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posted ago by magayd45 ago by magayd45 +350 / -0

What's the most retarded shit you've heard from your brainwashed friends/family? I'll start: condescendingly "I'm more inclined to believe the WHO and the news over stuff you've found on the internet. I'm sure the whole world is involved in some GIANT conspiracy"

  • My faggot cunt step-father
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Testiclees 30 points ago +31 / -1

a friend of mine's stepfather tried to tell me that the reason Hillary destroyed all of her phones and tablets 4 yrs ago was that it was "the law" to do that before handing them over. i laughed so hard i almost fell out of my seat. I Just kept laughing in his face, he balled up his fist and almost swung at me! best laugh i've had in a long time

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dr_drumpf 15 points ago +16 / -1

That's the only reasonable response. You can't debate with insanity. Just laugh at their idiocy and mock their terrible ideas.

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magayd45 [S] 18 points ago +20 / -2

you should let her know that theres been 1800 vaccine deaths in the past 3 months compared to 900 in the previous 10 years (and thats from the cdc who would do everything in their power to not label something a vaccine death)

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lerm4comptroller 8 points ago +8 / -0

... The chickenpox vaccine wasn't invented until the 80's. It wasn't approved for use in the US until the mid 90's.

I don't think you can explain much to someone who is either just blatantly lying or has actually lost their mind.

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Ninki333 10 points ago +11 / -1

Tell her that the companies who make the vaccines are so concerned with the application of the vaccine that they have asked governments to make them exempt from any liability arising from their use. You cant sue them if it fucks you up.

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Pierre_Delectoes 7 points ago +7 / -0

To be fair, they've done that for every vaccine made in the last 50 years. If the government is willing to shield you from liability, any company would take that deal.

However, I absolutely agree with you. Taking an experimental drug with unknown risk profiles to increase your odds from a 10 in 10,000 to 1 in 10,000 chance of dying is retarded and its even more retarded when you have no meaningful recourse if you're injured by the vaccine.

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Abovethefray 5 points ago +5 / -0

Smart money is always on liberalism. Rots brain tissue apparently.

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americafirst1994 4 points ago +4 / -0

its mostly age i believe, ive seen my family become more comfortable with accepting mainstream media narratives than thinking critically or doing their own research. when they were younger they were the complete opposite rational thinking people. i cant vouch for the younger libtards though, thats just straight up brainwashing

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jtt888 23 points ago +24 / -1

Son-in-law when discussing Minneapolis riots.

Me: You know they've been run by Democrats for over 50 years. So if there were systemic racism in the police and in Minneapolis it would be their fault. Maybe they should vote differently and let the other guys try.

Him: But we have to give them a chance to fix things.

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americafirst1994 5 points ago +6 / -1

your letting this faggot fuck your daughter?

hahahha im sorry i just couldnt resist

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jtt888 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know the sad thing is, normies can be so normal in much of life, but in some respects regarding society there's like this blind spot.

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ShitpostHunterD 3 points ago +3 / -0

If some leftist faggot got my daughter pregnant, I'd snap his neck and punch her in the stomach.

-just dad things.

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Youvebeenliedto 9 points ago +9 / -0

God damn what a nightmare.

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

sad to hear, hope the reaction goes away and the cataracts can be worked on with lazer eye surgery.

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ILikeMyBlueCar 18 points ago +19 / -1

“It won’t be longer than 2 weeks.” “The government won’t let small businesses die!” “You’re crazy to think we’d need anything like papers to get around!” “The vaccine is the only way we go back to normal.”

-My retarded half brother who’s a career debt increaser, more commonly known as a perpetual student. Mom loves him, dad would have culled the herd after the second college switch.

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ILikeMyBlueCar 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see what you’re saying. It wouldn’t surprise me if he thinks that the Jew roundup in Nazi Germany was instigated overnight and that the entire populous just went along with it for no reason. I’ve tried taking potato steps with him to drag the frog in the pot analogy over to examples of our real slow boil and it’s like his brain refuses to make the connection. A big red warning sign comes up in his head and it’s back to the usual bullshit SJW garbage that he vehemently worships.

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NutBuster69 0 points ago +4 / -4

Yeah, for like, no reason at all!! am I right guise???

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 15 points ago +16 / -1

There's no flu because everyone is wearing masks. Two breaths later, Corona is running rampant because no one is wearing masks. --My retarded sister.

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aoneleggedduck 2 points ago +2 / -0

amazing how just the right proportion of mask-wearing is going on that it managed to stop so many other ailments dead in their tracks, but wasn't quiiiite enough to stop covid. rofl.

These people will never take their masks off. Ever. They will see it as continually necessary.

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GoDownSwinging 14 points ago +16 / -2

You need a stronger pimp hand for your credulous cuck-father. It would feel cathartic but may not be worth the jail and hearing etc. You gotta weigh that one out lol!

