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RedditIs4Retards 307 points ago +308 / -1

Quarantined in a designated government facility by force. Jews will love that idea!

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zkSfp 126 points ago +126 / -0

Excuse me sir, going to need you to put this gold star on your chest for being a good citizen and coming to this facility.

Everyone is getting a gold star today for being brave!

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RedditIs4Retards 66 points ago +66 / -0

Oh wow please usher me right in! By the way, I'm in dire need of a shower if you could show me the way that'd be great!

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Whimpy13 33 points ago +34 / -1

Here's a pretty flower 😱💀

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bubadmt 20 points ago +22 / -2

MMM, smells like roses and xyklon B.

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Geotus69 11 points ago +12 / -1

Now pack in good and tight and make sure to breathe deeply

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bubadmt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh, it must be some sort of a new COVID test to see if we can smell, that's very nice of you! Let me call the rest of my family and friends, too!

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mugatucrazypills 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think the neighbors are hiding someone in their attic. Will my social score go up if I phone it in ?

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Kramit 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's that delicious smell?!

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christianknight 5 points ago +5 / -0

then promptly explodes

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catvideos3 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don’t worry, it’s only shower.

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catvideos3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Die on organic poison gas!

Remember when Jello was anti government and kinda based? I think he’s all big government now.

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Artek 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think it's a yellow maple leaf up there.

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skatestraight 9 points ago +11 / -2

Like everyone staying home for a year and stealing an election? That was pretty easy

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Kramit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah we got Trump and it bucked their plans hard

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ATK69 9 points ago +9 / -0

Papers please!

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inthebreeze711 4 points ago +5 / -1

IM JEWISH AND I APPROVE OF THIS

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anonymousdonor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Duhh Jews duhh Nazis duhhh I have only one historical reference duhhhh

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Jacknapes 154 points ago +154 / -0

"Designated Government Facilities. This is not optional"

Yeah, get fucked. I'm SOOOOO glad I don't live in Snow Mexico.

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c0mpl3x 62 points ago +64 / -2

Canada’s today is America’s tomorrow

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TRiUMPh 17 points ago +26 / -9

Canada as a populace is way more compliant, and thus cucked, than us. It’s not even close.

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DelveDeeper 44 points ago +48 / -4

Let's get real... If Canada allowed their election to be stolen in plain view and did nothing about it, we would be calling them all the names under the sun. Much worse than cucked.

It's not nice to hear, and it's heart breaking to say, but that is exactly what we've allowed to happen and done nothing about it.

"Oh, but the Canadian populace is so much more cucked than we are, we wouldn't allow them to put us in a quarantine for a couple weeks" - But we'll allow them to get away with stealing an election?

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Slugbert 16 points ago +17 / -1

Good point and it's the reason I think the whole world now thinks we're a fucking joke.

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TRiUMPh 15 points ago +15 / -0

Canada didn’t need their election stolen. They’re so indoctrinated that they willingly chose Trudeau. Now look.

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JackWoods 5 points ago +5 / -0

Totally agree,

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Tagappliedfork 5 points ago +5 / -0

Present your solution then.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not paying taxes, I'm meeting with Patriots personally to organize Mutual defense pacts. Were you armed on the 6th?

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ah_hell 4 points ago +6 / -2

Do you really think that Canada doesn't have a Uniparty too?

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DelveDeeper 11 points ago +13 / -2

Of course they do... That's not what I'm saying.

People on this site are saying "Hur dur look how cucked the Canadians are allowing their government to put them into Government Quarantine Facilities, hur dur we would never allow that, we would fight back and resist obviously, because we have guns, and 2A and shit".

Whilst our election has been stolen from us and we've allowed it to happen.

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NerBolanski 9 points ago +9 / -0

You are right. It is the same thing people do when calling the UK and Europe cucked for allowing enrichment of rapefugees, Africans,muslims and feminists but the US has a huge population of Illegals, Joggers, huge swarths of legal immigrants who are non-white, and feminists.

