It will be quick. It will just be severe because every nerve in your body will be in agony, same as a regular death by fire, which really is one of, if not the worst ways to die.
The Chinese are big believers in suicide as a solution to their problems. Some of it is religious: they might believe in reincarnation. But it is a heavily-recurrent theme in their books, movies, and TV, which are censored.
I wonder if their government is unusually approving of suicide?
Makes sense. It's tough from a societal perspective. The ball keeps rolling, can't take it? Bye.
Compare that to the western strategy of changing its citizens' adult diapers as they shit themselves from not getting reparations or whatever free shit.
Stocks will do that to ya. On reddit there was a guy who put half a mil into CCIV at the top and was talking about ending it. People had to talk him out of it (which seemed succesful)
I don't really care. I know I'm supposed to feel bad, but it's really hard to feel bad for the Chinese. Even if they hate the CCP they're aiding them in the destruction of our Country.
Damn, that's some Terminator level suicide right there.
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KEK
He’ll be back
Will he tho?
He is on that great Chinese escalators to the sky, so maybe?
He now knows, why we cry, but it is something that he can never do.
Yup, didn't take a bunch of others with him.
I wonder if it messed with the steel production?
They'll skim him off the top as goopy ash.
We've had Satan shoes. Now, enjoy Satan beams.
Now in your head yell in Asian accent “ I’ll be back mother fuckaaaaa”
Honestly, that's the most metal way to kys I've ever heard.
I think that level of blast furnace heat would be very instant so that there'd be no pain.
But I don't wanna find out.
Nope. I think it would be similar to jumping into a volcano.
It will not be quick but horribly agonizing.
Atleast you know you will be dead but fuck that is a horrible way to go
head first = no brain, no pain
It will be quick. It will just be severe because every nerve in your body will be in agony, same as a regular death by fire, which really is one of, if not the worst ways to die.
I see what you did there...
The Chinese are big believers in suicide as a solution to their problems. Some of it is religious: they might believe in reincarnation. But it is a heavily-recurrent theme in their books, movies, and TV, which are censored.
I wonder if their government is unusually approving of suicide?
Does their government specifically approve of suicide, or does their culture just not value human life?
Makes sense. It's tough from a societal perspective. The ball keeps rolling, can't take it? Bye.
Compare that to the western strategy of changing its citizens' adult diapers as they shit themselves from not getting reparations or whatever free shit.
Imperial Japan was big on suicide too and I feel like I remember hearing of a few high profile Korean suicides is it an East Asian thing?
Marked as a COVID death.
10% for the big guy!
That's horrible. :(
And a new super villain is born. Didn't the Tim Burton Joker fall into a vat of toxic waste?
Yes. Specifically, Amy Schumer’s swimming pool.
Damn.
And by swimming pool he means vagina.
Shitty Steel Man? Able to bring down entire infrastructures with some sort of Midas Touch?
Goldmember!
I wonder if they still use the steel.
FFS it's Chinese steel, not Reardon metal. Of course they used it to make imitation Harbor Frieght shit.
High carbon steel?
Hah, exactly, plus maybe a little cursed. Great for those shoddy trinkets.
Imbued with the spirit of a failed chinese futures stock trader.
He saw terminator 2.
Hot pockets?
They're breathtaking.
inside is magma hot
Still a better way to die than from COVID inoculation.
Ugh, reminds me sadly of the 20-year-old young man who thought he owed $730,000 when he didn’t understand the Robinhood account and then committed suicide. Such a loss! https://www.forbes.com/sites/sergeiklebnikov/2020/06/17/20-year-old-robinhood-customer-dies-by-suicide-after-seeing-a-730000-negative-balance/?sh=261b87b31638
And thus SkyNet was averted. Thumbs up, buddy!
No hope. Ultimate act of despair. So sad.
Jesus. Prayers for him. That level of desperation is so terrifying.
Can we get the CCP stops to drop so Xi does this?
His vapors are in the atmosphere just above Kalifornia. The State has now issued a Proposition 65 violation to Baogang.
An hero.
and how do we know it was really over stock trades? Next, are Uighurs going to be committing suicide too over bad stock trades?
but it's a dry heat.
Maybe the steel he's been turned into will be turned into a rocket and sent towards the moon?
Which stocks?
Diamond hands don't melt 💎👐
He was chilly
It is safe to say, he had a balls of steel!
Damn, that's one hell of a way to go.
Stocks will do that to ya. On reddit there was a guy who put half a mil into CCIV at the top and was talking about ending it. People had to talk him out of it (which seemed succesful)
No wonder chinesium steel sucks so bad. Jokes aside, it's a garbage low carbon product with all kinds of impurities. Miserable to work with.
I hope death came before the pain.
Why can't the government do this if they supposedly serve the people?
Coming soon to a wall street broker near you...
Was he holding the ring of power?
I don't really care. I know I'm supposed to feel bad, but it's really hard to feel bad for the Chinese. Even if they hate the CCP they're aiding them in the destruction of our Country.
Fake News,,, he was simply making Stir Fry....
He would have exploded spreading molten steel all over his coworkers/comrades.
You’d lose consciousness almost immediately due to fumes or the heat I imagine. Pretty epic way to commit suicide.
Dress rehearsal for hell
Chinesium alloy.
I can't help but wonder what would have happened if he were holding one of those Jiffy Pop popcorn pans. 🍿
Terminated.
Dammit too late.
This kind of shit happens pretty often in China, though not by suicide, due to their shit-tier safety and engineering.
hahahahahaah
Great Balls of Fire!
I guess communism sucks too. Who knew??
No wonder Chinese food holds its heat so well
I can sympathize after the hit I took on GNUS today. I bet he didn’t feel a thing though.