The bitch has the mass of a dying neutron star. Tattooing that heffer's arm must be like painting a fucking mural due to the surface area.
That bitch is fucking MASSIVE, yet has tiny little sausage fingers and a small fucking head for her frame. That's how you know it's not natural or normal to be that huge. Her body has inflated to levels that, 80 years ago, would earn her a spot in the fucking circus.
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I just can't get over what a joke our culture has become. I never would have thought I would see such a ridiculous cover on a magazine, almost everything is a huge slap in the face. That fucking whale is even more huge than I thought and it's obvious the evil fucks running this shitshow are laughing as they push this propaganda. Even guys that like girls a bit more curvy would balk at this monstrosity.
Nah, I used to know a body builder who only fucked land whales 🤷♂️ We would give him major shit for it 1st formation on Mondays about how she shook the barracks leaving at 2am, next weekend he would bring some new specimen and the jokes would come again Monday about how he was going to break his bed and result in an Article 15 for abuse of government property.
Hahaha. Either he had very weird tastes (or was Middle Eastern or Pacific Islander lol), or he was secretly insecure around women. I knew a guy like the latter, good looking, good dress sense but he'd bang landwhales and brag about how much he was getting laid since he was too afraid to approach slim women and try his luck with them.
It was not speculation either, several times he would comment on how good looking he found a slim woman then balk at the idea of actually talking to her.
Personally, I'm a firm believer of putting in what you want to get out, I work out most days so I want a woman that's fit. That said, being a little overweight temporarily doesn't bother me since it can happen your weight goes out of whack from illness or where your situation changes and you need to rework your schedule, but if I only had obese women to choose from I'd stay single and observe from a safe distance, ie through the glass at the aquarium.
Knew a dude that would only go after 35-45 year old women. Almost all of them were recently divorced. Weird thing is he dated 3 women in a row that had autistic kids.
I pointed it out to him and he got pissed.
Either some weird complex cuz his mom didn't love him or just had no self-respect and wouldn't go after girls his own age.
But I don't want to be a fat cheating cunt with a weak cuck husband who has such low testosterone he needs to contract out his husbandly duties.
I don't want to have to lift my stomach flap to find my vagina or use a sponge on a stick to wipe my fat arse or have upper arms the size of toddlers or have to get someone to clean my folds or tie my shoes =(
How the hell will them titles and that body type give any daughter/young woman confidence or woman power to do better for themselves? This is one thing I fear most when I have a daughter.. And no I don't care that they put a plus size model on the cover but with those titles its kinda demeaning in my eyes
Don't let your daughters read "women's magazines" ;) "Women's magazines" are full of articles by ditzy broads for ditzy broads and are, like much of the rest of media, not reality based. Seriously, if I wanted to know "10 different ways to please a man in bed" I wouldn't ask a woman...just go straight to the primary source...a man; specifically, my husband (which means little girls should not be reading such shit for 2 very apparent reasons).
And Tess isn't a plus sized model: she's like 5'2" -- the industry standard calls for 5'8" and above. She's basically fashion industry clickbait/wokeness points.
C'mon down and get yourself a good ol helping of Bobs Bucket of Gravy! It's good for dipping whatever the hell you want in there! Chicken wings? Dip it, The whole chicken? Dip it! Hamhock! Oh, you better believe that'll get dipped.
Bob's Buckets O' Gravy. Like we say, "Cmon fatty, let's stop lying to ourselves!"
She's not a model; she can't walk. Bully away -- that woman is a bane to people trying to be healthy -- I'd call her "planetary size"; she's got her own gravity field.
Also fun to see these females and article says they are a 14/16. Perhaps if you use motor oil or grease to get them into that size. Try more like a 30/32.
I am a woman. Way back when I was 15, I wrote to Cosmo mag and asked why all they talked about was sex. Their response letter said I was too immature for their mag. They obviously have only gotten worse in the last thirty+ years. 🙄
I love tattoos and have zero problem with them but I actually see this shit a lot. Add, add, add, to try and deflect from you’re insecurities. Pink hair, multiple face piercings, obnoxious clothing with bold words. This is the norm with a lot of people who try and take attention away from how they don’t take care of themselves. Not everyone, but a lot of them do this. You ain’t hiding shit...
