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If you thought Star Wars couldn’t get more woke, you guessed wrong! Introducing trans Jedi! (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
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– Shave_the_whales 18 points ago +18 / -0

I fucking love you, frens. I doubt they'd ever let me do a star wars movie. For one, a cursory glance through my social media would quickly show that I'm not woke enough.

Also, I have a rare condition that causes partial facial paralysis, and tends to make people assume I'm less intelligent than I am since it affects the way I speak.

Getting a job is hard. Getting THAT job would be impossible.

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– BasedTemplar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also, I have a rare condition that causes partial facial paralysis, and tends to make people assume I'm less intelligent than I am since it affects the way I speak.

So what you're saying is you're Sylvester Stallone, but based?

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– Shave_the_whales 14 points ago +14 / -0

I never said that, but you just did.

And yes. Yes I am.

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– Thejudge6060 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck it, make a fan made one and we'll all drive traffic to it. That will at least get you noticed by someone

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– Shave_the_whales 10 points ago +10 / -0

I mean SOMEONE needs to write Star Wars: Underworld. May as well be me.

Thanks for the support, fren!!

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– DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Focus on what make IV great (and the mandalorian, partially). No one wants to watch high society, we want the backworlds (like a western:see tattooine) nitty gritty. Outlaws, bounty hunters, crime worlds, rebels against an overwhelming and stat boosted imperial empire.

Ive always loved film and how that specific medium carries stories, but i know ill never make it in communist hollywoodland.

Tbh- id rather start a movie studio/production company.

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– HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Getting THAT job would be impossible.

Then steal it. Star Wars outright stole its ideas from other media. Like many great things, its an amalgamation of previous good ideas. You can do the same by digging into those same original works AND you could do your own "Star Wars" by simply dusting over the serial numbers and going low budget so you control the product from start to finish.

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– ImportantPerson 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a rare condition that causes partial facial paralysis

You got the vaccine didn't you?!

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– Shave_the_whales 2 points ago +2 / -0

If by the vaccine you mean I got Covid, then yes.

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– MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know what else would be impossible? Crowdfunding $10M for a TV series about Jesus. I just don't see that happening. Crowdfunding record was $5.7M. You can't just double that, especially with a show about Jesus. Literally impossible.

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Ever heard of Dallas Jenkins and The Chosen ?

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