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Taxis 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because he doesn't want to die. Floyd was just a fucking scumbag, and I don't care if he's dead or not.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 2 points ago +2 / -0

They were all in on the fraud.

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Pierre_Delectoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, that's not how this works you scumbag. You don't get to just excuse yourself from ever having to testify by pleading the 5th. They get to put you on the stand, under oath, and ask you questions. If the questions they ask implicate you in something you can refuse to answer. You cannot refuse to answer questions about George Kirby if they don't implicate you in some crime.

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JuanTitor 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should give the "I'm just here so I won't get fined" line that Marshawn Lynch gave before the Superbowl.

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isitpedanticenough [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or, just be thankful. lol