300lb fella in front of me at the grocery store had a whole cart full of stuff. Probably about an even 50/50 split of food and cleaning supplies. Several boxes of gloves, disinfecting spray, wipes, paper towels, sponges, masks.... Then the other half was nothing but junk. Doritos, Oreos, snack cakes, several different types of juice, ice cream, cheese crackers, chocolate syrup....and probably a dozen Lean Cuisines (clearly watching his weight). I wanted to go over and tell him that no amount of Bleach spray will strengthen his immune system, but I thought he might get upset and eat me. Disregard personal health, acquire wet wipes. Its a sound Covid approach.
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Today I walked by a woman in the store who smelled like 100 ashtrays, but she had her mask on. Health first!
It was probably bullshit, but during the early days of the "pandemic" they said that smokers seemed less likely to catch the coof.
I imagine that there must have been someone that took up smoking because of that.
I remember this. I remember the scientific reasoning behind it, and it made sense, though I don’t remember what it was now. Something about receptors being blocked that the coof normally binds to/infiltrates.
They buried it very quickly.