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If you thought Star Wars couldn’t get more woke, you guessed wrong! Introducing trans Jedi! (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
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– BasedTemplar 173 points ago +173 / -0

Used to love Star Wars. Never again.

You know what's great about these new woke movies? They suck. Like they're genuinely the worst made movies, maybe ever.

A Conservative could come in and make non-political movies and absolutely blow these fuckers out.

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– Shave_the_whales 76 points ago +76 / -0

I intend to.

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– BasedTemplar 16 points ago +16 / -0

Tell dotwin what you need, we'll get it done.

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– Shave_the_whales 18 points ago +18 / -0

I fucking love you, frens. I doubt they'd ever let me do a star wars movie. For one, a cursory glance through my social media would quickly show that I'm not woke enough.

Also, I have a rare condition that causes partial facial paralysis, and tends to make people assume I'm less intelligent than I am since it affects the way I speak.

Getting a job is hard. Getting THAT job would be impossible.

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