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TheOne1 17 points ago +17 / -0

My sources tell me that CNN is Asshoe!

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OGpsywar 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Globos have a fat dread of Matt Gaetz to be trying to take him down when it's not even an election cycle.

He'd be a strong Pres or VP nod for the 2024 or 2028 and they fvcking fear it.

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MarchEast 14 points ago +14 / -0

In other news, Bath House Barry sucked 27 dicks in one night in Chicago. Sources are confirming it was powerful and brave.

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brassmule 5 points ago +5 / -0

My sources who are familiar with his thinkingsucking indicate that it was actually 37 dicks.

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago +5 / -0

In a row?

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MindingPsNQs 1 point ago +1 / -0

All at once would be especially noteworthy.

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MarchEast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make it a whole bag of dicks. I heard it was 30 gallon trash bag.

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starsabove 13 points ago +13 / -0

Seriously. In the current political climate, he'd have to be completely retarded to show nude photos of women around to members of Congress. Gaetz isn't a fool. Its a coordinated smear campaign to get him to back down, committees striped, resign, or cut his support.

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IHeartMyDoggy 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re going to go after anyone that supported Trump

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MrStep 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember when Poland attacked the German border post and started WWII? I can't remember if that was before or after Gaetz did this, it gets hard to keep track of the press "truths".

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Nezmith 9 points ago +9 / -0

When the deep state makes a fuss over pedos you know it's fake shit

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fdagasfd 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's very sly.

"We should be very clear from the top this is a separate issue than the DOJ investigation"

So Matt Gaetz maybe showed pictures of women he slept with to his colleagues, according to CNN's anonymous sources, but they are NOT alleging that this is the purported 17 year old that he was supposedly traveling with.

Just unsourced character assassination with no evidence. I'm convinced: Matt Gaetz did nothing wrong.

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Jackietreehorn 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's called a wrap-up smear. Piglosi has explained it before

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Siteless_Vagrant [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's LITERALLY her only trick.

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Pederella 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's called the wrap smear."-Nanshi Pigloshi

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Stolen 2 points ago +2 / -0

After Fang Fang pulled the strap-on out, she immediately gave Eric Swalwell the Dirty Sanchez

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

"According to zero sources, X" - CNN

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FredKnessl 2 points ago +2 / -0

What this (completely made-up article with ZERO REAL SOURCES!) does is give the other "News Sources" something to Quote in their "Articles.
This will serve to propagate and widen the original "Article".

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Siteless_Vagrant [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. A lot of 'em like to quote NYT. And fucking libtards act like there's a law or something that says the news HAS to tell the truth.

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Ronpaulblican2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus this makes me like him more!

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

You suck your mommas dick with that lying mouth, CNN?

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bigmikesballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL!! CNN citing “sources” again.

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here2red 2 points ago +2 / -0

"naked young woman in a hula hoop"

Someone at CNN has been watching too much porn

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pray_for_kekistan 1 point ago +2 / -1

i always share nudies with the lads lol who cares.

Especially the older boomers who can only fantasize about getting something like that they really appreciate it.