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Damn, Phyllis! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Banpen ago by Banpen +2728 / -0
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Japan4Salt 180 points ago +180 / -0

Kek

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JimmyNelson 84 points ago +84 / -0

Straight fire!

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WingedSquid 15 points ago +15 / -0

Someone call the burn unit!

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g-money1 56 points ago +57 / -1

fucking savage

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ChuckedBeef 48 points ago +48 / -0

"Let me know what your DNA test says about your gender".

They can have all of the imaginary legal bullshit they want, but they can't defeat nature. That's why all of this bullshit gender bending and fattie loving is destined to fail.

Mother nature wins.

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STONKATRUCK 20 points ago +20 / -0

I don't get many chances, but when I do I like to let these people know that I'm just normal regular straight male lol. They don't like that

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WassermanSchultz 21 points ago +21 / -0

Super straight.

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plaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Birthing chest feeding person nature. drumroll

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Desert_Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unleash the beast!

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TakenusernameA 151 points ago +151 / -0

Two men pretending to be women yell at each other over the internet, but only one is in on the joke.

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deleted 70 points ago +70 / -0
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RuleoVicus 32 points ago +32 / -0

Both true.

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MrStep 89 points ago +89 / -0

Stop deadnaming me, it's ma'am!

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Konsaki 48 points ago +48 / -0

If you say so, sir...

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MudDog 74 points ago +74 / -0

Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout

Phyllis has no chill as usual

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 22 points ago +22 / -0

"Who's Bob Vance?"

"You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie."

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Brucesky420 20 points ago +20 / -0

I know this site has a stick up their ass when it comes to women, but older women tend to be based as fuck. They grew up in a world where it wasn't cool to be victim

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MudDog 20 points ago +20 / -0

we don't give a fuck which reproductive organs you have

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honk_honk_honk 10 points ago +11 / -1

Mixed bag, some on here definitely have a grudge. Personally, I don't like how the mainstream is trying to act like women levitate five feet above the rest of us and shouldn't be criticized, that's it. Having zero standards for women is making us slide backward, we're nearing the other extreme to the ME and both are retarded. The left are working hard to make us have zero standards for men either at which point we'll be the super retarded version.

In any case, the west didn't get to where it is by hating half its population.

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Tayzi 7 points ago +9 / -2

Don't hate women at all. I just hate young women culture, only fans, insta, fagbook, dating apps etc. The dating game is just so lopsided for women right now it's unstable and bound to break. That's why there's a lot of young men like myself that are actually decent prospects, have just opted out of the game.

All the older women in my life are conservative, except a few.

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megxit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Opting out of dating and marriage is playing into their hands.

You can beat the game.

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SgtCup 56 points ago +56 / -0

We need this woman to join patriots.win

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RuleoVicus 18 points ago +18 / -0

SHe's one of us!

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MuhNameJeff 12 points ago +12 / -0

One of us! One of us!

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Nikola_S1 7 points ago +8 / -1

Sus

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Kerra_Holt 34 points ago +34 / -0

Kek <- this one.

Kek

Kek

Kek

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RuleoVicus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Toppers of!

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Deezy 30 points ago +30 / -0

Go get em, Phyllis!

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Judojoeblack 25 points ago +25 / -0

fAtAliTy!

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AE1989 23 points ago +24 / -1

IT'S MA'AM

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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DarkRiver 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hillary stop assassinating people

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jennyfrutex 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her pronouns are side/of/beef.

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STONKATRUCK 2 points ago +2 / -0

He tore through that store like a Trannysaurus Rex in a gamestop shop.

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Intra 20 points ago +20 / -0

government document >>> reality

That is genuinely how these psychos think. Stalin would have an erection.

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spelunking_librator 7 points ago +7 / -0

needs a citation that Stalin does not have an erection

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plaaaa 18 points ago +18 / -0

LOL "muh legal documents say ahm female"

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coolhandcuke 12 points ago +12 / -0

My legal documents say that the Easter Bunny is real, too.

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MarginofFraud 17 points ago +17 / -0

Phyllis is literally taking scalps at the end.

