Had a neighbor pull this shit. Total Bernie Bro that was renting a house across the street from us. Caught him on camera trying to pull down our flag in the middle of the fucking day. Had him on 3 different camera angles. When I knocked on his door and showed him the print outs of him obviously trying to pull down the flag, he almost shit himself. He was stuttering and stammering and trying to act like it wasn't him. Right, like there's some other 85 pound twat with rainbow hair and thick black rimmed glasses, gauges in his ears, and a wife that could be a stunt double for Jabba The Hut in the neighborhood. I told him I already called the property owner and let them know their current tenant was caught vandalizing another house while also committing theft, even sent copies of the video and the screen grabs. They were giving their eviction notice immediately. Now, we've got a great family that we hang out with all the time. I still think about that piece of shit from time to time. I wonder often if he's finally starved to death because his fat cunt wife wouldn't ever let him eat.
100% true. The guy was a total piece of shit. He had a bunch of "Feel The Bern" and anti-Trump pro-Communism bumper stickers all over his Volkswagen. Which I found fucking hilarious. They would go on walks around the neighborhood and it was like the old joke, them standing next to each other made a perfect 10. One little twiggy fucking beta male, and an easily over 350lb woman with a front butt that over hung by a foot and back tits bigger than her front.
Had a neighbor pull this shit. Total Bernie Bro that was renting a house across the street from us. Caught him on camera trying to pull down our flag in the middle of the fucking day. Had him on 3 different camera angles. When I knocked on his door and showed him the print outs of him obviously trying to pull down the flag, he almost shit himself. He was stuttering and stammering and trying to act like it wasn't him. Right, like there's some other 85 pound twat with rainbow hair and thick black rimmed glasses, gauges in his ears, and a wife that could be a stunt double for Jabba The Hut in the neighborhood. I told him I already called the property owner and let them know their current tenant was caught vandalizing another house while also committing theft, even sent copies of the video and the screen grabs. They were giving their eviction notice immediately. Now, we've got a great family that we hang out with all the time. I still think about that piece of shit from time to time. I wonder often if he's finally starved to death because his fat cunt wife wouldn't ever let him eat.
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100% true. The guy was a total piece of shit. He had a bunch of "Feel The Bern" and anti-Trump pro-Communism bumper stickers all over his Volkswagen. Which I found fucking hilarious. They would go on walks around the neighborhood and it was like the old joke, them standing next to each other made a perfect 10. One little twiggy fucking beta male, and an easily over 350lb woman with a front butt that over hung by a foot and back tits bigger than her front.
That right there my fellow Pede, is called a FUPA.
Very true, very very true. But not everyone really knows what a FUPA is haha.