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QuickHands -1 points ago +1 / -2

You're assuming your strawman construction, your own verbatim hand-picked dialogue, is the only approach possible. Pure intellectual dishonesty. You aren't keeping it G real homie. You lucky I didn't have time 2 days ago but today i got time CUZ

Nobody is saying the guy will be all "Hi I'm greg" "Hi Greg, I'm jim and if you touch my daughter I'll KILL YOU", so don't clown yourself. You aren't a video game character so stop acting like one.

You make SURE the guy knows that YOU look through your daughters phone - ALL texts, ALL photos/videos, ALL apps - and if she doesn't like it, her lil 13 year old ass can pay for her own phone (good luck). And explain how you've tracked down and called parents of older classmates for inappropriately messaging his daughter and made it clear to them that won't be tolerated, and you'll go to the cops or school principal - "or do whatever else I have to" to make sure it stops.

Once you establish that even a "hey u want fuck" text won't go without drama, it's all downhill. The guy will get the point pretty fucking quickly without you needing to go all Bad Boys "mothafucka you look 30!" on him.

The entire fucking POINT of all this (since you seem to think it's all about a pissing contest) is that you make it clear your daughter is always being watched by you and she always has someone to look out for her. That's called being a strong parent - not some fat, bitch-titted stupid bitch of a soyfather that just assumes their 13 year old has a fully-developed brain and can make 150 IQ decisions on her own. Spoiler - SHE CAN'T! I mean look at you, You're a grown ass man and even YOU can't go 10 seconds without saying something stupid as fuck.