NO WAY! BREAKING: FBI has evidence of Matt Gaetz engaging in sex trafficking and illicit drugs with minors
(genesiustimes.com)
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OH SHIT.
It almost sounds like this one story I heard one time about an actual faggot piece of shit that got kicked out of the Navy for being a fucking loser who also fucked his dead brother's wife and raped his dead brothers daughter.
Whoever downvotes this, obviously doesn't understand he's mentioning Cocaine Biden.
And hasn't read it's from a satire website.
I'm currently watching a YouTube compilation of President Donald Trump groping random women and children and making out with his 19-year-old granddaughter on stage
I mean it looks like Trump lost a little bit of weight and dyed his hair gray but stilll
Person who downvoted clearly has a short attention span.
What am I signing?
Just sign it, Joe.
OP & site pulled the trigger to early. One more day was needed to release this!
Listen cornpop want to do push ups and run a race,....uhhhh...poor kids are just as smart and bright as black kids.....uhhhh....my leg hairs turn blonde in the sun ........ummmmuhh...
ok, Fat.
You make Jim Crow look like Jim Eagle.
"Look, fat..."
I always imagine the guy shooting back, "No, YOU look, hair-plugs..."
. . . then You Ain't Black
ALRIGHT, I think it's time for the press to leave now.
And an even shorter Dick
I think I'm watching the same thing, does the guy sniff them?
Does he have blond hair on his legs that stand up in the sun?
No No No. It's Hair on his legs that shine Blonde in the Sun.
KIRK
Does he know about Roaches?😂
Top KeK 👌🏻
Currently 6 lefty faggots either don’t get or refuse to believe you’re taking ab #CrackheadHunter
I was just reading an article about how Mike Pence was on his knees blowing a... oh.
Hold on. That just may be real.
OMG!!!!LMAO!!!!
LOLLL i was like damn this is really really bad and was confused of how Gaetz is trying to deny it if they have evidence
I'm downvoting you for failure to realize this was satire! Do better next time!
Sadly the left does not understand satire.
So who is able to downvote posts?? I only have that option for comments. :/
Turn off community styling in your settings anf you can downvote posts.
Yeah, right. And, lemme guess: His father went on to steal a Presidency, right! C'mon, Man! Who could believe that??
Listen fat!
Kek..
pushups, now
The 10% Big Guy with that one amazing trick where you turn yourself white?
Where did Tony Bobulinsky go? We need to do some deep diving and see what happened to him and his evidence he had on the Big Guy and Son.....and Biden’s Brother!!!
Fall up the stairs why don’t ya
C'mon Man!
the -1....hahahahah Hunter, Joe? You here? hahahaha
It was probably some loser from the FBI
They're definitely here!
Be weary of "dummies" who try to get your to explain shit to them! They're trying to get you say something to use against you later.
You're right. It does. Much like that story before the election with ICE taking women's uterus's turned out to be China taking the Uighurs uterus's.
Uterii
Oh, wait. That's all the evidence from the Hunter Biden file that we lost.
Gaetz says after the FBI taped the conversation at Gaetz's request that a money exchange was to take place tomorrow sealing the extortion case. The NYT reported on it to stop the Dem lawyer and former Federal Prosecutor from implicating himself further. Swaaammp!
Why don't they just threaten to fire the Prosecutor, or they're not getting the billion dollars???
If they have a problem with it, just call Barack Hussein BinLaden.
Seems like it worked in Ukraine..
Tucker interviewed Gaetz tonight and said it was one of the strangest interviews he’s done.
Tucker repeats what he's paid to say.
*the RACIST new york slimes.
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2021/03/30/congressman-matt-gaetz-claims-former-doj-lawyer-david-mcgee-was-extorting-him-amid-a-bizarre-fbi-string-operation/
I don't know if its really "the majority."
Ah ha!
If by "lost" you mean "never want to see again"... I was here when this page had Hunter mushroom stamping everything.
Way to fuck with the google algos, lol.
Seems like a reputable site
S A T I R E. Say it with me. Satire.
Say it with me: “S A R C A S M” repeat, S-A-R-C-A-S-M.
Say it with me: B I L L C L I N T O N I S A R A P I S T.
Now try and keep up, I N F O W A R S . C O M
E P S T E I N D I D N T K I L L H I M S E L F
TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY
Are outright lies satire now?
Another story is coming out parallel to this about Gaetz. Sex scandal but he’s denying it BUT also rumblings about him resigning. Unfortunate turn of events in any case
I just don't want to believe this is true. It's is a strange story but I'm hoping it turns out well for Gaetz. And us.
Why the hell is this pinned?
Oh, I was livid. Sorry LOL
Not to lie, it took me a second - but my mistake was just not reading the article first.
This is really well done. Gonna be curious to see if this gets any traction.
Well it's believable because A) Gaetz is a politician and none of them are beyond suspicion of anything, and B) The FBI is very much capable of framing anyone.
For the record, I think Gaetz is legitimately based.
The real story isn't stickied, but Gaetz is actually under investigation for a relationship with a minor. It's fucked up what they're doing to him
I know, but it's expected. They'll do it to MTG soon too.
It's like they're using a tried-and-true playbook.
If it ain't broke..........
Framing an opposing politician or accusing the other side of the same crimes that they just got away with?
It's a headline that libs would share without reading the article. We're in an information war
It’s not believable because no politicians with that kind of skeleton in his closet would ever have taken the stances Gaetz has. Politicians like that you never hear of their scandals. They are 100% owned and do as they are told.
