As an Italian American I'm still waiting for my reparations check from Africa & the Middle East for enslaving my people during the Arab & Barbary Slave Trades.

I also need a reparations check for Italian internment camps during WW2.

OH and Italians were redlined against by both white and black banks so I'll take some money from both groups, too.

I also demand anyone with Irish, Slavic, Spanish, Armenian, Greek or Bosnian blood get $$