As an Italian American I'm still waiting for my reparations check from Africa & the Middle East for enslaving my people during the Arab & Barbary Slave Trades.
I also need a reparations check for Italian internment camps during WW2.
OH and Italians were redlined against by both white and black banks so I'll take some money from both groups, too.
I also demand anyone with Irish, Slavic, Spanish, Armenian, Greek or Bosnian blood get $$
Damn. Don't tell me bad things.
I apologize.
And now for the reparations for hurting my feefees?
I have an open roll of lifesavers and some pocket lint?
Those Lifesavers all equal ratio of color? Color equality matters but equality of effects do not. Doesn't matter if the purple ones taste like shit.
You can keep your lint tho. Pockets are remnants of bigoted white patriarchal supremacist culture and have no place in our beautifully diverse society.