It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
Don't know original source.
Canada i guess
You're thinking Brooklyn.
Canada is "Eh"
Canada: home of the Fonz!
You mean Snow Mexico. Totally original thought not copied from another sticky on here just moments ago...
Canuckistan
They are an underrated source of problems, true.
Moral of the story is: the only way to win is to not play
My former employer instituted “DEI” (Diversity, Equity & Inclusion) training and performance monitoring.... Your performance & bonus are now tied to how much/well you PARTICIPATE in PROMOTING “Wokeness” at work!
THERE IS NO WHERE TO RUN!!!....We must FIGHT!!!
[Attn: alphabet soup people (CIA, FBI, etc)....I am NOT promoting violence!...I am speaking metaphorically.]
Well that’s disturbing, wouldn’t want to work for them
Except these same types of people are controlling our schools, getting elected into positions of power, and running Fortune 500 companies.
It’s possible to not play at all, but not an easy task.
that's a loser mentality
Wherever you heard it, thanks for sharing. It about sums up our situation.
You sir.....ma'am.....person, are a genius
Male and female. Tne rest are bullshi mental disorders.
Agreed. Degeneracy is not something I support, especially in the case of children who they are targeting now.
I just want to know why you hate children so much that you didn't make snow children
Just satisfy everyone by making a snow Biden that is groping little snow girls. Then they'll be too afraid to talk about it, lest they bring attention to the fact that Biden is a child sniffer. Bonus points if you have "snow children in cages" with him.
But It's too late for that right? I'm in Canada and we don't have snow anymore, so I'm assuming you guys don't either, right?
KEK. Or snow pets. Is he a closet animal abuser?
last line should have read:
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street and lit my house on fire.
Everything melted.
Hahaha yeah. Probably more accurate
Forgot to mask up, too. For you and the snow person.
Brilliant punchline. It's a shame that it is nigh untranslatable because many other countries and peoples need to see it.
I'm sure somebody on here can translate it into British.
I hate how good this is.
Last four words are the money shot.
Fucking hate lefties.
god damn I love a good money shot
Pretty much sums our situation up.
We are subjected to an increasingly narrowing level of "acceptable" discourse until the only acceptable discourse is leftard wokeism
Vegan here. Please feel free to use carrots on your snowmen whenever you please.
I'm convinced 50% of cucumbers sold go in a vagina.
don't count out the buttholes, or the eggplants
I think most vegetables sold to vegans go into pus**s
Add something about the charcoal on the snowman too.
Environmentalists complained that the eyes made of coal weren’t made from renewable green resources.
You forgot the doxxing.
As a Canadian I approve of the mocking of CBC
The sad thing is that Snowflakes are each individual. None of those groups were snowflakes at all. They are blobs, not snowflakes. Americans interested in preserving Individual Liberty are the real snowflakes. They have us calling them snowflakes when we are the real ones. They blob together in any different special interest, skin color, or whatever else, as subset-majorities against individuals. See it? Spread it.
Yeah, snowflakes and white knights are actually quite cool. The terms just got mixed up with a bad crowd.
Amen.
This cancer needs excised or it will continue to spread, and we will end up in a dystopian nightmare future not too far down the road.
And we will be forced into a situation where you either kill or be killed. Nobody wants this to happen, but sanity returning to the public is looking more and more like a pipe dream every day.
Fight and resist these psychos with everything you have, now. Because if we don’t do it now, it might be too late down the road.
GG
Moral:
"There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes."
NOPE! We have all been trained to hate one another by the Cabal. They create Clown World for this very purpose. They want us to tear each other apart. What we should be doing is all joining together and destroying the Cabal. Once they are dead, the rest of their BULLSHIT CLOWN WORLD will fade away.
NOT FUNNY We are living this nightmare. So I drink
9:30 Arrested for spreading China Wuhan virus.
And you can tell everybody, this is your song
Moral of the story.... Shoot snowflakes. Roger.
That's great.
The only bright side is those snowflakes are not as common in the real world, it's a tiny minority yet their propaganda causes the vast majority to be silent.
This sums up the lives we live in now.
"It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes."
No, it is what we have become, because our first answer to anyone questioning it wasn't "fuck you", followed by making the snowman hold an AR-15 and a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a snow woman with bacon for hair sucking the snowman's huge carrot dick and massive balls, and off to the side there's a snow table with a snow sandwich, cut diagonally with love, that the snow woman just brought him, and in front of them both is spelled out in giant letters "it's okay to be white".
Hello everyone. This is YOUR daily dose of Clown World.
Brilliant
This could be a legit tale from many cities in the USA. SAD
Weekend at Biden's--the world is mocking the US:https://youtu.be/YqYK_g23z6I
This is why we can't have nice things
Snowballs!
Top KEK!
boomer
Should have just kept it a snow man and tell the offended to create their own snow sculpture
Meanwhile the Democrats get a free pass of things while we participate and stay distracted
Sad part is it's probably all true. Good one Pede.
This is so fucking awesome! I about pissed myself laughing.
Humor requires taking a normal thing to the absurd, but normal is the absurd.
Well, that’s Canada for you. Coming soon to your town too.
I sure hope Canadians wake up. Fierce fighters and scary as fuck if they actually decide to respond.
But no one does. Movements are organized by elites, and the best we have is a 90's Democrat.
Nah, this is the correct answer.
At least you managed to not offend the lone group who lend that coalition of groups the totality of their power.