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starsabove 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yeah . . . don't say that aloud if you want to be on a jury.

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fingis_dartan 8 points ago +8 / -0

As someone who’s been involved in numerous jury selections; nobody is paying attention to this. They picked based on race and attitude.

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Dialectic 7 points ago +7 / -0

I assume I'm never included in any of the juries I'm called for because I'm a white dude who works.

But what do I know.

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fingis_dartan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depending on the demographics of the area. I live in a 90% white lane community. They usually end up with three or four white males, typically in multiple age groups. Every single minority that shows up will get picked though.

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since primarily joggers are doing the criming, the defense wants to have a jury full of joggers to help their case if it goes that far

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fingis_dartan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correct. I can’t tell you the number of times black women refuse to indict black men for committing crimes.

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wethedownvoted 16 points ago +17 / -1

That's the kind of stuff I say to get out of jury duty

"do you have any strong feelings about produce theft?"

"you remember that movie Aladdin? yeah, execute the kid and the monkey too"

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Dpatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahaha

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froggos 12 points ago +12 / -0

The law is clearly meaningless and there is effectlvely no justice system so everybody doing jury duty should act appropriately. Jury nullify everything, regardless.

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CahalTheMad 8 points ago +8 / -0

This. The system is totally corrupt.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 10 points ago +10 / -0

good. i remember growing up and the general attitude towards jury duty was one of annoyance. like it was a pain in the rump to have to serve. it was seen as a bothersome punishment and the cool people were finding ways of getting out of it. but now, i realize that attitude was a form of societal destruction implemented by radicals. jury duty is important.

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GhostofPatrickHenry 5 points ago +5 / -0

100% this

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SkullE 9 points ago +9 / -0

Jury nulification.

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DeadOverRed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Once all conservatives reach this point, we win.

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AbrahamLincoln 8 points ago +9 / -1

That's one way to never make it onto a jury.

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RageBringer [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, well it's not like I will say this to the judge prior to the trial. Just making it known to others the way I feel about things right now is all.

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FuckGovernment 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you want to be on a jury, answer how you expect a demoKKKrat would.

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GhostofPatrickHenry 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amen, defend yourself and WALK FREE

All pedes must make jury duty a priority.

Jury nullification

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CantHaveMyGat 2 points ago +2 / -0

But he....

NOT GUILTY

We have vide.....

NOT GUILTY

Think of the.....

NOT GUILTY

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DairyBoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same

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Marshall2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can never be selected for a jury because I believe in jury nullification in instances of abuse of power by Law Makers and their enforcement persecutors.

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unclebobinator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just don't say that during selection

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Marshall2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was taught that honesty is the best policy by my parents and my GOD.

I sin like everyone else, but I'm forgiven by the only one who can give forgiveness and when I stand before him, I want to hear, "well done my good and faithful servant and not depart from me, I never knew you."

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Marshall2 0 points ago +1 / -1

Abandoning principals has gotten us into THIS MESS.

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +4 / -1

You won’t be a juror

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Marshall2 3 points ago +3 / -0

No I won't. They use voir dere to turn the promise of a jury of your peers on it's head to get a jury that will convict most of the time.

ie A prosecutor can get a Grand Jury to indict a ham sandwich.

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RageBringer [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have been a juror 7 times, you can actually increase your odds if you eat the pussy of those fat clerks at the county court house

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Tryan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too.

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Eventides 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anddd....you just disqualified yourself as a jurror.

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Friar_Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jury nullification

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