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Rerun1Central 16 points ago +16 / -0

so does lora have a female dick or has she gone through with the bottom surgery

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ProphetOfKek 22 points ago +22 / -0

If the penis is female, why cut it off? Sounds misogynistic.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 15 points ago +15 / -0

Really good interview with two people, Walt Heyer and Kathy Grace Duncan, who thought they were transgender (part 1): https://youtu.be/U9YExJ7dWn0

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Banpen [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm not much of a religious person, but that was a good interview. Thanks for sharing

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projectarcturus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just finished watching it. Thank you for sharing.

I watched this not too long ago as well. Walt is in this one too:

https://youtu.be/W3YKpnrzmqc

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thx, pede. Will watch soon! God bless and Happy Easter!

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TheBusiness 12 points ago +12 / -0

The bucket and rope has been brought out. Might as well add this one to the 40%+ suicide rate.

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Tenspot20 10 points ago +10 / -0

"This is what happens when the Tranny hits the Fannie."

-T.S. Twenty-

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dianabrown1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ya gotta admire and old lady with a sense of humor.

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Formerlurker92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Honest question to trannies:

What makes his claim of being an old lady any less valid than yours

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Banpen [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Backing of the legal system, duh.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

shit... can they also legislate for all newborns to have three arms? crazy power

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Knowbody 7 points ago +7 / -0

Legal documents agreeing with the lie just means the government is also lying.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

no... no! that can't be! NO!

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JoeBidensDementia1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy fuck I felt that all the way over here!

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Patriot_Lettuce 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gonna need some ice for that burn!

Savage Phyllis, SAVAGE!

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Vorticity1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Prostate cancer doesn’t exist in trans people.

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spelunking_librator 8 points ago +8 / -0

you just invented cure for prostate cancer...

  1. get prostate cancer diagnose

  2. identify as female

  3. ???

  4. profit

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FredRedd 7 points ago +7 / -0

Show of hands - who also votes in favor of Phyllis as the winner of the internet for today, 2 April 2021?

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spelunking_librator 7 points ago +7 / -0

she's probably tied with OP of "how long until kamala beats herself up in a black-on-asian hate crime"

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FredRedd 5 points ago +5 / -0

ooohhh... good point. I'd forgotten about OP's gem.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 7 points ago +7 / -0

PHYLLIS FROM THE TOP ROPE!

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Heywood_youblowme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Phyllis is an american badass. I love when older people get to the point where they just dgaf and will tell it like it is.

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BahamaDon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bazinga!

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conservativeyuppie 6 points ago +6 / -0

STOP IT, HE'S ALREADY DEAD

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

THE KEK IS STRONG WITH HER

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Azrael1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Legal document." lol legal degenerate.

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minotaurbeach 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is like my grand mother still lives.

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laneybelle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love you Phyllis!!! Amazing

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MAGAThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Legal documents are constructs. Smash that motherfucker in the forehead.

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CantStumpTheTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

idk, thats the kinda insult only an old lady gonna toss down at ya...

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Susurro 5 points ago +5 / -0

Brutal.

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stillbringingitback 5 points ago +5 / -0

“No. Just according to everything else.”

Alternative ending.

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TGNX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sweet Jesus! Call an ambulance!

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burkeburke 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Grandma, are you a shitlord?"

"Always have been."

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kekwillsmadeit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Phyllis Glasp: One of the many rappers eminem is afraid to diss

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freemoonlight 4 points ago +4 / -0

What happened to our (TD) den mom??? Does anyone remember her name? Tammy? She was equally savage

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AnotherFormerDem 4 points ago +4 / -0

HAHAHAHA

We all need more Phyllis in our lives.

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Slugbert 4 points ago +4 / -0

OWW OWW OWW OWW

Dr. Marvin...you can help me.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Boom!

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lawlady1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

This "lady" just got her ass handed to her and it was divine.

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spelunking_librator 5 points ago +5 / -0

men just want one thing and it's definitely not legal documents saying they're women

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Sirbigusdickus 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s beautiful.

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Raythetexan 3 points ago +3 / -0

She could just buy a flamethrower if she if fuckin shit up for libs every day

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FrankDrebin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn. I love roasting these fucking losers. Can't wait until I'm an old man and I can say I was right about the leftists being retarded faggots.

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MagaHippie88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blahaha....... we have the BEST based gamgams EVER!!! <3 MAGA2021

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Modernturnkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gender isn't a spectrum, it's a chromosome.

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deplorablepatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Savage.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

They say to trust the science. When that fails them, they want us to trust the government.