3197 Biden’s dog bites another one at the White House (media.patriots.win) posted 15 days ago by Skyisthelimit 15 days ago by Skyisthelimit +3197 / -0 340 comments share 340 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (340) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 135 ▼ – remember1776 135 points 15 days ago +136 / -1 Joe doesn't have control of his dogs Joe doesn't have control of his son Hunter. Joe doesn't have control of his mental faculties. Joe doesn't have control of his bowels. Joe doesn't have control of the border. Joe doesn't have control of America! permalink save report block reply ▲ 29 ▼ – War_Hamster 29 points 15 days ago +30 / -1 But Joe does control the nuclear codes. Something just doesn't fit. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 15 ▼ – basedvirginian 15 points 15 days ago +15 / -0 We all know Jill is the real one with access to the codes permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 19 ▼ – Nimblenavigator1 19 points 15 days ago +19 / -0 Ahem that’s Doctor Jill Bidet reeeee permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – CahalTheMad 8 points 15 days ago +8 / -0 "Bidet" Ha! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – War_Hamster 3 points 15 days ago +3 / -0 That might even scare me more. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Amaroq64 3 points 15 days ago +3 / -0 Even the Democrats don't trust him with those. What was it they tried to do recently, get Pelosi the codes? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – zooty 2 points 15 days ago +2 / -0 00000000 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – BarneyFrank 2 points 15 days ago +3 / -1 So many things in his life were going right. No wonder we made him president. In contrast, that Tweeting meanie with the spotless family. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – OlenaLehua 4 points 15 days ago +4 / -0 Didn't the press complain because Trump was the only President not to have a dog? Now we have one with a dog who bites, and it's no chihuahua, it's a huge GSD permalink parent save report block reply
Joe doesn't have control of his dogs
Joe doesn't have control of his son Hunter.
Joe doesn't have control of his mental faculties.
Joe doesn't have control of his bowels.
Joe doesn't have control of the border.
Joe doesn't have control of America!
But Joe does control the nuclear codes.
Something just doesn't fit.
We all know Jill is the real one with access to the codes
Ahem that’s Doctor Jill Bidet reeeee
Ha!
That might even scare me more.
Even the Democrats don't trust him with those. What was it they tried to do recently, get Pelosi the codes?
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So many things in his life were going right. No wonder we made him president. In contrast, that Tweeting meanie with the spotless family.
Didn't the press complain because Trump was the only President not to have a dog? Now we have one with a dog who bites, and it's no chihuahua, it's a huge GSD