How the hell will them titles and that body type give any daughter/young woman confidence or woman power to do better for themselves? This is one thing I fear most when I have a daughter.. And no I don't care that they put a plus size model on the cover but with those titles its kinda demeaning in my eyes
Don't let your daughters read "women's magazines" ;) "Women's magazines" are full of articles by ditzy broads for ditzy broads and are, like much of the rest of media, not reality based. Seriously, if I wanted to know "10 different ways to please a man in bed" I wouldn't ask a woman...just go straight to the primary source...a man; specifically, my husband (which means little girls should not be reading such shit for 2 very apparent reasons).
And Tess isn't a plus sized model: she's like 5'2" -- the industry standard calls for 5'8" and above. She's basically fashion industry clickbait/wokeness points.
C'mon down and get yourself a good ol helping of Bobs Bucket of Gravy! It's good for dipping whatever the hell you want in there! Chicken wings? Dip it, The whole chicken? Dip it! Hamhock! Oh, you better believe that'll get dipped.
Bob's Buckets O' Gravy. Like we say, "Cmon fatty, let's stop lying to ourselves!"
She's not a model; she can't walk. Bully away -- that woman is a bane to people trying to be healthy -- I'd call her "planetary size"; she's got her own gravity field.
Also fun to see these females and article says they are a 14/16. Perhaps if you use motor oil or grease to get them into that size. Try more like a 30/32.
How the hell will them titles and that body type give any daughter/young woman confidence or woman power to do better for themselves? This is one thing I fear most when I have a daughter.. And no I don't care that they put a plus size model on the cover but with those titles its kinda demeaning in my eyes
"Plus size model" is an inaccurate description, I would think something like "Jupiter sized hog barge" would be better.
Special updoot for "hog barge" =)
Agreed!
I bet she has her own orbit, like peter griffin.
A Saturn-like belt of crumbs
Don't let your daughters read "women's magazines" ;) "Women's magazines" are full of articles by ditzy broads for ditzy broads and are, like much of the rest of media, not reality based. Seriously, if I wanted to know "10 different ways to please a man in bed" I wouldn't ask a woman...just go straight to the primary source...a man; specifically, my husband (which means little girls should not be reading such shit for 2 very apparent reasons).
And Tess isn't a plus sized model: she's like 5'2" -- the industry standard calls for 5'8" and above. She's basically fashion industry clickbait/wokeness points.
She’d make the perfect spokeswoman for my new product, Bob’s Bucket O’ Gravy.
C'mon down and get yourself a good ol helping of Bobs Bucket of Gravy! It's good for dipping whatever the hell you want in there! Chicken wings? Dip it, The whole chicken? Dip it! Hamhock! Oh, you better believe that'll get dipped.
Bob's Buckets O' Gravy. Like we say, "Cmon fatty, let's stop lying to ourselves!"
I'm crying 😂 well done sir
Like a Rick & Morty bit 😂
Outstanding marketing! That could be my first radio ad.
Would she qualify as a “super plus sized model” or is that considered bullying?
She's not a model; she can't walk. Bully away -- that woman is a bane to people trying to be healthy -- I'd call her "planetary size"; she's got her own gravity field.
Tess Holliday identifies as Jupiter and her beta husband identifies as her satellite in that case 😂
New meaning to "Supermodel"
Hellamodel
Supertankermodel.
“Model” like “make and model”.
Wonder if you marry her if you can fully depreciate her in the first year on your taxes?
“Plus size model” used to refer to size 14/16, since the camera always adds 10lbs. Now they’re just morbidly obese models.
It's either skin & bones or landwhale.
Also fun to see these females and article says they are a 14/16. Perhaps if you use motor oil or grease to get them into that size. Try more like a 30/32.
Do better, comrade?
She sexually identities as a slab of ham.
Pig/ pork