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Muscleup12 20 points ago +20 / -0

How the hell will them titles and that body type give any daughter/young woman confidence or woman power to do better for themselves? This is one thing I fear most when I have a daughter.. And no I don't care that they put a plus size model on the cover but with those titles its kinda demeaning in my eyes

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Hambonemcgee 52 points ago +52 / -0

"Plus size model" is an inaccurate description, I would think something like "Jupiter sized hog barge" would be better.

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loverat 24 points ago +24 / -0

Special updoot for "hog barge" =)

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OldHickoryJackson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed!

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Kalom69 7 points ago +7 / -0

I bet she has her own orbit, like peter griffin.

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Maga_bigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Saturn-like belt of crumbs

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operatorstorm712 33 points ago +33 / -0

Don't let your daughters read "women's magazines" ;) "Women's magazines" are full of articles by ditzy broads for ditzy broads and are, like much of the rest of media, not reality based. Seriously, if I wanted to know "10 different ways to please a man in bed" I wouldn't ask a woman...just go straight to the primary source...a man; specifically, my husband (which means little girls should not be reading such shit for 2 very apparent reasons).

And Tess isn't a plus sized model: she's like 5'2" -- the industry standard calls for 5'8" and above. She's basically fashion industry clickbait/wokeness points.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

She’d make the perfect spokeswoman for my new product, Bob’s Bucket O’ Gravy.

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Inspector71 6 points ago +6 / -0

C'mon down and get yourself a good ol helping of Bobs Bucket of Gravy! It's good for dipping whatever the hell you want in there! Chicken wings? Dip it, The whole chicken? Dip it! Hamhock! Oh, you better believe that'll get dipped.

Bob's Buckets O' Gravy. Like we say, "Cmon fatty, let's stop lying to ourselves!"

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Maga_bigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm crying 😂 well done sir

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OldHickoryJackson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like a Rick & Morty bit 😂

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Outstanding marketing! That could be my first radio ad.

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basedvirginian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Would she qualify as a “super plus sized model” or is that considered bullying?

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operatorstorm712 12 points ago +12 / -0

She's not a model; she can't walk. Bully away -- that woman is a bane to people trying to be healthy -- I'd call her "planetary size"; she's got her own gravity field.

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basedvirginian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tess Holliday identifies as Jupiter and her beta husband identifies as her satellite in that case 😂

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ThatOneGirl 4 points ago +4 / -0

New meaning to "Supermodel"

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OldHickoryJackson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hellamodel

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Neonentity 1 point ago +1 / -0

Supertankermodel.

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OldHickoryJackson 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Model” like “make and model”.

Wonder if you marry her if you can fully depreciate her in the first year on your taxes?

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Femprep 27 points ago +27 / -0

“Plus size model” used to refer to size 14/16, since the camera always adds 10lbs. Now they’re just morbidly obese models.

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plaaaa 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's either skin & bones or landwhale.

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Bazzellle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also fun to see these females and article says they are a 14/16. Perhaps if you use motor oil or grease to get them into that size. Try more like a 30/32.

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c2sky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do better, comrade?

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 3 points ago +3 / -0

She sexually identities as a slab of ham.

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OldHickoryJackson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pig/ pork