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Peacekeeper76 338 points ago +341 / -3

Dogs are an extension of their owners. If the dog is bad-tempered and evil it's because their owners are too.

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bubadmt 190 points ago +191 / -1

This is clearly a MAGA dog. He's deep undercover.

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1A2A 94 points ago +94 / -0

Is he Our Dog?

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offsubject 63 points ago +63 / -0

That's our Major!

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ColonelTravis 42 points ago +42 / -0

Lieutenant colonel, now.

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Hshsvsvsvsv 19 points ago +19 / -0

How can he hope to be president and lead the American people when he can't even lead his own dog?.

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Skogin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Creepy Joe can’t hope.

He can’t even think.

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Sabina 3 points ago +3 / -0

#DisruptorDog #MagaApproved

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FakeNametag 20 points ago +20 / -0

He's buds with Conan

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wish he would bite Xiden... in the dick

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Herecomedatpresident 13 points ago +13 / -0

A beautiful dog. A TALENTED dog

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

Based pupper confirmed.

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NormaJeanRocks 34 points ago +34 / -0

Based doggo, knows they are all evil.

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ZacPetkanas 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was thinking it could be Conan

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Kirkanos375 89 points ago +89 / -0

It's actually Joe going around biting the staff not the dogs. 🤣🤣

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MakeHollandGreatAgai 40 points ago +41 / -1

Some say he likes to sniff too.

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MAGAguitar 18 points ago +18 / -0

Like he bit Jill's finger.

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20MagnusKonrad20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sources in the White House familiar with the resident's thinking informed the Washington Post.

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Mashiki 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bet he also humps legs, small children, and inanimate objects. Then pisses on the floor in a show of dominance.

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MAGA1775 73 points ago +73 / -0

Just like you can judge a man's character from his children and his pets.

Look at how upstanding and classy Trump's kids are.

Now look at Biden's children....drug addicts, sex addicts, corrupt, etc.

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Speechify 13 points ago +13 / -0

The saying is trustworthy: If anyone aspires to the office of overseer, he desires a noble task. Therefore an overseer must be above reproach, the husband of one wife, sober-minded, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach, not a drunkard, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, not a lover of money.

He must manage his own household well, with all dignity keeping his children submissive, for if someone does not know how to manage his own household, how will he care for God's church?

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MagaHippie88 7 points ago +7 / -0

^ THIS! <3 MAGA2021

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Beeferson 5 points ago +5 / -0

yup, and they fuck eachother

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PhilosoGuido 29 points ago +29 / -0

We know his owner is a predator.

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GrandDaddyMemesGhost 11 points ago +11 / -0

This time it bit Michael de Rosa So its racist, just like fraud potus.

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Grunt422 2 points ago +2 / -0

So Michael De Rosa Is not really a Spokesperson but just a dog walker. Does he also pick up poop behind Major, and Joey ?

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Iamnotademocrat4 151 points ago +153 / -2

Nip you say...then why did he need medical attention....

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pushbackv2 86 points ago +88 / -2

Lefties are incredibly fragile, unless they have an opportunity to get jabbed with an experimental vaccine.

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Cdope45 32 points ago +32 / -0

Or a fetus removed.

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TollboothWilly 20 points ago +20 / -0

Or a penis removed.

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Tryhardneckbeard 37 points ago +37 / -0

They'd turn a paper cut into a gaping wound if it suits them.

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War_Hamster 13 points ago +13 / -0

They turn misgendering into a traumatic event, so yes.

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RabidZoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

They turn their former genitals into gaping wounds...why not everything else?!

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Dirk_Diggler 12 points ago +12 / -0

Government employee and liability. It’s an ass-covering measure.

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20Amma20 7 points ago +7 / -0

Please take those dogs home and leave them there.

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operatorstorm712 12 points ago +12 / -0

I thought they (the dogs) had already been returned to Delaware after the first incident????

Now, if only we could get the owners to be returned...

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hillaryforprison 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just assume everything they say is a lie by default. I will be more surprised if one day they say something that isn't a lie.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was for hurt fee-fees. It was because they called him a Nip. No mention of the dog bite, but hey ray-cis be ray-cis.

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remember1776 135 points ago +136 / -1

Joe doesn't have control of his dogs

Joe doesn't have control of his son Hunter.

Joe doesn't have control of his mental faculties.

Joe doesn't have control of his bowels.

Joe doesn't have control of the border.

Joe doesn't have control of America!

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War_Hamster 29 points ago +30 / -1

But Joe does control the nuclear codes.

Something just doesn't fit.

