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C_Taylor 22 points ago +22 / -0

You may be referring to a different case, but I think you have a key detail wrong. The father did not shoot and kill the ranch hand. He beat him to death with his bare hands.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/charges-texas-father-beat-death-daughters-molester/story%3fid=16612071

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current_horror 9 points ago +9 / -0

Holy shit, he beat a man to death with that man's own hands?!

(I can't stop picturing this now. Ambiguous sentences can be really funny.)

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Stop hitting yourself."

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GlobalUnity 2 points ago +2 / -0

So a suicide?

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concealedaces 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not gonna lie this made me burst out laughing. I love when sentences sound right in your head, but don't work in text form.

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SR-71A_Blackbird 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shooting is nice but beating a pedo to death provides a lot more satisfaction.

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Vino 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this story!