All you do is just make it even more apparent that you are a gross tub of Lard with a low IQ. Tattoos almost always detract, rather than enhance. Also, dont forget the ear gauges, gotta have a giant flop of ear lobe down to the shoulders.
Look, I get why some people are fat. They make bad choices, eat horrible food, some even are on medication that makes them gain a lot of weight. I don't make fun of them. That's their business. But stop trying to tell us this is good or attractive.
Also, as one ages the skin loses elasticity (hence older folk having saggy skin & wrinkles.) If you've ever noticed elderly folk with dangly papery-thin skin on their arms- that is the future of tattoos, should the tattoo-ee live that long.
She'd lose her niche. Her fat female followers would hate her if she got skinny and they didnt', her chubby-chaser simps would lose interest and move to the next landwhale in a dress, her modelling contracts for plus sized clothes wouldn't hire her, and she's not pretty enough to be a non-plus-sized-model.
fucking landwhales, fucking useless slob, walking diabetes, can't even even hang herself cause she'll probably break the rope probably has to use an anchor.
And you know this is air brushed to remove cellulite and everything else. This woman is soo fat her fucking knee's have rolls. Looks like her legs want to snap in half. These people just prove that we had society already soo figured out, the only changes these morons could make is to go backwards off a cliff.
The funny thing is she's still heavily photoshopped perpetuating an unrealistic body image. No one that size has smooth cellulite free fat and a general complexion that nice.
As a woman, I am throughly disgusted with how women have allowed themselves to be devalued by themselves and to devalue other women. Went from being classy to trashy and calling it "empowerment". 🙄 Nothing empowering about it, at all.
>I don't rip on her because she's morbidly obese, I rip on her because she has a repugnant condescending personality (and is delusional about being "Healthy At Any Size," I've seen video of a whole group of normal-sized models trying to help her up from the floor.) It is quite irresponsible on her part to encourage/fetishize obesity, as this is bad for the health of the impressionable people who read this propaganda and may choose to waddle in her footsteps.
If I am not mistaken, last year she divorced her husband and now lives with some nonbinary fucking thing and raising her kid gender neutral. Once these idiots hit 40, your going to see them start dropping like flies. .
Holy. Shit.
The bitch has the mass of a dying neutron star. Tattooing that heffer's arm must be like painting a fucking mural due to the surface area.
That bitch is fucking MASSIVE, yet has tiny little sausage fingers and a small fucking head for her frame. That's how you know it's not natural or normal to be that huge. Her body has inflated to levels that, 80 years ago, would earn her a spot in the fucking circus.
Speaking of which.. Anyone noticed that circus freaks are now being trotted around as if it was normal?
The fat lady - Obese women with no self-control.
The bearded lady - trannies
The real life wooden boy - Dr. Fauci
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Honkler, holy shit that's hilarious
Bread and circuses
I’d prefer the Roman version
Bread and Big Macs for this hellamegafat.
Damn I was hoping for Guantanamera from Wyclef
“Clown world.”
I FINALLY FUCKIN GOT IT!
And the real dead wood boy is Fentanyl "Wood Chest" Floyd
Earth got a pretty decent high wh
Those poor og circus freaks must be out of jobs lol.
Hah, no. The side show is now under the main tent, and those freaks are the ringleaders in Washington. Honk honk
DEY TUK UR JAURWBS!!
Accepting your unhealthy body is good!
Don’t forget all the clowns.
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What I find amazing. There's a normal size skeleton in there somewhere!
I'd like to think she had to do the wolverine adamantite skeletal coating to support all that cottage cheese.
*adamantium
lmao - so you're not a 'feeder' then ?
Interdasting choice of phrase.
Definitely a Super something!
Kek!
I just can't get over what a joke our culture has become. I never would have thought I would see such a ridiculous cover on a magazine, almost everything is a huge slap in the face. That fucking whale is even more huge than I thought and it's obvious the evil fucks running this shitshow are laughing as they push this propaganda. Even guys that like girls a bit more curvy would balk at this monstrosity.
Nah, I used to know a body builder who only fucked land whales 🤷♂️ We would give him major shit for it 1st formation on Mondays about how she shook the barracks leaving at 2am, next weekend he would bring some new specimen and the jokes would come again Monday about how he was going to break his bed and result in an Article 15 for abuse of government property.