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basedvirginian 15 points ago +15 / -0

We all know Jill is the real one with access to the codes

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Nimblenavigator1 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ahem that’s Doctor Jill Bidet reeeee

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CahalTheMad 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Bidet"

Ha!

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

That might even scare me more.

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even the Democrats don't trust him with those. What was it they tried to do recently, get Pelosi the codes?

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

00000000

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BarneyFrank 2 points ago +3 / -1

So many things in his life were going right. No wonder we made him president. In contrast, that Tweeting meanie with the spotless family.

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OlenaLehua 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't the press complain because Trump was the only President not to have a dog? Now we have one with a dog who bites, and it's no chihuahua, it's a huge GSD

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Dang 95 points ago +95 / -0

That dog really hates communists!

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JudicialDredd 53 points ago +53 / -0

Dog is literally fighting the illegitimate dictatorship.

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Moonlight 19 points ago +19 / -0

That dog is braver than any republican I know.

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RedditIs4Retards 9 points ago +9 / -0

That dog is doing more for our no longer constitutional Republic than we are lol

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Infidel 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good dog. It knows what's going on.

You can guarantee if someone's dog bit Joe Biden the thing would be put down within the hour. Imagine being a white house intern or whatever, Biden's poorly-trained dog bites you, and you still have to kiss his demented ass the next day. Pathetic.

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ShyRipley 9 points ago +9 / -0

^ winner

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Forbidden_outcast 85 points ago +85 / -0

I thought they sent this dog back to Delaware! What’s the truth? What happened? Why was dog still at the White House?

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RocketSprocket 55 points ago +56 / -1

Me too...

Biden family dogs sent back to Delaware after Major bites White House guard NEW YORK DAILY NEWS | MAR 09, 2021 AT 12:17 PM

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Forbidden_outcast 51 points ago +52 / -1

It’s like they lie about lying. It’s so freaking ridiculous

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anon1011101 24 points ago +24 / -0

The problem with constantly lying about everything is that you can't keep your complex web of lies together. As we clearly see here. Nothing the Biden Regime says is truthful or rooted in fact.

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ApprenticeParty 22 points ago +22 / -0

They brought him back on Friday.

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PraiseBeToScience 5 points ago +5 / -0

From what I can find, the dogs came back only last week.

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BrokenBleu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably coverup.

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TheGreenDragon 69 points ago +69 / -0

Maybe Hunter is sharing his coke with the dog.

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JudicialDredd 17 points ago +17 / -0

Probably teaching him the skittle trick.

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

M&M’s damnit!

(I hate that I’m compelled to correct this)

https://patriots.win/p/11PWCYADPX/family-jewels--meme-army/c/

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TommyLasordasBallBag 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or making it play a game of "where's the skittle"... I hate the fact that I've seen those pictures

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Skittles aren’t blue.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just assumed the dog had Alzheimer’s, like his owner.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if it's a racist dog and only going after blacks.

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RedPillMAGALegend 48 points ago +48 / -0

Just put the mutt out of his misery. The after ur done with sleepy joe, put a muzzle on the dog🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Trumpified 15 points ago +15 / -0

You had me in the first half 😂

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Grunt422 4 points ago +4 / -0

That dog is taking them out one at a time. Give him a doggie treat. maybe next he'll take Harris down, and ride her around the south lawn doggie style. She could hope !

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godgoldnguns 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was thinking another word for mutt, but will hold my tongue

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TheOne1 38 points ago +38 / -0

Clearly the dog is tired of being sniffed and is just acting out.

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bubadmt 20 points ago +20 / -0

Now show me on the doll where the "President" sniffed you.

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bubadmt 37 points ago +37 / -0

Look bark, here's the deal. Number ONE-- C'MON MAN! Number THREE-- PERIOD. End of quote. I don't know what I'm doing here.. anyways.

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Harcerz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I admit it may not be 100% coherent but President Biden is still doing better than Trump when it comes to mobilizing trunalimunumapzure.

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pushbackv2 25 points ago +25 / -0

The hero we don't deserve.

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Im_too_BASED 9 points ago +9 / -0

Doggie needs to aim for the jugular

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Username checks out

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Smellmyfinger 18 points ago +18 / -0

Meth hound!

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Danny1878 17 points ago +18 / -1

Good dog.

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LowKeyPede 16 points ago +16 / -0

Walk your own fucking dogs. Great use of taxpayer money...to walk their ill mannered beasts. Can the Biden's raise any animal or child appropriately?

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Miztivin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or pay for a damn trainer. Why is that so hard?

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Golvic 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. The answer is no. We didn't even elect him. He was appointed by the CCP and the Deep State.

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LarryBugman 16 points ago +17 / -1

No bad dogs, only bad owners.

