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Friar_Pede 119 points ago +138 / -19

I'm a father of a young girl and if you told me don't touch my daughter or I'll end you. I'd tell you and your daughter to fuck off for assuming that I'm a pedophile. I think it's a known rule not to touch children inappropriately. I don't need you to threaten me.

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daisytrench 96 points ago +103 / -7

Agreed. If you threaten me immediately upon meeting me, that would be the end of our girls' friendship with each other. At least, for hanging out after school. You come across like a crazy person, and I'm not letting my child go to a crazy person's house.

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spelunking_librator 21 points ago +22 / -1

children can lie... better stay away from crazy

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Formerlurker92 16 points ago +17 / -1

It's resulted in the deaths of innocent men before, it will again

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CloakAndDagger 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yep, just like in The Hunt where Mads Mikkelsen plays the lead. I imagine many such events have happened. Killing a pedo is a ticket to the Hall of Fame, but always confirm your target really IS a pedo. You don't want to go to jail cause your kid heard about the Free Candy guy and decided to larp it out with you.

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Butt_expert 13 points ago +15 / -2

Plus that shit is EXACTLY LIKE GUN CONTROL insofar as you're yelling at and creeping out the good people while having zero effect on the bad ones. No fucking pedophile who tries to rape his kids friends is gonna change his ways and stop raping kids because one dad threatened him. Meanwhile, all the non-rapists you encounter are gonna think you're a fucking moron.

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Americanapplepie -6 points ago +1 / -7

Who gives a fuck? Not me. Fuck off.

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Butt_expert 4 points ago +5 / -1

You should start giving a fuck, that's how you grow and stop behaving like a child. Getting angry about it just leaves you continually being a child-like doofus who will never be a respected, productive member of society. All this started by talking about protecting your kids - so do something for them and examine yourself, admit when you've made a mistake, and learn from it. Your kids will have a better father to learn from and a better example to follow.

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GlobalUnity 3 points ago +4 / -1

You’re being retarded. You can’t just assume everyone is a pedophile. Maybe you’re just a pedophile who is coping and projecting hard because you molest your daughter! How’s that feel? You dummy! You’re demoted.

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worldowedexplanation 29 points ago +37 / -8

Go read the statistics of how many women are sexually abused before the age of 18 and wake the fuck up. This is EVERYWHERE.

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Americanapplepie 19 points ago +27 / -8

What the fuck is wrong with these ppl? Why are they so defensive about something that is clearly happening. Nothing should be unsaid about this issue, especially with parents. Nothing should be assumed or left as an unspoken rule. We just hit a big vein of retard in this salt mine, lemme tell ya. These are the types of ppl where something like the above situation would happen and then they’d wonder why. I didn’t know going the extra mile for protecting our children was such an unpopular opinion. Thanks for being sane fren.

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America1stAndOnly 8 points ago +8 / -0

Okay then, let's flip this around? So you think the person you're meeting is a pedophile. So you threaten to kill them if they harm your kid. And now that you've threatened them you're going to let your kid stay at their house?

You either trust the person, or you don't and if you're threatening them, you don't trust them.

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Americanapplepie -4 points ago +1 / -5

What’s wrong with not trusting someone you don’t really know that may or may not be responsible for your child? Hell, I don’t trust ppl I’ve known for years with certain things/situations. Keep it to yourself.

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Lion-Party-Rising 7 points ago +10 / -3

Nothing is wrong with these people; you're a psychopath.

Telling strangers that you're going to murder them upon first meeting them...

Good fucking lord man.

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Americanapplepie -11 points ago +2 / -13

Sure thing handshake. Get bent.

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spelunking_librator 11 points ago +13 / -2

women need reparations... all men bad

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America1stAndOnly 4 points ago +4 / -0

You want the real scary statistic? Look up how many women ARE sexually abusive.

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Serathis 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a pedo female teacher epidemic. And female corrections officers in juvie.

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Serathis 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean the 1 in 5 thing? That's bullshit.

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Huginn 23 points ago +33 / -10

Ehyep. I'd have about the same reaction. I also wouldn't want my kids hanging around the kids of a super insecure "macho" douchebag.

That behavior isn't strong or respectable.

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Americanapplepie -6 points ago +11 / -17

So let me ask you this. Do you think the man in the above post that has gotten many updoots just assumed that his daughter was safe? Do you think he might’ve wished he had done more to ensure his daughter was in good hands? Do you think that he wished he had done more to prevent what happened instead of what really happened? Y’all ppl that are too much into your egos and how I should handle my child’s safety is retarded. Fuck your feelings, it ain’t about you; it’s about the safety of my daughter. WAKE THE FUCK UP.

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HuggableBear 31 points ago +37 / -6

Let me ask you this: Do you think the molestor in the above situation though the dad would be okay with it?

Do you think the dad telling him not to molest his kid would have made him go "WHEW! Good thing you told me, I totally thought it was okay to molest your 6 year old. Thanks for the warning, man."

Everyone knows that shit is evil except literal retards. The evil people do it anyway.

If you came at me all macho and threaten me as if I'm a pedophile, that's the last time our families are going to interact because you are an absolute douchenozzle.

