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PlateOwner 41 points ago +41 / -0

... And then they vote blue. :-/

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they-see-me-trollin 40 points ago +40 / -0

don't all dead people vote blue?

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vegaspatriot1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

don't all dead people vote blue?

*always have.

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A1waysLurk1ing 5 points ago +5 / -0

We all vote down here, Georgie.

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

don't all dead people vote blue?

*always have.

Hrmmm, that raises a question. When the state flooded the towns of Dana, Enfield, Greenwich, and Prescott they dug up all the dead people (not any live ones, tho?) they could find and re-buried them elsewhere did all those voters have to change precincts?

P.S. A century later some people still hold a grudge about that.

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Hanging_Chad 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'd rather be dead than vote blue. How can I die and not vote blue? Add a voting de-registration clause to my will or?

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MasklessMarvel 11 points ago +11 / -0

be buried with a MAGA hat on

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BloodElfSupporter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh you bet I’m wearing mine in my grave

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they-see-me-trollin 5 points ago +5 / -0

change your name to THIS IS VOTER FRAUD before you die.

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to keep voting while alive tho. When will I die?

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Anon1970 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make sure to put it in your Last Will and Testament.

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's always an exception, but 99.9% of my neighbors do.

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orange_dit 11 points ago +11 / -0

BSOD

Blue state of death

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0