Hahaha. Either he had very weird tastes (or was Middle Eastern or Pacific Islander lol), or he was secretly insecure around women. I knew a guy like the latter, good looking, good dress sense but he'd bang landwhales and brag about how much he was getting laid since he was too afraid to approach slim women and try his luck with them.
It was not speculation either, several times he would comment on how good looking he found a slim woman then balk at the idea of actually talking to her.
Personally, I'm a firm believer of putting in what you want to get out, I work out most days so I want a woman that's fit. That said, being a little overweight temporarily doesn't bother me since it can happen your weight goes out of whack from illness or where your situation changes and you need to rework your schedule, but if I only had obese women to choose from I'd stay single and observe from a safe distance, ie through the glass at the aquarium.
Knew a dude that would only go after 35-45 year old women. Almost all of them were recently divorced. Weird thing is he dated 3 women in a row that had autistic kids.
I pointed it out to him and he got pissed.
Either some weird complex cuz his mom didn't love him or just had no self-respect and wouldn't go after girls his own age.
Wounded bird syndrome. Only wants to date a person he can be a savior to
Supermodels used to be aspirational. Now they just take anyone off their scooter in Walmart...
There was a period when anorexic models were promoted. They want the destruction of civilization, no matter how.
Ugh, yeah the 'heroin chic'
Lol
Now they’re perspirational.
Work up a huge sweat sluggin down all those Denny’s Grand Slams...
Have you read 1984 lately?
If not, read it again.
It predicted everything the left is doing.
It's a mighty fine handbook for them
It's Cosmo magazine... it's always been like that. They're only finally aknowledging what their readers always looked like.
Truth in advertising!
Good, it’s time we put away this nonsense and focus on family, life and building our independence again.
But I don't want to be a fat cheating cunt with a weak cuck husband who has such low testosterone he needs to contract out his husbandly duties.
I don't want to have to lift my stomach flap to find my vagina or use a sponge on a stick to wipe my fat arse or have upper arms the size of toddlers or have to get someone to clean my folds or tie my shoes =(
OMG I'm so NOT fashionable!
Gain 100 pounds, dork! /s
I wash myself with a rag on a stick!
https://youtu.be/tc7QGFX1Cgw
She is in shape. . . . a circle.
boom tish
Didn't realize a burst can of biscuits was a shape.
Shhh
It might be hungry
It does prove that the swimsuit maker used high quality materials. 😅
Those seams are doing some serious work!
Whomever trowels her into that had better wear eye protection.
If it lets go...
Barely under the Safe Working Load...
Tess Holliday is a fucking slob.
Is success an illness?
Is success whyte soopremacee?
This is the most outrageous line on the cover to me. Whatever entity is pushing this shit wants our culture and society to kill itself.
Chy-Na
Say it with me
Trump pursed lips macro
That bothered me more than the rest of it.
Everything these people do seems to incentivize mediocrity.
YES! But morbid obesity is not.
Welcome to 🤡🌎
She has over two million followers on Instagram and makes bank for posting photos of herself.
It boggles my mind what is happening in our society.
Two words: mental illness
And I am sad to now know it exists.
Clown World never fails to disappoint.
Cosmo is perhaps the worst social commentary Magazine in America... they have been doing 'CLICK BAIT' headlines since the Mag was started....
if not for being placed at 'Checkout' locations in grocery stores - It would have failed decades ago.
Teen Vogue has entered the chat
Correct. Who actually reads that mag? If you ever meet someone that has a legitimate subscription to this you know they're fucked up.
If she is so beautiful, why do they have to scream in defiance that you must find her so?
If the virus is so deadly, why do they have to scream nonstop propaganda to remind people that it exists?
Scientists have discovered the Hamplanet, home of the landwhales.
More like ham galaxy in this case.
In this case, they had to zoom out to see it.
Imagine the smell.
BAN THIS ASSHOLE!
You prick. lol
Sour milk and farts.
Under the flaps. ack
Fish and farts. Like an otter.
So gross bro
Exactly.
Yes the continual break down of the nuclear family on both fronts.
Buzz, your girlfriend. Roof.
Yesterday: The Tramp Stamp.
Today: The Sleeve.
