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Shave_the_whales 76 points ago +76 / -0

I intend to.

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Friendly_B 28 points ago +28 / -0

How can I help?

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NotAPuma 18 points ago +19 / -1

Hopefully Westerns! How can we help?

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milktoastfencesitter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Young Guns, 3:10 to Yuma!

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NotAPuma 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was thinking Spaghetti Westerns, where Good always beats Evil. John Wayne's were the best.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lone wolf wcquade was the last great western

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aggressive_oranges 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really liked Slow West, it came out a few years ago.

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BasedTemplar 16 points ago +16 / -0

Tell dotwin what you need, we'll get it done.

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Shave_the_whales 18 points ago +18 / -0

I fucking love you, frens. I doubt they'd ever let me do a star wars movie. For one, a cursory glance through my social media would quickly show that I'm not woke enough.

Also, I have a rare condition that causes partial facial paralysis, and tends to make people assume I'm less intelligent than I am since it affects the way I speak.

Getting a job is hard. Getting THAT job would be impossible.

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BasedTemplar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also, I have a rare condition that causes partial facial paralysis, and tends to make people assume I'm less intelligent than I am since it affects the way I speak.

So what you're saying is you're Sylvester Stallone, but based?

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Shave_the_whales 14 points ago +14 / -0

I never said that, but you just did.

And yes. Yes I am.

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Thejudge6060 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck it, make a fan made one and we'll all drive traffic to it. That will at least get you noticed by someone

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Shave_the_whales 10 points ago +10 / -0

I mean SOMEONE needs to write Star Wars: Underworld. May as well be me.

Thanks for the support, fren!!

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HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Getting THAT job would be impossible.

Then steal it. Star Wars outright stole its ideas from other media. Like many great things, its an amalgamation of previous good ideas. You can do the same by digging into those same original works AND you could do your own "Star Wars" by simply dusting over the serial numbers and going low budget so you control the product from start to finish.

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ImportantPerson 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a rare condition that causes partial facial paralysis

You got the vaccine didn't you?!

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Shave_the_whales 2 points ago +2 / -0

If by the vaccine you mean I got Covid, then yes.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know what else would be impossible? Crowdfunding $10M for a TV series about Jesus. I just don't see that happening. Crowdfunding record was $5.7M. You can't just double that, especially with a show about Jesus. Literally impossible.

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Ever heard of Dallas Jenkins and The Chosen ?

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love the Dilbert reference...

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GoingCamaro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same. But I write books.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same- lets turn out books into movies. We cant do worse than the commies

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm gonna make video games someday.