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ShyRipley 171 points ago +171 / -0

The more you resist mom coming in to check your room, the more probable it is that you are guilty of having some pot stashed in a drawer.

Yeah, The Big Lie and dragging out QAnon tells me these people are fearful and gnashing their teeth for a reason.

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NPC11011110000 65 points ago +67 / -2

Or a closet full of crispy socks.

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Coolgenner 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mine was a nasty tshirt.

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DeplorableCentipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not just use toilet paper?