle 2 points ago +3 / -1

fph.beta when

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uxername27 -1 points ago +0 / -1

this

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panthicc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might be intentional, but when I'm on patriots.win and click the header, I'm taken to communities.win/c/TheDonald (and logged out on communities.win which is probably normal because I don't think I've ever logged in there), whereas before it would just take me back to the patriots.win homepage.

Edit: Also no more wink on hover :'(

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Doggos [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fixed the first issue. The second one is an issue specific to The Donald's community style but it will be fixed at another time.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 4 points ago +4 / -0

Non-Beta view no longer has a search bar. Am I missing it somehow?

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panthicc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Impressive response time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Thank you!!

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Pence_Brigade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why be a beta when you can enable alpha features?

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MakeFreedomRing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefuly more folks are waking up to this clusterfuck of a criminal cabal taking over our government and are working to take it back. We the people!!

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Sixty2ndAssassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the words of Jesse Lee Peterson...

#BETA!

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here2red 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we get the ' Hot New Rising Top' under the Donald logo like it was before? Seems to be too much dead space under there.

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Rommsey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me: Sees post from u/Doggos Also me: Instant updoot

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RedPillMAGALegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure what this means. Sorry frens lol

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MostEffectualTopKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any idea when you have an item saved, but it doesn't show as saved in the list bug will be fixed ?

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Truthdose 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually have a bug or unintended glitch to report...

You could actually see this version of the site WITHIN the old version of the site if you clicked on a video or photo twice.

The beta would appear in the smaller window where the content would be sometimes

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Heavens2MAGAtroid 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am in unless it is for beta-...cucks.

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Jackgaddis5 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want the zoom back on the main feed....please

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Ledo_5678 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where’s the “usable search feature” option?

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Les_Deplorables 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beta Features: ON!

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The_CPMO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

u/doggos

Look forward to it. Can you add the moderators name to stickies? Be helpful to have some transparency. Thanks for all you do.

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Polkadotard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Done, I'll be your Guinea pig.

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Brendancs0 1 point ago +1 / -0

wut

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Trump4allz 1 point ago +1 / -0

NOICE

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CantStumpTheTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice, the theme when enabling the beta is a step in the right direction

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PermaHandshake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will we be getting soy and omega features soon?

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Artek 1 point ago +1 / -0

ugh who would use those?

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b0ss 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks good!

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Truthdose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, the banner is currently all clickable to be the same as the headpiece

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Saltybitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too funny. Love it

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WonkoTheInsane 1 point ago +1 / -0

How dare you. I would never have Beta settings!

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K3719er 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beta features - sounds like an sjw thing - no ty.

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worldofsmut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can we call it something else?

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Elvathelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sorry this is a low energy topic - "Beta Features" do not belong on a site dedicated to maintaining HIGH ENERGY