White people always have petty rivalries which make it hard for them to unite especially now when it is needed. Some pedes here get angry when "white" is mentioned and they will tell you that they are Italian or English;if they are being killed for being "white", nobody cares about the sub-descriptions.

The USA, Canada, Australia, Argentina, and European countries are white nations and they are similar problems occurring across these nations.

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TRiUMPh 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess you’ll find out how tough (or cucked) you are when the time comes.

I know what I’m doing if it ever does.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somebody has to vote for the illiterate replacement canadians

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MAGAguitar 16 points ago +16 / -0

Canadians been compliant for longer than we have - but many Americans are running at full speed to catch up

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Isolated_Patriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

We did it to them. Sent them a bunch of conscientious objectors Hippy Cowards and it caused an immediate ripple on effect that drove the whole country left of Obama. During the Obama year their media constantly praised him, and treated their own conservatives like Bush. This pushed the entire conservative party left of Mit Romney.

They are really only a couple of years to the left of the US at this point, and the covidian cult and traitorous GOP is making up ground fast.

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sent them a bunch of conscientious objectors Hippy Cowards

You should read up on the revolutionary Marxist community in Montreal. They've been there far longer than the 60s.

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Isolated_Patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm not saying it was the only cause, but it was, imo, a significant push that propelled Canada further left than the US for a couple of decades to follow. The gap now though, is much narrower than a lot want to admit.

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Soviet-Canuckistani 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think so. Turdeau Sr.'s push to undermine whatever national identity existed through multikulti, diversifying immigration, introducing hate speech laws are what pushed Canadia to the left. Plus he was pretty heavy-handed in his treatment of the FLQ by invoking the war measures act, so we have legal precedent for the current leftist authoritarianism.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 4 points ago +4 / -0

As someone who lives in Canada. Why is this being downvoted? This man is absolutely correct. Canada is sickeningly compliant, especially compared to America.

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anonymousdonor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yeah us Americans, we do not take any shit.

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Chad_Dudebroski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Canadas yesterday is Americas today

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TraumaHotel 40 points ago +40 / -0

Snow Mexico lol

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Waitafriggingminute 14 points ago +14 / -0

Canuckistan

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Quantum_of_Goya 10 points ago +10 / -0

C(an)uckistan

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BloodElfSupporter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Even the corrupt Mexican President is more based than that Cuckdeau

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JohnAdams 7 points ago +9 / -2

It will be here soon enough...

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Druid_Con 5 points ago +6 / -1

We're going to have concentration camps before you know it

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Unicron3 93 points ago +93 / -0

At this point, why would anyone go get tested? These tyrants are floundering. They have no idea what they are doing and are getting frustrated that their brain dead ideas are not working so now they are treating their populace as sub human subjects.

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honk_honk_honk 35 points ago +35 / -0

The ardor with which the leftists I know always went to get tested and complained about not enough testing being done, you'd think they were Puritans going to confession.

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SirWompalot 20 points ago +20 / -0

Well yeah. Because Leftism is a cult.

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BigIronBigIron 7 points ago +7 / -0

And we are the heretics.

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honk_honk_honk 3 points ago +3 / -0

They didn't? Huh. Thanks for the reply pede, I had no idea.

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Im_too_BASED 10 points ago +10 / -0

so now they are treating their populace as sub human subjects.

🌎👨🏻‍🚀🔫👨🏻‍🚀

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BoostPower 2 points ago +4 / -2

They want to reduce test rates so the numbers look better. Very simple! We only look bad because we test too much. Some say we test too much.

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QuietSpark 1 point ago +1 / -0

The silver lining of this generation of tyrants is that they care far too much about appearing to the masses as saints.

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bf4truth 89 points ago +89 / -0

"not optional"

haha, DICTATOR

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Tagappliedfork 15 points ago +15 / -0

just wait until they hear fauci found a strain that can't be tested for. Camps for everyone!

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GiveMe1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

Like father, like son

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PermaHandshake 8 points ago +8 / -0

Castreau

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diCenturion 4 points ago +4 / -0

Justin Castro?

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EricCharliemella 3 points ago +3 / -0

Learned from his Dad.

