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Beltfed 16 points ago +16 / -0

Why do all the coke delivery trucks have flat tires?

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wholeonions 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nothing to do with "values". Coca-Cola wants to continue selling it's dirty sugar water in China, so they kowtow to the CCP. Americans are consuming less soda every year, so Coke says "Fuck'em. China #1!"

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USA1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeeyee.

Also theyll flip on them once the CCP creates New Coke and tells them to fuck off and executes everyone.

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MAGAsJustBegun 3 points ago +3 / -0

They know it's wrong. This is WAR!

They are seeking to destroy us through foreign adversaries controlling them.

A bunch of sellouts. What America needs more than anything is to go around prosecuting thousands for treason, and hang them all like they did to the Nazis!

We need to loosen up the term of treason and go at them. Burn the flag? Should be treason. How can we trust someone burning our flag to protect America when she needs it?

We cant. If this were 200 years ago, someone would get fucked up beyond belief for this crap.

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Dimedog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't buy coke products

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CahalTheMad 2 points ago +2 / -0

But it's a helluva drug!

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Greenhills 2 points ago +2 / -0

And don’t forget, pack those tax breaks from the people in your land rovers.

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pookiee68 2 points ago +2 / -0

Confederate Colonel John Pemberton, wounded in the American Civil War and addicted to morphine, this is the asshole that invented Coke. He sounds like George Floyd's grandpa.

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HEXEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coke can suck my dick.

Nastiest fucking garbage soda ever created.

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BingoDeLingo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truly shameful indeed; henceforth the Coca Cola CEO shall be known as Turd Ferguson.

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pookiee68 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will never buy another God Dam Coca Cola product as long as I live.

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sanmannight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Already swapped to RC Cola. Hopefully they are based

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FTR22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Coke must think they are too big and people won't switch to pepsi. Well, a lot of people will now be trying pepsi and are going to like it. Really don't have too many alternatives unless you go generic, like geocery store brand.

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Sf_2468 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or you could just stop drinking soda.