Don't let your daughters read "women's magazines" ;) "Women's magazines" are full of articles by ditzy broads for ditzy broads and are, like much of the rest of media, not reality based. Seriously, if I wanted to know "10 different ways to please a man in bed" I wouldn't ask a woman...just go straight to the primary source...a man; specifically, my husband (which means little girls should not be reading such shit for 2 very apparent reasons).
And Tess isn't a plus sized model: she's like 5'2" -- the industry standard calls for 5'8" and above. She's basically fashion industry clickbait/wokeness points.
C'mon down and get yourself a good ol helping of Bobs Bucket of Gravy! It's good for dipping whatever the hell you want in there! Chicken wings? Dip it, The whole chicken? Dip it! Hamhock! Oh, you better believe that'll get dipped.
Bob's Buckets O' Gravy. Like we say, "Cmon fatty, let's stop lying to ourselves!"
Don't let your daughters read "women's magazines" ;) "Women's magazines" are full of articles by ditzy broads for ditzy broads and are, like much of the rest of media, not reality based. Seriously, if I wanted to know "10 different ways to please a man in bed" I wouldn't ask a woman...just go straight to the primary source...a man; specifically, my husband (which means little girls should not be reading such shit for 2 very apparent reasons).
And Tess isn't a plus sized model: she's like 5'2" -- the industry standard calls for 5'8" and above. She's basically fashion industry clickbait/wokeness points.
She’d make the perfect spokeswoman for my new product, Bob’s Bucket O’ Gravy.
C'mon down and get yourself a good ol helping of Bobs Bucket of Gravy! It's good for dipping whatever the hell you want in there! Chicken wings? Dip it, The whole chicken? Dip it! Hamhock! Oh, you better believe that'll get dipped.
Bob's Buckets O' Gravy. Like we say, "Cmon fatty, let's stop lying to ourselves!"
Like a Rick & Morty bit 😂