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FreedomFromGovt 22 points ago +23 / -1

That's a caricature, not a portrait. I can't get past those grotesque lips. I'm weirded out by it.

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SubaruKayak 14 points ago +15 / -1

It's like one of them sucker mouth catfish that keep the aquarium clean.

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Duchess 8 points ago +9 / -1

I have two of those fuckers. The lady at Petsmart told me they would keep the aquarium clean. They sit on the bottom ALL DAY LONG and only eat when I put in goldfish food. I named them Jamel and Jerome. True story.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

"You've painted portraits before, right?"

"Sure. I once restored a painting of Jesus. My work was so good it made the news."