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KidDynomite 21 points ago +21 / -0

Only works if your relative is a jogging enthusiast. If he is a cracker, the city will send you a five digit bill for services.

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Gwoz8881 9 points ago +9 / -0

It makes zero sense why the city rushed out to pay that family the exorbitant amount of money. Money that us, as a tax payer, gave them with that bullshit β€œstimulus” bill from the other week. Makes me angry

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SophiesBoyfriend 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some Blacks are united in their anti-white hatred. It is a political superpower.

Whites are too busy working and raising their family

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20KAG20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolutely fucking ridiculous. Absolutely.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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FuckGovernment 5 points ago +5 / -0

You swallow an 8ball of fentanyl

I'll let you put a knee on my neck.

Let's see who dies first.

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DefKon1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait....that gives me an idea!πŸ€”πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ. Uncle Bob! Come on over, I have a new recipe you can try....

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Pepesforfreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is your relative black? Then forget it.

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20KAG20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cant I just say I’m black?

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Wood_Shampoo1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guaranteed his family would pick $27 mil over druggy Floyd every time

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Win/Win. The family gets rid of a criminal addict who was making their life hell - AND they get a Mega-Lottery sized payout.

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SophiesBoyfriend 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sent my drunken uncle to the store for cigarettes 20 times since I heard about this payout.

No luck so far.

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

HE wuz kang?

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TRUMPDADDY50 1 point ago +1 / -0

For $27mil. I'll sell you all my family regardless. Hell for my asshole uncle I'll take $2.70. Canadian dollars. In payments.

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IWI9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

If your relative is a D grade pornstar, your odds will greatly improve!

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Eventides 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didndu nuffin. I wants my mama

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brinecat 1 point ago +1 / -0

i wouldn’t want to be related to you then, lol

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok this pic settles things. That is Steven Jackson and this was a psyop.

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DudeNoOne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guessing you’re black

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mrxforsenate19909902 1 point ago +1 / -0

look at that kneeeeee growwwwww

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AssPhixEAtion627 1 point ago +1 / -0

They also got a cool 20 million from some other sources. Gofund account i think? Either way all the money in the world cant bring that turd back from where he was flushed from and no amount of money can buy class/MAGA type attitude

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muppeton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even Pewdiepie did a fundraising stream for this guy. I immediately unsubbed after that.

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nickybops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

the problem is that if your relative is white, what they will give you is a lawsuit of 27 million dollars

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bluedevilga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, I will help you "invest" it in some new ideas I can pretend to have about shooting oil through the atmosphere with a really big hose and a really strong bucket 1000 miles away. It avoids pipelines and trains. It won't work.

My salary to fail will only be 26.9 million per year.

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Wrexxis780 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make sure they are the right skin color first.