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BasedTemplar 16 points ago +16 / -0

Tell dotwin what you need, we'll get it done.

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Shave_the_whales 18 points ago +18 / -0

I fucking love you, frens. I doubt they'd ever let me do a star wars movie. For one, a cursory glance through my social media would quickly show that I'm not woke enough.

Also, I have a rare condition that causes partial facial paralysis, and tends to make people assume I'm less intelligent than I am since it affects the way I speak.

Getting a job is hard. Getting THAT job would be impossible.

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BasedTemplar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also, I have a rare condition that causes partial facial paralysis, and tends to make people assume I'm less intelligent than I am since it affects the way I speak.

So what you're saying is you're Sylvester Stallone, but based?

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Shave_the_whales 14 points ago +14 / -0

I never said that, but you just did.

And yes. Yes I am.