In my case I was visiting family recently (at my sisters house) and my mom pops off about Trump (she is a bar-fly living on "disability" mind you) and I just turned to my kids and explained in detail how grandma is selling them out into debt slavery so she can get an extra $20 a month in gibs. The kids were like, "how come you would do that Grandma?" She just went on a cussing tirade and then my sister kicked her out of the house.

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magayd45 [S] 10 points ago +12 / -2

i'm just biting my tongue for now. if he drops dead after the vaccine it won't hurt me financially put it that way

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Shaffro 14 points ago +15 / -1

DIL son said Trump would round up gays and put them in concentration camps. He lives in Seattle so......Serious brainwashing.

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TexasPiper 11 points ago +12 / -1

“There is no proof”

Re: Biden corruption, Election fraud and wuflu conspiracy

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TwelveMoreYears 7 points ago +8 / -1

"I'm still on the fence about getting the vaccine."

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Miracle_on_Ice 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean, just about everything they say is retarded.

But here is a gem. I was doing "equity" training at work, you know, in the vein of usual woke Critical Race Theory religion stuff, just not as terrible as some of the stuff that has come out in recent months from corporate whistleblowers. Anyways, we were talking about racial bias, and this woke white guy was explaining how he lived across the street from a project and sometimes he'll see black people throw litter on the floor.

So, he says that he thinks is wrong to throw litter on the floor and has a lower opinion when someone does it. But, in the context of our equity training, he sees that his thoughts are wrong and racist. Because, get this, these black people may not have been taught about throwing litter away in a garbage can based on how they were raised and littering may be culturally acceptable and he shouldn't judge.

I'm just thinking, like, dude, sounds a lot more racist to view black people as just people who will litter and that these people have no personal agency in the matter. Lol wat.

Just typing it out makes it sound like some master troll, but no, this dude was some woke white guy. He actually was the co-planner of the training. Dumb shit. And I was wondering what the black people in the room were thinking at that moment. Of course all the other white liberals were rapidly shaking their heads in agreement as part of the ideological masturbation I was unfortunate enough to behold.

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redditadminssuckit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ask the Menendez brothers for some advice on how to deal with it

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HunterBidensPC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine someone living in communist China and saying “I believe the CCP news network over the iNtErNeT”

Yeah that’s how propaganda works, retard

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americafirst1994 3 points ago +3 / -0

i thought you got destroyed?

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HunterBidensPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah they gave me back to Hunter and just said that lol

You should see the shit he recorded on me last week!

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dart832 4 points ago +4 / -0

My coworker told me she wouldn't go to the symphony because she was worried someone would blow through their tuba and spread covid to everyone there. No. Joke.

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peterstrzoked 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn’t realize anyone needed an excuse to not go to the symphony.

I won’t go to a symphony because I would rather eat paint chips out of a toilet bowl.

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BarrysCellM8 3 points ago +5 / -2

"I bet you still beleive in the WMD's in Iraq"

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NoJoeBribem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Basically heard that from my brother-in-law - "right, you can believe everything you see on the internet". Still thinks gas prices are on their way down, since the spike was caused by the snow in Texas. He knew nothing about CHAZ like a month after it started. And forget about election fraud - can't even mention it ! I can sleep at night though - I did tell him the truth is out there, you just need to look for it.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 1 point ago +1 / -0

I usually tell people, sorry I don't go to that church. We were supposed to trust the science, and you have none.

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jumpy2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

My libtard sister said the same thing to me. Only news they follow is NPR and CNN with a side of Rachel Maddow!

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americafirst1994 1 point ago +1 / -0

damn, that sucks dude, i know your moms boyfriend hates him too

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Briben 1 point ago +1 / -0

Start him off with video evidence debunking one obvious lie he believes and heard on mainstream news. Then you can ease him into the idea that the “media” is not there to inform him.

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fdagasfd 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he's inclined to believe the WHO does he believe them when they say lockdowns don't work? Or does he pick and choose when he believes them?

What about how they lied to 0bama about H1N1? Or is that not important for some reason?

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magayd45 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahaha stop making sense! you know it doesn't work with these people

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fdagasfd 1 point ago +1 / -0

When arguing with my libtard dad about Trayvon Martin while rattling off the forensic science and how it all contradicts the media narratives: "But can't you imagine how he felt?"

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MAGALOVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had a friend who got Covid in July 2020.

He got the fucking mRNA manipulating "vaccine" shot 2 weeks ago.

There is no reason or logic to that at all.

DUMBEST. FUCK. EVER.

That is why I said that I "had" a friend. I am not friends with idiot sheep.

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Assault-Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. This post had me thinking, and what I realized is that I haven't talked to most of my family in months. Probably since the "election". I've talked to my dad because he's pretty based, despite being a Fox News disciple, but that's about it.

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Siteless_Vagrant 0 points ago +1 / -1

Guess he's never heard of Santa Claus.