KEY CHARACTER TRAITS:
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Fighting for Social justice, and access to children
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Wants to remove all historical references to mysogynist Han Solo from history.
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Preferred weapon is a double-dong lightsaber
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Masturbates to pictures of Yoda
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Future first Star Wars universe suicide by lightsaber anal penetration
You forgot black-wheelchair bound from mass shooting-amputee-global warming cancer survivor with non stop cameos from transphobe uncle.