And of course, imagine the media eruption from a Trump dog doing something like this.

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EatMyBallsAmerican 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ok the potato has officially fully lost it. He thinks hes a dog

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Forbidden_outcast 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean, he bit his wife in public and thought it would be cute. It’s wasn’t cute. It was weird

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marishiten 13 points ago +13 / -0

That faggot piece of shit Biden can't even walk his own fucking dogs. He has a "White House Employee" do it. What the fuck is the point in owning an animal when you don't take care of it?

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DarkRiver 7 points ago +7 / -0

Owning a dog just to look cool. Look at how the press wrote several articles about Sleepy and his dogs....muh this is presidential

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KuzoKevin 13 points ago +14 / -1

And the press gave Trump shit for not having a dog in the WH, while ignoring the fact he was the first president in decades who brought a fox.

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Grunt422 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even Obama had a dog. Michell ! Or Mitch, whatever.

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ProudWhiteMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Someone...damn the token black employees at biden wh sure are having a hard time

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JhnBrwnRtrns 12 points ago +12 / -0

Tell me, frens, what kind of fucking cuck-ass pussy-penis buttfucker needs medical attention after being "nipped" by a dog?

A bed-wetting liberal, that's who.

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Kerra_Holt 11 points ago +11 / -0

There are no bad dogs. Just bad owners.

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Grunt422 10 points ago +10 / -0

I find it hard to blame the Dog. He is still traumatized by a naked old man coming out of the shower, and grabbing him by the tail. A male alpha dog doesn't play that shit. If anybody is going to do some humping it's him, and not some perverted old man ! Biden needs to get some sheep for "pet's".

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ZeroG1515 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dog behavior is a reaction to how they are raised. My German Shepard responds to all commands immediately. I can let him off his leash anywhere and he will come when called and will not attack other people or animals. It's not the dogs fault that his owner sniffs his fur and groped him. That's Joe's fault. These people are evil.

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cryptoa 7 points ago +8 / -1

Sounds like you have a good doggo. Good owner, good doggo.

I can't blame the doggo. They try to be good boys and girls. They just want loyalty and love.

Bai-Den probably doesn't give his dog either of those.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean dogs absolutely have their own personalities, wills, emotions, and can absolutely just be natural assholes. They aren't robots.

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ZeroG1515 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like someone who doesn't know how to train a dog to me.

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AlabamaSlamma 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wow, the guy that raised a degenerate crackhead also can't raise dogs?

That's surprising.

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leakmouth 9 points ago +9 / -0

Are we sure it wasn’t Joe?

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BagofSpriteTAKEONE 9 points ago +9 / -0

Biden got this dog just because Trump didn't have one and they can gloat over that on CNN. I doubt he's even seen this dog since. It's just another prop.

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Darkheartisland 9 points ago +9 / -0

The dog is Q.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤯

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Im_too_BASED 8 points ago +8 / -0

This HAS to be a joke...

Is someone fucking with us??

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ObongoForPrison2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've been "nipped" by many dogs (veterinary work) and never needed medical attention. Ever. I doubt Major is a bad dog. His evil, potato owner pulls his tail.

Fuck Joe Biden.

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offsubject 5 points ago +5 / -0

Major is a GOOD DOG doing good work. We all should be like Major and take a bite out of the swamp.

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Lila_Quartermaine 4 points ago +4 / -0

My GSD bit the vet. Right in the hand crotch (that fleshy part between thumb and forefinger). Vet had taken our boy to another room for an attempted blood draw. When both vet and dog returned to the room, both bleeding, we vowed to never let him out of our control again.

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BowelSharpton 8 points ago +8 / -0

Where do I send the peanut butter/beef bullion mixture for someone to pour over DIM Acosta and April Ryan?

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marishiten 7 points ago +7 / -0

Okay, at this point, how many times is this going to happen? It's time to send the dogs back to Delaware, or put old yeller down

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BasedCostanza91 5 points ago +5 / -0

They'll probably just put the dog down and lie about Major staying with relatives just like they lie about everything else.

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StarSpangledGirl 6 points ago +6 / -0

Poor dog, I'm not surprised that the dog is being aggressive - imagine having Joe as your owner?!

There's no such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners. I just hope the dog isn't put down after this and gets a chance at a happy life... but that's being hopeful.

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Fernietexas2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does anyone know the race of the two people racist Joe's dog has bitten?

Racist Joe may have taught the dogs to bite men that aren't "clean, articulate, and bright"

Judicial Watch should file a FOIA, lol

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maga_mama_757 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm laughing, but I swear my dog is racist. And no, it's not something I taught her. She's a rescue and I think maybe the person who gave her up (or maybe hurt her?) was black; she only barks at black men. It's weird and actually really embarrassing!

