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Elvathelion 215 points ago +216 / -1

Makes his future public execution easier though.

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spelunking_librator 101 points ago +101 / -0

he'll just paint his face black... can't execute a black man, that would be racism

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zillat 51 points ago +52 / -1

black people can execute him then, plenty of based black people that could handle the trial and execution!

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ModernKnight 41 points ago +41 / -0

Non-based black people also execute plenty of black people. Black women execute about 50% of the black population, but he's a little old for their preferred targets. The gangs can take care of him, though, if they can manage to hit him.