If a girl has a sleeve 100% she's cheating lol
Tomorrow: The Wizards Sleeve
How the hell will them titles and that body type give any daughter/young woman confidence or woman power to do better for themselves? This is one thing I fear most when I have a daughter.. And no I don't care that they put a plus size model on the cover but with those titles its kinda demeaning in my eyes
"Plus size model" is an inaccurate description, I would think something like "Jupiter sized hog barge" would be better.
Special updoot for "hog barge" =)
Agreed!
I bet she has her own orbit, like peter griffin.
A Saturn-like belt of crumbs
Don't let your daughters read "women's magazines" ;) "Women's magazines" are full of articles by ditzy broads for ditzy broads and are, like much of the rest of media, not reality based. Seriously, if I wanted to know "10 different ways to please a man in bed" I wouldn't ask a woman...just go straight to the primary source...a man; specifically, my husband (which means little girls should not be reading such shit for 2 very apparent reasons).
And Tess isn't a plus sized model: she's like 5'2" -- the industry standard calls for 5'8" and above. She's basically fashion industry clickbait/wokeness points.
She’d make the perfect spokeswoman for my new product, Bob’s Bucket O’ Gravy.
C'mon down and get yourself a good ol helping of Bobs Bucket of Gravy! It's good for dipping whatever the hell you want in there! Chicken wings? Dip it, The whole chicken? Dip it! Hamhock! Oh, you better believe that'll get dipped.
Bob's Buckets O' Gravy. Like we say, "Cmon fatty, let's stop lying to ourselves!"
I'm crying 😂 well done sir
Bad marketing campaigns is my favorite bit.
Like a Rick & Morty bit 😂
Outstanding marketing! That could be my first radio ad.
Would she qualify as a “super plus sized model” or is that considered bullying?
She's not a model; she can't walk. Bully away -- that woman is a bane to people trying to be healthy -- I'd call her "planetary size"; she's got her own gravity field.
Tess Holliday identifies as Jupiter and her beta husband identifies as her satellite in that case 😂
New meaning to "Supermodel"
Hellamodel
Supertankermodel.
“Model” like “make and model”.
Wonder if you marry her if you can fully depreciate her in the first year on your taxes?
“Plus size model” used to refer to size 14/16, since the camera always adds 10lbs. Now they’re just morbidly obese models.
It's either skin & bones or landwhale.
Also fun to see these females and article says they are a 14/16. Perhaps if you use motor oil or grease to get them into that size. Try more like a 30/32.
Do better, comrade?
She sexually identities as a slab of ham.
Pig/ pork
I am a woman. Way back when I was 15, I wrote to Cosmo mag and asked why all they talked about was sex. Their response letter said I was too immature for their mag. They obviously have only gotten worse in the last thirty+ years. 🙄
Oh, this one isn't as laughable as the mag that ran an article on her workout routine.
Yeah, uh huh, sure -- I'm going to take fitness tips from a gal who weighs as much as a small pony.
1,000 1/4-pound reps LMFAO
This cover is a masterclass in newspeak.
I love tattoos and have zero problem with them but I actually see this shit a lot. Add, add, add, to try and deflect from you’re insecurities. Pink hair, multiple face piercings, obnoxious clothing with bold words. This is the norm with a lot of people who try and take attention away from how they don’t take care of themselves. Not everyone, but a lot of them do this. You ain’t hiding shit...
All you do is just make it even more apparent that you are a gross tub of Lard with a low IQ. Tattoos almost always detract, rather than enhance. Also, dont forget the ear gauges, gotta have a giant flop of ear lobe down to the shoulders.
I haven’t read one of these magazines in probably 15 years. They used to pass the time at the salon. You couldn’t pay me to pick one of these up now.
Those knees are the only thing bearing more a burden than Trump did
Ladypede here too, trying not to barf.
I haven't purchased one of these magazines in over 20 years...I don't even look at them at the doctor's office. Repulsive.
Look, I get why some people are fat. They make bad choices, eat horrible food, some even are on medication that makes them gain a lot of weight. I don't make fun of them. That's their business. But stop trying to tell us this is good or attractive.
If you add morbid obesity to histrionic self-promotion, it actually doesn't get hotter.
True story.