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Forbidden_outcast 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve had dogs like that. Other dogs that weren’t like that. But with everyone one of them, all the black people had to do was act normal, offer hand sniff, and reach and pet the dog. But if they were frightened or I sensed that weird unease, I would remove the dog.

I never had more respect for home health people than when those black ladies would come to my dad’s dog filled house, and ignore the dogs like it wasn’t anything, (and the dogs would act like a damn fool). The nurses ended up giving updates on the dogs and asking about the dogs as much as my dad. They made themselves family.

What was really funny was taking a black kid home one day. He had been over to practice for a 50’s style dance contest. Grabbed the cat and threw it in backseat, not thinking. Maybe we were going to vet afterwards, I don’t remember why I did it. I looked in rear view mirror and kid was sitting there frozen, arms held up squeezed in fists, teeth grinding, horror on his face, almost hyperventilating. Seems he had never been up close to a cat, and the cat was sitting on his lap, looking up at him. (Remember the lizard video with the new anchor, it was almost like that.) Dear God we laughed so hard.

They won that dance contest, and kid went on to do great things, though I don’t think any of them involve cats. He’s super successful now

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MAGA1775 3 points ago +3 / -0

My cat is racist. He hangs out on by the front windows and if a black person walks by he takes off and runs away.

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wasn't he supposedly sent home? What the actual fuck?

A dog under intense stress bites like this. The dog is also probably untrained, and being walked by strangers.

Jill (that cunt) can call it a "nip", but in any other circumstances, a dog biting others is a serious thing. A dog can be ordered destroyed if it's a continuing behavior.

If a dog is biting after 2 months after a move, there's something seriously wrong with the OWNERS.

God, I fucking hate those people. The dog is just responding to a fucked up situation.

I hope one of the WH workers sues the shit out of them, if they get bit.

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Frog_Anne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is it the dog they got from the shelter recently? The poor thing is probably really stressed, it tried to get used to new owners (one of whom is a senile creep who pulls his tail) in a new environment, then it's moved somewhere else, there's upheaval and dozens of strangers in both places as they're being moved and have aides popping in and out, different people all the time. This is just no situation for a shelter dog, and if they refuse to admit it and give the dog to a good home, he'll end up being put down. And it's the Biden's fault, because they won't admit they weren't in a place to care for such a dog, especially with Joe out of his mind and regressing to the point he's pulling their tails.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. That's the one.

My only hope is he gets one good, hard bite on Biden on his arm or thigh before they do the right thing and rehome him, or take a finger off.

Oh, wait, it's the Bidens. They don't know what the right thing is, never have. Poor pooch.

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

I volunteered at a shelter and one person called the cops and then returned their cat after it bit them. It had to be in quarantine for a few weeks, but it was fine once it came back. It seemed to be fine when it got a new owner eventually.

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Atomstein 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't the first incident cause the removal of the dog from the White House back to Delaware? Jen CommiePSsaki said that the dog went back?? WTF?? Why are They always lying?

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BS2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

The dog wants out of there! HE can smell a fake.

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VaPnut 4 points ago +4 / -0

They need to put him down. Biden, not the dog.

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MocksFordComma 4 points ago +4 / -0

His son is a fucked up pedophile addict. His dogs bit people. Joe probably is not a great guy. Just sayin.

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dev01 4 points ago +4 / -0

The dog is being anally raped, what did you expect?

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brokemyknife 4 points ago +4 / -0

Major? Major Asshole.

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HillarysHairyAss 4 points ago +4 / -0

That dog is lashing out as a result of the daily shower backdoor violations.

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SavingPrivateGrace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just a nip because the dog Major knows he and his owners don't belong at the Whitehouse. Major nipped and screamed "Trump Won Rigging Riggers"!

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c89631147e 3 points ago +3 / -0

Riddle me this: If a dog belonging to someone in the peasant class but (at least) 2 people, what steps would the government take against the owner?

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americaeffyeah 3 points ago +3 / -0

that dog was trained to root out communists. good boy!

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Btcox 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even the dog is a dick

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TheSaltyVet 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the person bitten was Kameltoe. Dogs are usually good at smelling peices of shit. Het laugh is like dick poison.

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fidgetymidget 3 points ago +3 / -0

It isn't the dog's fault, it's always the owner

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stonepony 3 points ago +4 / -1

An untrained dog says a lot about the character of the owner.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let the dog go, and put Biden down instead.

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Pepbrandt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep an eye on this dog. I wouldn't be surprised if they try to pull the old switcharoo and toss the real Major to the curb.