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utfanx2 58 points ago +58 / -0

I believe the word you are looking for is Internment camps.

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c0mpl3x 20 points ago +20 / -0

Runs in the liberal family. FDR would be proud

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Rubicante 8 points ago +8 / -0

More like envious. Running wasn't exactly one of FDR's pastimes.

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Internet camps eh..

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

the kind where you can only visit facebook, twitter, google and youtube.

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catvideos3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Konzentration Kamp

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christianknight 5 points ago +7 / -2

notice nobody is fighting back, this will happen here and nobody will do anything.

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Oh_mate 40 points ago +40 / -0

This is perfect, this should finally wake up the Covid idiots and stop them getting tested at every opportunity, you can’t catch Covid if you dont get tested. Hopefully people will man up and hide in bed for a few days like we used to do when we were sick back when the world wasn’t retarded.

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Ebbie8708 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nope. Nope. So many people are for this idea because they are f—ing stupid

https://mobile.twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/1376662503720112132

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Ebbie8708 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty misleading to put the symbol for men on his hat.

I do like that shade of pink for a jacket though 🤔

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BadManOrange 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously, you get a cold and people start telling you that you should get tested for COVID. F' off with this crap already. If you're sick just stay in bed for a few days till the symptoms go away. If you're seriously ill then go to the hospital. Otherwise, stop being a pansy with this testing BS.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

nobody knows about this, and those that do dont care

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NazisWereSocialist 39 points ago +39 / -0

“This is not optional” he should be dragged out of office, what the flying fuck?!

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Ricky_CIA 20 points ago +20 / -0

He should be dragged behind a pickup nonstop across the entire transcanada highway.

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unclebobinator 2 points ago +3 / -1

Kinda tame but it's better than nothing

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christianknight 1 point ago +3 / -2

dont worry, its coming soon here

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sustainable_saltmine 27 points ago +27 / -0

Government facility = concentration camp. The only difference is, you're not being put into hard labor or gassed.

There really is no other difference when it comes to this.
And, yes, if you're negative, there's no need to quarantine. I love how people think you can ever get to a "zero covid" world, or zero any disease for that matter. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. Stop making that a condition of freedom

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Im_too_BASED 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only difference is, you're not being put into hard labor or gassed.

That we know of.

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Bandanna1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe they make or have made a faker vax, and the vax becomes the new gas

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Isolated_Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Labor camp" was a polite term for giving the unemployed something to do.

"Concentration camp" was a polite term for a "safe space" to keep an at risk population.

These things always come into play in the name of the greater good, and they aren't seen as a bad thing until after the fact.

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Vox_Dobad 27 points ago +27 / -0

He's not an idiot. He's a tyrant.

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ShadowyMrBlank 10 points ago +10 / -0

He is the son of a Cuban dictator, so....

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DragonEnergy2 23 points ago +23 / -0

Trudeau is dangerous. There fixed.

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acasper 18 points ago +18 / -0

They don't want to admit that their testing equipment is inaccurate but... it's inaccurate. That and/or they're demons.

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SHALL_NOT 7 points ago +7 / -0

And

Definitely and.

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ManBadOrange 18 points ago +18 / -0

Shut the fuck up you corrupt black face wearing faggot !

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Endprism 15 points ago +15 / -0

Designated government facilities...aka Covid camps

The new world order is here

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2008RonPaul2012 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those designated government facilities sure were constructed quickly. Almost makes you wonder if they maybe weren't being built before last year.

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Druid_Con 15 points ago +15 / -0

Concentration camps for fucking head cold

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GameStonks 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is why we have guns.

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FagBI 13 points ago +13 / -0

China is absolutely loving this shit.

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NotMyGovernor 11 points ago +11 / -0

The test is coming back positive on people for political reasons

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Damaged_Dirk 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is exactly why they want a "vaccination passport" for something they still want you to wear a mask and social distance for.

Not one fucker in the gov. want another outsider to come wreck their shit again.

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Im_too_BASED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo.

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Siteless_Vagrant 11 points ago +11 / -0

designated Government facilities

 

Welp, there it is. Concentration camps.

