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current_horror 9 points ago +9 / -0

Holy shit, he beat a man to death with that man's own hands?!

(I can't stop picturing this now. Ambiguous sentences can be really funny.)

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Stop hitting yourself."

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GlobalUnity 2 points ago +2 / -0

So a suicide?

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concealedaces 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not gonna lie this made me burst out laughing. I love when sentences sound right in your head, but don't work in text form.