And she can never lose the weight now or flabby loose skin tattoos everywhere.
She would however, have a handy built-in decorated tent to pull over herself if caught in bad weather!
they don't just shrink to a smaller size like a deflated balloon?
LOL!!! No. Once someone has gained that much weight and kept it for years, the skin doesn't come back to normal.
Also, as one ages the skin loses elasticity (hence older folk having saggy skin & wrinkles.) If you've ever noticed elderly folk with dangly papery-thin skin on their arms- that is the future of tattoos, should the tattoo-ee live that long.
She'd lose her niche. Her fat female followers would hate her if she got skinny and they didnt', her chubby-chaser simps would lose interest and move to the next landwhale in a dress, her modelling contracts for plus sized clothes wouldn't hire her, and she's not pretty enough to be a non-plus-sized-model.
Miss Piggy tattoo look like melting Nazis at end of Indiana Jones LMFAO
I know women... and they will laugh at this and never read again. I wonder what the sales were for this.
Headline: "Tess Holliday wants the haters to kiss her ass."
I'm sure she has a lot of haters, but not nearly enough to cover the acreage of her ass if they were to all kiss it at once.
Top Kek
> We're gonna need A Lot more haters!
Thar She Blows!!
fucking landwhales, fucking useless slob, walking diabetes, can't even even hang herself cause she'll probably break the rope probably has to use an anchor.
She would need to obtain a 50 calibre rifle as all any smaller bullet would either bounce off or get stuck in her fat layers.
Gotta make sure she anchors to the glue lam beam
Fuck that, a Bethlehem Steel Wide Flanged Beam.
Has it got a Hemi in it?
This guy fucks
And you know this is air brushed to remove cellulite and everything else. This woman is soo fat her fucking knee's have rolls. Looks like her legs want to snap in half. These people just prove that we had society already soo figured out, the only changes these morons could make is to go backwards off a cliff.
The funny thing is she's still heavily photoshopped perpetuating an unrealistic body image. No one that size has smooth cellulite free fat and a general complexion that nice.
As a woman, I am throughly disgusted with how women have allowed themselves to be devalued by themselves and to devalue other women. Went from being classy to trashy and calling it "empowerment". 🙄 Nothing empowering about it, at all.
The chick on the front cover- Where are her knee caps?
They exploded 100 pounds ago.
Her knee cap areas looks like scars from excised breasts from a Fem to male transition surgery.
LOL!!!
She's got cankles where her knees should be.
>I don't rip on her because she's morbidly obese, I rip on her because she has a repugnant condescending personality (and is delusional about being "Healthy At Any Size," I've seen video of a whole group of normal-sized models trying to help her up from the floor.) It is quite irresponsible on her part to encourage/fetishize obesity, as this is bad for the health of the impressionable people who read this propaganda and may choose to waddle in her footsteps.
She wants us to kiss her ass? Might be a month-long project.
I'd rather kiss Jabba the Hutt.
The only way you could fuck this fat hog is groupie sex.
It would take three other guys to hold back the rolls of fat just to excavate for the fat mayonnaise jar of a soggy, stinky vagina that lies beneath.
Have to build those wooden bulwarks like in an old-timey mine and ride an ore cart in LOL
that cart would have some rusty wheels
LMFAO! Savage!
Gross.
2 tunner fun ole son, she will make you olds scrape the curb without switches
Where is Al Bundy... we need a show like Married With Children again.
Dont foot the bill for some over bearing sjws like your father's did.
seems Cosmo acknowledges #metoo is a sham used at the left's convenience...so there's that.....
Nevermind the whale. "Is success an illness?" LMAO
If I am not mistaken, last year she divorced her husband and now lives with some nonbinary fucking thing and raising her kid gender neutral. Once these idiots hit 40, your going to see them start dropping like flies. .
The Covid gon getcha hellafat...
Degenerate filth
Oink oink.
Rape survivor me too disowned must be tara reid, right? kEk
Damn it,, I can`t unsee what I seen.
That's the type you roll in flour and then go for the wet spot.
Find a barge and roll it back into the aquatic environment whence it came.
This is Cosmo's version of the "ugly girlfriend". They know all their other covers look better in comparison.
Two and a half years old, this mag.
NSFL. Get that whale back into the ocean asap.