Pedes, DO NOT accept this as normal, as sexy or even as fuckable on the proverbial desert island. You'd be safer and better off trapping a Komodo Dragon and fucking it's butthole than climbing up on this nasty shit.
Bitches today are literally FLOUTING their FUPAS
in clothing ads, media and all sorts of things, and EXPECTING normal men to accept this shit as sexy, arousing and fuckable. Do not be deceived! This condition is FAR beyond the typical "Plus-Size" [a legitimate term which has been systematically ruined and adulterated since the 80's] BB-Dub-Yas, and the chubby chasers.
Fucking a chic with a substantial FUPA can be a dangerous life ending task, and even most adrenalin junkie Wing Suit Fliers refuse to fuck them because of the severe dangers involved, and they puss out. No shame on them.
No, trying to fuck this shit can get you killed quicker than a shoddy Chinese coal mine collapsing in the 1800's.
You have been warned motherfuckers. You struttin around in Walmark and smell some electrical or rubber burning scent? - You can be assured it's one of these FUPA hogs burning up the electric motor on one of the Walmark carts intended for use by the elderly and disabled, tryna haul their fat asses around the donut isle.
If they don't commandeer a cart, you can easily spot them by their "FUPA-Lean" as they traverse the store...as they have to bend backwards so fucking far to counter the weight of their huge FUPA's that they almost seem to be defying gravity or are a part of a fucking David Copperfield magic show with hidden wires.
Some advice to you nasty motherfuckers who actually fuck this shit....if you MUST fuck one of these beasts, be sure to fortify that FUPA with pressure-treated 6x6's, rebar and some cement blocks. Also, make sure you contact a buddy before-hand and let him know exactly where you will be and when you plan to return after fucking this hog.
Even better, before going in to fuck this beast - have one of your buddies loop your ankles with cable attached to their Warn Winch on their Diesel Dodge Ram in the driveway and be ready to winch you outta that shit should things go south and you start shouting the Safe Word.
Pedes, DO NOT accept this as normal, as sexy or even as fuckable on the proverbial desert island. You'd be safer and better off trapping a Komodo Dragon and fucking it's butthole than climbing up on this nasty shit.
Bitches today are literally FLOUTING their FUPAS in clothing ads, media and all sorts of things, and EXPECTING normal men to accept this shit as sexy, arousing and fuckable. Do not be deceived! This condition is FAR beyond the typical "Plus-Size" [a legitimate term which has been systematically ruined and adulterated since the 80's] BB-Dub-Yas, and the chubby chasers.
Fucking a chic with a substantial FUPA can be a dangerous life ending task, and even most adrenalin junkie Wing Suit Fliers refuse to fuck them because of the severe dangers involved, and they puss out. No shame on them.
No, trying to fuck this shit can get you killed quicker than a shoddy Chinese coal mine collapsing in the 1800's.
You have been warned motherfuckers. You struttin around in Walmark and smell some electrical or rubber burning scent? - You can be assured it's one of these FUPA hogs burning up the electric motor on one of the Walmark carts intended for use by the elderly and disabled, tryna haul their fat asses around the donut isle.
If they don't commandeer a cart, you can easily spot them by their "FUPA-Lean" as they traverse the store...as they have to bend backwards so fucking far to counter the weight of their huge FUPA's that they almost seem to be defying gravity or are a part of a fucking David Copperfield magic show with hidden wires.
Some advice to you nasty motherfuckers who actually fuck this shit....if you MUST fuck one of these beasts, be sure to fortify that FUPA with pressure-treated 6x6's, rebar and some cement blocks. Also, make sure you contact a buddy before-hand and let him know exactly where you will be and when you plan to return after fucking this hog.
Even better, before going in to fuck this beast - have one of your buddies loop your ankles with cable attached to their Warn Winch on their Diesel Dodge Ram in the driveway and be ready to winch you outta that shit should things go south and you start shouting the Safe Word.
You have a way with words, you should write a book.