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Dan_D_Lion 104 points ago +105 / -1

'I wouldn't hesitate to get it' when asked if he'd take it again...

Don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin but this guy's medical chart says he's fucked up. Talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded

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Semmelweis 29 points ago +30 / -1

Relax scrote, plenty of retards go on to live kick ass lives!

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BoffoTheClown 16 points ago +17 / -1

My first wife was 'tarded. She's a ship captain now.

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ColonelCottonHill 7 points ago +7 / -0

Y 4 u no got tat2?

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I_Used_to_be_me 6 points ago +6 / -0

Go away! Baitin'!

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NavyGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like money!

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Konsaki 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard the finally managed to unfuck the Suez Canal recently...

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MudHut 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think he says shes a pilot now. its been a while since i saw the movie.

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Yeehaw-McKickass 2 points ago +2 / -0

No shes definitely a ships captain. Some where near Egypt last I heard, just cruising along watching the port and starboard sides at the same time with her beautiful crossed eyes.

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rageous 23 points ago +24 / -1

I need to watch Idiocracy again.

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War_Hamster 24 points ago +24 / -0

Just turn on the tv.

We're living it.

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rageous 13 points ago +14 / -1

lol. good point.

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Pumpitrealgood 9 points ago +9 / -0

I keep on replaying that one scene in my head where the Preznident is at the teleprompter reading ''SHIT, I know shit is screwed up right now'' LOL haha, That is where we are at, the movie became reality. We will start watering plants with gatorade soon with how things are ''progressing'' with education. There are no right or wrong answers any more.

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I_Used_to_be_me 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think you mean Brawndo? Ya know, it's got what plants crave

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Forbidden_outcast 2 points ago +2 / -0

I specifically remembering thinking that that movie was going to come true, when I first watched it

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JESUSJUGS 16 points ago +16 / -0

I hope the rash happens for the rest of his life! (It probably will given that this vaccine is RNA binding) Gives even more credence to the autoimmune theory. That the vaccine stays latent and eventually causes your own cells to start attacking your body.

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substantialmajestic 0 points ago +1 / -1

If one is going to get the vaccine, do you think the non-RNA one is better?

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's all m-rna vaccines. Astra Zenica is just m-RNA with extra steps by grafting it to the Chimp flu. No joke.

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billhound 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought the J&J one was a different type? Not getting it until I can sue them, but I thought it was more traditional and less effective.

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 11 points ago +11 / -0

Joe: You went to law school at Costco?

Frito: So did my father. Thank God for being a legacy, or else I might not have gotten in.

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Somalia_is_gay 3 points ago +3 / -0

probably paid to say that.