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ShyRipley 171 points ago +171 / -0

The more you resist mom coming in to check your room, the more probable it is that you are guilty of having some pot stashed in a drawer.

Yeah, The Big Lie and dragging out QAnon tells me these people are fearful and gnashing their teeth for a reason.

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NPC11011110000 65 points ago +67 / -2

Or a closet full of crispy socks.

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TonsOfSalt 48 points ago +53 / -5

I never understood jerking off into a sock. Shit's retarded.