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remember1776 135 points ago +136 / -1

Joe doesn't have control of his dogs

Joe doesn't have control of his son Hunter.

Joe doesn't have control of his mental faculties.

Joe doesn't have control of his bowels.

Joe doesn't have control of the border.

Joe doesn't have control of America!

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War_Hamster 29 points ago +30 / -1

But Joe does control the nuclear codes.

Something just doesn't fit.

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basedvirginian 15 points ago +15 / -0

We all know Jill is the real one with access to the codes

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Nimblenavigator1 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ahem that’s Doctor Jill Bidet reeeee

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CahalTheMad 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Bidet"

Ha!

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

That might even scare me more.

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even the Democrats don't trust him with those. What was it they tried to do recently, get Pelosi the codes?

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

00000000

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BarneyFrank 2 points ago +3 / -1

So many things in his life were going right. No wonder we made him president. In contrast, that Tweeting meanie with the spotless family.

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OlenaLehua 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't the press complain because Trump was the only President not to have a dog? Now we have one with a dog who bites, and it's no chihuahua, it's a huge GSD