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tucker2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trudouche is an absolute fucking piece of human garbage. His followers are cult members. Canastan is in grave danger.

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Soviet-Canuckistani 2 points ago +2 / -0

So true. There's hardly any opposition to anything Turdeau is doing or the Covid narrative. I expect a full-blown military dictatorship by the end of the year. The sheep are practically begging for it.

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LugNuts 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now all they have to do is fake a positive test and away you go!

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Im_too_BASED 6 points ago +6 / -0

And the brain dead cattle still have no clue...

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infinitysupreme 7 points ago +7 / -0

Who could have guessed Castro's son would do this

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Rubicante 6 points ago +6 / -0

Prison. That's called prison.

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Undying 5 points ago +5 / -0

For all the troubles America has, at least the government cannot force us in quarantine camps. Yet.

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LWGII 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trudeau is an idiot, but Xi is a genius. Releasing and/or capitalizing on the ChiCom Flu will be seen as the great geo-political move of the last 100 years.

How can the West complain of forced incarceration of Uighurs when Canada does the same thing?

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AmericaFloats 4 points ago +4 / -0

Canadians are idiots*

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AllVaccinesCauseHarm 4 points ago +5 / -1

"you'll need to immediately quarantine in designated government facilities."

The thing is, in Canada treatments for COVID-19 are basically illegal to obtain from a medical doctor. The approach they are taking is to make everyone suffer through the disease. If it gets so bad that it makes infiltrates your lungs and you can't breathe, you get only oxygen and hospitalized with a ventilator rammed down your throat.

To protect yourself, you have to obtain treatments on your own and it's not always practical to travel with treatment supplies/equipment. What this means is that if you test positive after traveling back to your home you will be prevented from going there to seek treatment. You will be forced to suffer through the disease without treatment. Fucking sick!

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KoofasaForTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should just annex Canada now so we don’t have to listen to them whine anymore.

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every generation is constantly surrounded by psychopaths and tyrannical murderers just waiting for their opportunity to show the world how big and bad they are, even they are fucking pathetic cowards

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usa_foot_print 3 points ago +3 / -0

Way to encourage no one to get tested.

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FitOfficial 3 points ago +3 / -0

You misspelled malicious asshole again.

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MAGAbeast2016 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is baby Justin fantasize about his idol again? Hitler?

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ModernKnight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably trying to make Daddy Castro mad.

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anonymousdonor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bro I have ONE HISTORICAL REFERENCE and you BETTER BELIEVE I am going to use it!

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Greenhills 3 points ago +3 / -0

Canada is an idiot.

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Grief 3 points ago +3 / -0

Government facility!? WTF????? Is this a shit post or do they have zero rights in Canada? I know it's fun to make fun of our northern neighbors but maybe it is a hell hole.

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FlamingButBased 7 points ago +7 / -0

100% real. Canadian here (legally immigrating to the US because I personally employ Americans), can confirm.

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PermaHandshake 3 points ago +3 / -0

I live in Canada and the government basically considers me a terrorist. There are no freedoms in Canada. You either do as the government wants you to or you're fucked. Rights only exist for people who comply with the State Party views.

Think of it like giving Christians rights but not Muslims except Canada's State religion is Leftism.

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3rdTerm4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's real but it's about out of country traveling during the long week-end: https://twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/1376662500901580800

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Raposa 1 point ago +2 / -1

It’s real, but you can circumvent the hotel quarantine by going through the land border. And I think a few Canadians flying in have just refused the test, taken the $800 fine and left to go home, and they didn’t get stopped; supposedly these fines are supposed to get thrown out in court, but even if they aren’t, it’s cheaper than the non-refundable hotel stay.

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Ligersrule1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this from the Babylon Bee?

/s

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GiveMe1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I say America needs to step in and liberate the victims of Canada’s government abuse. We did it to the Nazis. This is literally what the Nazis did to dissenters

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +4 / -1

For the past 4 years Canadians on here were BEGGING America to invade and annex us... Or buy greenland and complete the trifecta of protection...

but I'm sorry to say at Present, the USA is just as fucked (if not more?) than Canada.

