I went to one of those Homegoods stores with the wife, and the 2 little Karen's patrolling the entrance tried to stop me and asked me why I can't wear a mask- I told them because of a medical issue. One of em asked me what medical issue it was (I knew they can't really ask, but I like to play along for shit), so I leaned in pretty close, to the point they were backing up and uncomfortable, and I whispered that it was due to a lung infection and just turned around and walked away...the wife could barely hold her laughter in long enough til we turned the corner