300lb fella in front of me at the grocery store had a whole cart full of stuff. Probably about an even 50/50 split of food and cleaning supplies. Several boxes of gloves, disinfecting spray, wipes, paper towels, sponges, masks.... Then the other half was nothing but junk. Doritos, Oreos, snack cakes, several different types of juice, ice cream, cheese crackers, chocolate syrup....and probably a dozen Lean Cuisines (clearly watching his weight). I wanted to go over and tell him that no amount of Bleach spray will strengthen his immune system, but I thought he might get upset and eat me. Disregard personal health, acquire wet wipes. Its a sound Covid approach.
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Today I walked by a woman in the store who smelled like 100 ashtrays, but she had her mask on. Health first!
It was probably bullshit, but during the early days of the "pandemic" they said that smokers seemed less likely to catch the coof.
I imagine that there must have been someone that took up smoking because of that.
I remember this. I remember the scientific reasoning behind it, and it made sense, though I don’t remember what it was now. Something about receptors being blocked that the coof normally binds to/infiltrates.
They buried it very quickly.
Could be a correlation with weight there.
This is how my mother is. She chain smokes like a chimney since she was sixteen. I always reeked of it even when I was at school airing out during the day. She was one of the first ones to start screaming at a Pizza Hutt server when the public smoking bans first hit our town and she was politely told there was no more smoking section.
Now though? She claims she wears the mask to protect everyone else. She still smokes like before and still refuses to eat out as her personal protest since the smoking ban started over a decade ago.
What a load of crap.