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QuickHands -2 points ago +3 / -5

I don't think you get it because you don't want to get it (also, you talk like a bitch. "douchenozzle" ?? Is this reddit or tumblr?)

When you make it clear if they touch your daughter you'll END them, it doesn't matter if they are or aren't a pedo. What matters is that in the rare chance they ARE even just a little "inappropriate" at times, they WILL NOT try that shit with YOUR daughter, because they know you're watching her like a hawk. So the possible-pedo MAY still try to be a perv with other girls but NOT YOURS!

Again, you dont get it because you don't want to get it. The proper response to such a statement is to say you'll cut the other guys dick off and stuff it down his throat if he touches your daughter. And then you both go the WuTang route of escalating ways you'd both kill each other....and then you have a laugh about how overprotective you BOTH are.

Anyone breaking off the friendships of their daughters I'll just assume is a rapist or is OK with rape. And I'll sleep just fine at night doing it.

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Americanapplepie -5 points ago +9 / -14

So by justifying that evil ppl will do it anyway, does that mean that we shouldn’t be vocal about it or make a stance that it will not be tolerated bc they’re just gonna do it anyway? And really, IDGAF if anyone thinks I’m a douche nozzle for how I protect my child.

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Huginn 4 points ago +5 / -1

Alright. Make a death threat to everyone you ever entrust your daughter's safety to and see where it lands you. Let me know how it turns out.

As I said before, it's not strong. It's not respectable. It doesn't make you a man. Nor does it do ANYTHING to protect your daughter. What it does do is make you look like an laughably insecure douche bag.

If you actually threatened me like that I'd giggle in your face. It's not about "my feelings." It's about not acting like an uncivilized moron.

That kind of behavior is what I would expect from an insecure teenage boy or from a middle-eastern refugee, not someone who is part of western civilization.

You know what will protect your kids? Good judgement. If the parents can be trusted, there is no need for threats. If there is a need for threats, don't let your kids stay the night. If that means ypur daughter only sleeps at home and no where else, so be it. It's not complicated.

Be less black.

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Lion-Party-Rising 5 points ago +6 / -1

Lol right?

Go up to every single one of his daughter's teachers at school (or better yet, find where they live and confront them there!) and tell them one by one that he'll fucking murder them.

Repeat this for every single man that might ever come into contact with his daughter.

See how long till he's in a fucking straight jacket.

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Americanapplepie -7 points ago +1 / -8

I’ll do as I please when it comes to the safety and well being of my daughter. Your words don’t mean shit to me.

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EpsteinCoroner 2 points ago +4 / -2

Dude you’re cringe as fuck saying uproot and shit. Doubt you even have a kid. You sound like a kid yourself.

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QuickHands -1 points ago +3 / -4
  • calls other people cringe
  • uses word cringe

Is this a joke?

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joycecaroloateswrote -4 points ago +4 / -8

Exactly, I can't believe how stupid and absolutely egocentric these comments are. Total idiots oblivious to the fact that some people still want to protect their children.

Their ego's and feelings come before children's safety I guess.

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Americanapplepie -4 points ago +5 / -9

Tbh, I think these ppl are shills, Lefties and pedo sympathizers. When it comes to my kid and my kid’s safety, I’ll do what it takes; their fee fees and egos be damned.

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20KAG20 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would casually bring up my love of guns and show pictures. Invite them to come shooting, let them know in a friendly way I can use a gun and am not scared to. Seems like a better option.

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Americanapplepie -3 points ago +2 / -5

Tact would definitely be applied and in a calm manner of discussion. But sternly and in all seriousness. It’s not something to be naive about just to save someone’s feelings over your child’s safety with something as prevalent and serious as abuse/molestation. I stand by my statement and make no apologies, especially when it comes to my kid.

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20KAG20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Course my friend. I agree with your stance all the way. There’s a lot of sick fucks out there. Protect your kids.

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Americanapplepie 2 points ago +14 / -12

Completely disagree. Nowadays you can never be too careful and clearly, those that don’t necessarily fit the “profile” are the most dangerous kind. I make no apologies for it and I stand by my statement. If you, as a parent, can’t handle that type of honesty and understand where I would be coming from, then that’s suspect and a red flag right off the bat. If it was such a “known rule”, why the fuck does it happen so much? GTFO.

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ActualAdult 10 points ago +12 / -2

If you as a father can't see that exposing your daughter to some fucked up testosterone overload paranoid that threatens people on first meeting them is a bad thing, then you need to move out and let her mother raise her.

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Americanapplepie -7 points ago +4 / -11

You assume that I’m gonna have that conversation in front of her, which is your first mistake. Your second mistake is that you assume it’s gonna be some arm flailing tirade when a discussion such as this would be more effective as calm yet serious. Your third mistake is that you think I give a fuck what you have to say.

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ActualAdult 6 points ago +8 / -2

You assume that I’m gonna have that conversation in front of her,

No, I did not. I would expect any father to immediately label you an unstable threat that needs keeping away from his daughter. I wouldn't condemn them for contacting CPS to assure that your own daughter was safe.

you assume it’s gonna be some arm flailing tirade

No, I don't. The entire message you're giving is wrong no matter how you give it.

you think I give a fuck what you have to say

I noticed you replied. I'm sorry I've made you look paranoid and silly.