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redditadminssuckit 26 points ago +26 / -0

"What about all the purple ligature marks around his neck?"

" The bacon must have wrapped around his neck by accident"

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GODwins76 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Prision Breakfast was a bad dude, he ripped the bacon out of the wall and wrapped it around his neck."