The civil war that's about to engulf us all is going to be far more intense south of the Canadian border than above it. In fact I'm pretty sure 90% of Americans in the northern states will flee persecution to here and live in the hills to fight another day.

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GiveMe1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly at this point I prefer anarchy and war over a tyrannical government as powerful as the US government

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Soviet-Canuckistani 1 point ago +1 / -0

but I'm sorry to say at Present, the USA is just as fucked (if not more?) than Canada.

That is simply not true. At least in the US there are based governors and based courts, plus large numbers of patriots with guns willing to fight back. As bad as the US is right now, there are still pockets of liberty. Compare that to Canada, which is shit from coast to coast with nowhere to flee.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL.. You think there's nowhere to flee in Canada?

Have you looked at a map?

Also "shit from coast to coast' is quite the generalization. Hopefully you gain a little perspective one day.

There's a lot of country outside Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver.

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Soviet-Canuckistani 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ok, if there are places to go, name one provincial, territorial or metropolitan government in this country that opposes Ottawa's NWO policies. Can't think of any? It's because there aren't any.

Further complicating matters is most of the land which, outside of major cities, isn't even habitable anyway. Don't be fooled by maps.

Realistically speaking, there isn't really anywhere to go, unless you plan on living in the wilderness in the Far North.

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RiverFenix -1 points ago +1 / -2

I could name more than one but I feel like you're going to shift goalposts - as most tend to do when faced with the harsh reality of being entirely mistaken in their beliefs..

There are two provinces ready to separate, I'll let you wonder which, and there are plenty of cities not held by Liberals. Considering Canada only has 4 or 5 1st tier cities, it's a strawman to ask me to name a metropolis. Montreal, Toronto, Ottawa, Vancouver.. they vote Liberal because of immigrants, dominion voting, election fraud and voter suppression by the media and tech. I don't need to 'prove' anything to you. You just said 'don't be fooled by maps'.

Would those be topographical maps or satellite images we're supposed to disbelieve? LOL 'uninhabitable' LOL... you are a faggot who probably doesn't know how to light a fire without gasoline.

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Soviet-Canuckistani 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why are you getting so emotional? You haven't shown me anything to change my beliefs. There's an independence movement in Quebec. So what? How does that help anyone when they support the same NWO policies? What difference does it make which party controls what cities when all parties in Canada are on the same NWO bandwagon? It's not a strawman to point out every metropolitan area in Canada supports the NWO, since it reinforces my point all levels of government nationwide are pro-NWO.

And yes, most of the country is not fit for human habitation. Do you need a geography lesson too?

I don't need to 'prove' anything to you.

That's not how the game works. Claims need to be supported by verifiable evidence. This is very elementary. If you don't have the intelligence and maturity to engage in rational dialogue like a normal adult, then maybe you should just stop wasting my time.

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trump2O2O 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t agree with this one bit at all, it’s fucking bullshit. I think their logic if you test negative then you need to still quarantine because you could have just contracted covid I guess and it always tests negative if you just caught it. Takes a week or something to run its course and then it will test positive if you got it. That’s what people on the left are claiming anyway

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Slugbert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like father like son.

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twentyonepepes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know right. What a fuckin' clown.

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Southernwhitebread 2 points ago +2 / -0

CanaDuh!

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

DESIGNATED SHI-

Wait I got that one wrong.

DESIGNATED INTERNMENT CAMP CANADA EDITION!!!!!

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

inb4 the internment camps are disguised as snow dumps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQujcjTZEG8

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MAGA_____bitches 2 points ago +2 / -0

Canada is gonna need some bigger ovens

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Geyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or how about just wear a mask if positive?

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MountainMan27 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Designated government facilities? This is not optional “ um WTF .. that’s scary af

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faughtfarms 1 point ago +1 / -0

If hes a migrant cuban he needs schooling! Free education for truastro!

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magamemer 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the government detains me in one of their shithole facilities, I will piss, shit and puke on every square inch of it. Have fun cleaning up!

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is this Ian Miles Cheong fellow and why am I getting an erection?

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