Wait this is fake? I literally just saw a headline on the msn news homepage (my work has that as the default) about Gaetz having trafficking allegations.
"The pictures show Gaetz smoking a crack pipe with naked girls behind him"
Wait wasnt there certain person who did the same thing...............
Yup. Precedent now says this shit doesn’t matter.
"President" says it, too.
The resident.
should we tell him?
I like the cut of your jib.
SLAP EARRAPE
Babylon Bee has competition
An attempt at imitation, maybe. Which is flattering to the Bee by definition. But nothing close to their level of pure and consistent awesomeness for the last couple years. So not really competition, yet.
Kek
What about Gaetz illegally buying a gun then when his wife found out (who also used to be his dead brother's wife) she was so scared of the crazy drug addict pedo having a gun she put it in a trash bin just outside a school?
Oh wait, that was Cunter Biden also.
Or the time Gaetz knocked up a stripper over 20 years younger than him and she had to come after him for child support, o wait... There's so many god damn jokes you can make with shit that actually happened with little to no consequences for him.
This. I can understand some people having a loose lifestyle, i can understand some people falling victim to drugs, but the fact the guy neglected his child like that confirms my opinion that hes a slime ball.
I'm sure the only reason she's still alive is that she waited until the baby was born and drew too much public attention before they could off her
that's purty damn funny right there, fren!
Fuckin Brilliant
Okay that was funny as fuck.
This is great
My question is, why is this stickied? Why isn't this labeled as a shit post?
Come on mods
I feel like at a certain point it becomes a matter of personal responsibility to not let yourself get fooled by obvious jokes. A few of the other comments here have me a little concerned lol
Reading comprehension is one of the casualties of the digital age.
Read it, it's hilarious
I did read it. That does change the fact that it needs to be labeled shit post and that there is no need for it to be stickied.
Yeah MODS what the fuck?? Did you not run this past Master_oYo first??
You got read it to get it.
I did read it. That does change the fact that it needs to be labeled shit post and that there is no need for it to be stickied.
Fair enough. Somewhat agree.
it a pretty fucking great troll to the lurking trolls shills and glowies
The alternative was to put the punchline in the title.
I knew it was a parody when the title implied the FBI did actual fucking work. 🤣
kek
I wonder who's footage they used and poorly photoshopped Matt's face on it.
Here's a leaked photo.
That's a deep fake
The investigation started under Barr so Trump must have known about it
Libs are too stupid to see the irony.
They have no sense of humor
The FBI is a state-sponsored, domestic terrorist organization.
hahah!
Amazing
Fuck man you got me !
Damn that’s a funny ass site!!!
Holy shit I bet this catches on. Cmon boomer Facebook do your thing! Amazing Lucas was UNIRONICALLY discussing this tonight. Basically in a brilliant display of ignorance & further proof NO ONE is actually reading stories he started to spew. He tilted his cocksure head back and yakked his brains out. Now I didn’t read the chat but if 2 or 3 ingested it & turned & spewed on coworkers, who bring it to Easter & BAMM! We have an appetizer & cocktail time full of redpillable/possible hilarious moments. Mark my joyous words. FuckingGates better play the role, dissappear completely, go dark & do not respond. Everyone else kneel the clock out & see everyone in this thread Monday.
CNBC is running with it
HAHAHA that was funny
Top kek
Ooh the spice.
The baby killing transexual pedophile apologists are morally outraged by this!
Spicy April fools article
He was being blackmailed by...you guessed it...someone in the DoJ. Apparently the FBI knows this, too.
Give this time to shake out.
Isnt it odd they targeted him? A huge Trump supporter?
Hahahahaha great shit post. Had me going.
Sure thing.
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
most reliable fake news on the internet.
At least this drug addled piece of shit isn't the son of the supposed "president".....
Baaaaahaahahahahahahahaa!!
LOL!
congress is a cesspool, so what? I would not be shocked by any of it, Just because this dude said some good things does not mean he is an angel, FEDS probably have the goods on everyone and they whip out their little black book if someone gets out of line.....shocker, although Gaetz should have known if you tango with the devil...
OMG my heart stopped for a moment.
Carry on, just another Hunter truth story being told.
I learned tonite that Gaetz comes from a very monied family.
Bruh almost had me almost
FBI created evidence to destroy their enemies, more likely. The FBI couldn't solve a crime to save their life, and this lands in their lap? If you think they are above fake evidence, you don't know history, and you aren't paying attention. FAKE NEWS!
You are correct sir.
Sounds like Gaetz is a target because he’s doing a fantastic job of standing up to the corrupt democrats. We all know they (the left) have no moral boundaries & will attack in some ridiculous way when threatened. I do not trust the current DOJ & FBI & IMO this is just a smear campaign...cancel culture strikes yet again. Also sounds like the “Sex Trafficking” title they’ve slapped on him is projection IMO. That’s what narcissists do, they accuse you of what they themselves are doing. It’s pretty obvious that Gaetz is a rock star and doesn’t back down & I hope he prevails swiftly in this situation. They must feel threatened by him, & IMO that means he is doing something right.
and it turns out its an obama holdiver black mailing him, because almost everything accused of MAGA is leftists turning DARVO up to 11
Bill barr signed off in it
satire aside, pretty much. That's all they do.
All stories need to break like this until they gain traction. Then flip it once the reeeeeeing is documented and the enemy commits to a position...
On par with CNN lol
So is the evidence manufactured like what they tried to pull on Trump?
The FBI is just a goon squad for the DNC at this point.