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Met a woman at the beach today. We chatted. We surfed. We flirted. She asked me about my life; every detail. I started with “ have you every heard the story of darth pelosi the unfuckable?” (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by CONN_WYNN ago by CONN_WYNN +70 / -0
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– TheNightJanitor 3 points ago +3 / -0

I... I don't get it.

You got it in?

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– CONN_WYNN [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Time will tell. She is asian. It would be a hate crime if i beat that up

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– TheNightJanitor 3 points ago +3 / -0

The strongest redpill is banging the enemy.

Godspeed, pede.

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– CONN_WYNN [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Said every black ever. But yes. God speed

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– TheNightJanitor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eh, go look up General Howe. Part of our victory in the revolution was due to some good p*ssy in Philly.

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– Burchoid 2 points ago +3 / -1

Alex, I'll take 'Things that didn't happen' for $1000 please.

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– CONN_WYNN [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Im sorry thats incorrect. You: “-$1000”

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– Kinkinnatus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Son, this ain't Facegram.

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– CONN_WYNN [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Follow me on instagram @suckmyballsfromtheback.com

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